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We may get a proper name for Lyra, but the balance must always be maintained…………..

For every wink Hasbro gives us, something must happen to balance the scales…………

Nothing bad can come of this.

I have a confession to make…..

About Princess Cadence……I really like her mane. :(

Fridge wrote:

As for the burning phoenix’s response, it is rather difficult to discern sarcasm from text. In my experience, this is what leads to many internet flamewars. I would advise you to be less facetious in the future, to avoid confusion.

But but but….I was just trying to earn my cutie mark…

You know how Lauren stated that the ponies reproduced like normal mammals. What do you think is up with the ponies reproductive organs? Do you think its in inside the ponies( kind of like a reptile or bird) or they use a spell to hide in it public or what? Give me your theories.

Goddamit Dac, why must your discussions always be so…..awkward?

They characters in a childrens' cartoon.

I would say they are just used to it and don't think much of it.

Or you could take Berry's explanation that it makes it easier to fuck on the fly, I personally prefer that reason.

@Cadence toy

I think her mane and dress is so pwetty (yes, I'm heterosexual, stop looking at me like that). After thought though, I don't mind the idea of having another alicorn. She doesn't have an aethereal mane or the size of Luna or Celestia, so they could still be the all-powerful beings the fandom considers them, while Cadence is a genetic rarity.
And, once again, her horn could be fake.

@ Sexual organs discussion

I'd think it's outside (with the male genitalia, of course. Female is on inside.) like a normal horse, but they just don't think much of it. Like the children watching the show.

I worry sometimes that the little kids that watch the show now will one day dig our threads up. That will be an awkward day indeed. Imagine the conversation with their parents. (I'm saying this all in a sarcastic tone, of course)

Dac, most of the ponies we see are female……of coure the reproductive organs are on the inside……as for the males, I would really don't want to think about that.

Just imagine that while you were watching Blues Clues (or whatever it was that you would watch back when you were a kid), someplace, somewhere, a guy was watching the same thing, leaning on his left elbow……

Edit: I'm posting that in the "Ruined Childhood" entry. You're welcome for that mental image.

Dac, dac, dac… What would our conversations be without you?
Boring as Hell.
@Genitalia: When you look at most regular pictures of standing horses, you don't see the genitalia explicitly. Of course, if they are standing on two legs facing forward, (which I don't think any male ponies have as of yet) it is a different story. So, until that example comes up in the show, I will just say that they are always artfully hidden from the camera's view.

Yes, but vaginas are still pretty visible. you know what I mean, Do you think they hide them with magic or what?

@ Pheonix
Awkward? We are just talking pony dicks and vaginas. nothing awkward 'bout that!

@Dravitar
Actually, the vaginas of most farm animals are pretty easy to see. I don't have a mare at the Moment, but I could snap a picture of sheep vagina and its pretty clear that its there.
You would definitely see there vaginas in these shots

why wait? Make every day awkward. Lets talk about genitalia every day!

Quite

Perhaps they simply do not have any genitalia at all and reproduce through other means. Of which there are many.

For instance they may simply reproduce like snails, worms, bacteria or jellyfish. None of which require beans and franks

Cracked.com has more details

@BSOD
Unless snails, worms, bacteria, or jellyfish happen to be mammals and I have just been misinformed my entire life, then that can't be the case because lauren said they reproduce like mammals.

Lol, Umad?

@Dac

YOU DIDN'T GET MY SARCASM! I MAD!

@BSOD
Beans and franks? Its pickles and eggs! This is America! We don't speak your savage Maori language. Also, I don't appreciate your sarcasm!

EDIT I would just like to apologize for correcting you for saying "beans and Franks". I forgot that America is the only country where people have balls the size of grade A Eggs and dicks the size of cucumbers. You may continue saying it the way that other countries may understand better.

Bitch please…

As for genitalia talk, I go with Connor and the No Fun Allowed: They're just nowhere visible (though vaginas became canon though Pinkie on the Last Roundup episode, but still) and I can't think of a propper explanation regarding where male ponies hide their dongs.

Hey guys what's going on-

You know how Lauren stated that the ponies reproduced like normal mammals. What do you think is up with the ponies reproductive organs? Do you think its in inside the ponies( kind of like a reptile or bird) or they use a spell to hide in it public or what? Give me your theories.

Nope.

@ Dr Greg
How about magic spells that keep their dongs hidden and they may only expose them when it is appropriate? That would make sense I guess.

@ Cite
Its been awhile since Ive started a discussion like this, take it like a man and answer the question or dishonor will be brought on you and your family.

Dr. Greg wrote:

I go with Cite and the No Fun Allowed

go with Cite

Cite

FALSE

@Connor

Don't know why I always switch your names in my head

@Dac

THEN IT IS SETTLED! WE CAN BOTH BE MAD TOGETHER! LIKE TWO FRIGGEN PEAS IN AN ANRGY FRIGGEN POD!

U MAD! I MAD! WE ALL MAD FOR THAI PAD!

But fake sarcastic arguments aside, why don't we just say that Pony genitalia are hidden by excesses of fur in that region and dongs just happen to be retractable.

Inb4 you giggle at huge pony bushes.

…
You just confused me with Connor.

That may just be the meanest thing anybody has ever said to me.
sniff

Me being the idiot that I am I asked AJ about this. She just gave me a look.

I'm to afraid to blink now…

Oh, please Cite, not sad Twilight!

Didn't mean to offend you man. Have an appologize hug

@Engie

She looks like she wants to hurt you for asking that Engie…but she doesn't want you to know that.

Perhaps its best you kept your eyes open…and keep track of your wrenches

Also I wonder if Gigatoast has seen this:

Today's piece of Obligatory Vinyl Art™ from CitationNeeded

She just keeps on smiling and waving at me. But my stuff seems to be in place at the moment. So far body parts are intact for the moment so, that's one good thing.

@BSOD
Yeah, that could work. I mean, stallions have retractable penises already( only the balls are always visible). So then they have huge bushes to cover them( or have small balls)

Likewise.

Say hello to my new wallpaper.

Really Sony? This is almost as upsetting as finding out that my PS3 can't play any PS2 games and now my huge library of games is now essentially just a whole bunch of coasters or PSN being down for a month( not really your fault, but still, fuck you).
PS. JJ makes Luna look so fucking adorable!

PS. JJ makes Luna look so fucking adorable!

>Implying Luna isn't always f***ing adorable

If anyone watches the John Stewart show.. can anyone confirm to me that these are legit?


That thread in 4chan that Twins posted is now a lot more relevant.

@Verbose below:

I agree 100%, I was actually trying to confirm this for the KONY entry, not the MLP one.
Perhaps I shouldn't have posted this here, but thanks for your help anyway.

I read somewhere that Jon Stewart did make this reference. However, unless he actually uses G4 stuff (i.e., models, logo, brony references,) then it's just as likely that it was an obvious joke awaiting to happen. The two rhyme, and the fandom may not have had much to do with it.

Then again, it may have.

@ X Singular:

The Daily Show and Colbert Report always posts their full episodes a day after they air on the network.

The My Little Kony is here:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-12-2012/my-little-kony

So it is confirmed.

@Dac-attack:

You know… Stallions and other male animals are known for sometimes being indiscriminate in how they release their sexual needs……

Tell me Dac, has something ever happened to you when you were alone with the Stallions while you were a child on the farm? Something you have buried deep within your pysche?

Tell me Dac, you are among friends here. Do not feel ashamed.

Colbert is so mainstream. We made My Little Kony jokes before it was cool

But seriously, its no surprise he would use the reference. Adding cute implications to grimdark things is a great way to mock said grimdark things. The grimdark in this equation is Kony himself. Plus the pun is just too easy.

How do you even come up with that?

You know what? Never mind. Let's see what has Tara been doing…

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What's your headcanon on these three's relationship? (Or at least between Screwball, Screw Loose, and Discord.

Also, are there any fics about them?

I'm not even sure what the blue ones name is. Is it Screwloose or something? I don't recall what the fandom came to agreement on

I don't think any of them are related but they might all know each other. I like the idea that Screwball is still a close friend of the blue thing and Derpy is acquainted with them both. Refer to that Tumblr that features both Screwball and blue thing doing crazy stuff together.

However I am going to guess that the blue thing and Screwball have similar states of mental dementia, causing them to end up with similar marks, end up in the same hospital wing and really get to know each other. The blue one of course is in the worst condition. Completely fried

Derpy, not so much. I don't like thinking that she is crazy, just ditzy. But she has no trouble socializing with nutcases apparently and represents a more distant, yet relate-able friend.

That's about as far I go in terms of headcanon

In short:

Screwball and blue are padded cellmates
Derpy is their connection to the sane world
All three are unrelated friends

Tara NO! You'll alert the herd!

Well sh*t…

I'm willing to accept the hug, but I'll feel safer with my Lugre in my pocket.

You know who else watches a show for real men ?

In my 'headcanon' (which I totally didn't make up just now), those three aren't related in any way.

• Screwloose (awesome name by the way) is just some pony with a mental disorder, so she spends all of her time locked up in a psych ward. That might sound like a depressing situation to some of you, but you can rest assured that she got the best padded cell.

• Screwball was part of Discord's personal 'utopia', so she vanished with it. She seemed to be the only pony who was totally cool with everything being turned into chaos, so I assumed that she was somehow part of it. She might have been a different pony beforehand, and what we saw was a 'discorded' version of that pony.

• Derpy is just Derpy. She's on the weather team / part of a time-travelling duo / a mail-mare / a full time mom (fanfics, y u no agree with each other?), and she does Derpy things. I don't see her as being mentally handicapped in any way, though she is a bit ditzy.

After reading half of the thread I realized that the JJ you were talking about is not Jolly Jew.

Screwloose got out pretty easy so I think they don't even have padded cells in Equestria.

Derpy is Derpy. 'Nuff said. And I think it is entirely possible for her to be a mailmare and a mother.
Screwball : Discorded Derpy
Screwloose: Derpy's birth mother. (wow, not sure where that came from, but, you know… The grey hair makes her look a bit like Granny Smith)