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When will Gamzee's account be reactivated. If not… I'll Salute you with hOnK :0). he's like the coolest troll ever. Even though he went insane.

Sman is going to love this.

But in all seriousness I must sadly inform you that Gamzee isn't coming back. He left the forum because he caught Ric Tesla cheating on him for 404 and it got him so upset he packed his bags and moved to China.

He also said told me he hated us all and wanted us all to die by being pied in the face by a horde of angry clowns. I wasn't sure why, but it had something to do with too many dicks in the IRC.

But we wish him well in his travels to China and his dream to have actual Gamzee horns surgically implanted on his head. We will miss him.

Some other posters here can give you more details about how and why he left. Especially Sman, you can ask him, he has all the details.

DON'T BE SILLY!
HE IS HERE, HE ALWAYS HAD AND ALWAYS WILL!
SAY HI GAMZEE!


He's kind of tired right now, but he will be okay! Me and him are gonna go have a walk in the park!
What's that Gamzee? You want my to purify the land with holy fire?

We can't do that! Not yet! But we can say hi to our neighbors for now if you want!

Let's visit Kalmo! I heard he can make things much more fun!

Ric took it pretty badly. He died his hair brown in grief.

Gamzee was a cool mother-fucker.

May he rape rest in peace.

HI GAMZEE GOOD SEE RIC BROUGHT YOU BACK….YOU GOT MORE SHIPSSSSSS IN THE SHIPPING THREAD YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER?

so i was banned once, all i did was appeal to reactivate my account. but dont worry he is watching

He deactivated his own account.

Gamzee may be closer than you think.
.

mfw this thread

But for the new member's sake.
If you haven't figured out yet, GAMZEE IS SMAN.

SILENCE YOUR LIES.
You've seen too much, time to die

I wouldn't do that if I were you, Gamzee.

(Don't worry RPP, I'll protect you)

This is now a battle thread

NSFW

Ready for battle!

I move for no man.

I AM NO MAN

Then Liam Neeson will make you move.

Oh hey guys.
I found Gamzee's account he came back!

No…I won't.

best thread ever

Just because Toydarians aren't susceptible to Jedi mind tricks doesn't mean Qui-gon can't just slice one in half.

Best thread ever.

umm…

Okay, I have to be the honest one in this thread it seems…

I WAS GAMZEE! I know, you're all shocked. I'm sorry, but Gamzee was a way for me let out the weirdness I bottle up all the time. It was a fun ride, but I decided that I had to move on with my life. It was time for me to come to terms with who I was and stop pretending to be someone I'm not. I would like to thank all the people who supported me while I was taking on this alternate persona. Especially you, S.Man. You were the coolest of them all. You knew what I was all about and accepted me. Thank you, S.Man.

NO I'M GAMZEE!

@ Ric

everyone is Gamzee now (or Ivan in certain threads)

NO!
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY GAMZEE!

…actually are Gamzee

But if you're all Gamzee…..

can i be Gamzee?
should we make a shared account called Gamzee?

NO!
I'M GA- Wait…wait…whats going on?

What is this? Who am I? Who are you?
Is this real or this just some sick game that some man been playing on me sense the beginning of my existence?
I am Gamzee but yet I am not…I exist but yet I do not…all is right but yet all is wrong…

Lets all change our Display names to Gamzee people

You are gonna need proper avatar.

Use Gamzee's old one: https://i.kym-cdn.com/profiles/icons/small/000/070/080/User.gif

I am Gamzee, don't listen to those imposters

I am Gamzee as well

Me too I guess

He lies! Only the real Gamzee would theme himself after a windows error!

You're right he so would.

but only an imposter would do that

This is Gamzee general now

WhAt?

WhO tHe HeLl?
WhErE aM i?!?

WhOa MoThErFuCkEr… YoU aLl WeNt AnD gOt My CoNfUsEd On :o(

Gamzee posting in a thread about Gamzee, when a barrel of Gamzee's say they are Gamzee.
Gamzeption

ThAt BlOwN mY mInD, dUdE…

JeGuS, wHaT ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS gOiNg oN