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[General] Google is gonna spam balloons everywhere, and then the internet happens!
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So does that consider it to be a Balloogle?
I have lost my touch with puns. Frick.
Stop blowing hot air you windbags.
I sense rising tensions here, guys. Chill out before someone pops
But seriously lets actually discuss this topic. At first I thought this would cause serious complications for air travel, then I remembered that commercial aircraft only go as high as 11km – 14km into the sky so I guess it could work, provided that high altitude storm weather doesn't constantly ruin Googles networks.
But problems aside, all of this still kinda scares me. Google has so much money to burn that they can actually do what we always dreamed of doing as a kid: turn the world into a massive balloon party. Also if this turns into a success, how long before they take over the entire internet?
>mfw the balloonet (shut up, it's a cool name) is faster than my ground internet
Seriously, though. How fast is it going to be?
Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:
I sense rising tensions here, guys. Chill out before someone pops
But seriously lets actually discuss this topic. At first I thought this would cause serious complications for air travel, then I remembered that commercial aircraft only go as high as 11km – 14km into the sky so I guess it could work, provided that high altitude storm weather doesn't constantly ruin Googles networks.
But problems aside, all of this still kinda scares me. Google has so much money to burn that they can actually do what we always dreamed of doing as a kid: turn the world into a massive balloon party. Also if this turns into a success, how long before they take over the entire internet?
Since the balloons fly above aircraft traffic, does that mean you can pick it up while traveling on a plane and not have to pay an enormous amount for airplanes wifi?
I think this is a great idea on the face of it. I'm a bit curious as to who controls access and how. I remember hearing somebody mention on another thread that there was a group of people in Europe who were trying to make satellite Internet that was not under the jurisdiction of any government. If this is the sort of thing we're talking about here, it's great, but it's not clear to me what the specific nature of balloonet (yes, that is a cool name) is insofar as who may be controlling and/or monitoring access.
[Insert balloon pun here, I'm feeling lazy.]
Brucker wrote:
I think this is a great idea on the face of it. I'm a bit curious as to who controls access and how. I remember hearing somebody mention on another thread that there was a group of people in Europe who were trying to make satellite Internet that was not under the jurisdiction of any government. If this is the sort of thing we're talking about here, it's great, but it's not clear to me what the specific nature of balloonet (yes, that is a cool name) is insofar as who may be controlling and/or monitoring access.
[Insert balloon pun here, I'm feeling lazy.]
Sounds like you're all out of gas.
^ Never change, KYM
So anyway, to pump a little more serious discussion into this. I had this idea floating in my head. When this network goes up, do you think it would be completely controlled by Google? Or would parts of the network be sold to respective local telecom businesses?
I have nothing relevant to add to this discussion other than that this is the greatest thread I have seen on a forum all year.
I have a feeling that we are all going to get banned for derailing this thread. Totally worth it, though.
CARLOS STOP SPAMMING THE BALLOON TO EVERYONE
This thread needs a bit more pump
This thread is one more off-topic bump with a re-used unoriginal pun away from getting locked.
Edward Elric wrote:
This thread needs a bit more pump
Attach a Carlos face or get the fuck out
Sir Crona Crescent Duke of Landwales wrote:
Attach a Carlos face or get the fuck out
Dac
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Sorry guys, I came to this thread expecting some real discussion, but instead I find this dumb ass thread overblown with stupid puns. Grow up guys! And if this post gets you butthurt, blow me!
@RM
I get a huge rise out of it. Locking threads make me float on air
Then again, I knew I couldn't really lock this thread. I'm just trying to prompt some actual discussion
@Dac
I came to this thread expecting some real discussion
I tried to raise discussion in between the puns but the topic kept drifting away. I apologize for my failure but you can see where KYM's priorities hover
@this thread
Actually we may have a proballoonblem. I noticed we can't seem to pop with the puns. It's like we've had a breach in the pun containment shield and the thread is entering an puncontrolled state of punclear meltdown. I'll pun down to the puntrol room to check the…
…Oh, this doesn't look good. And the needle is getting higher. The thread is punning straight towards critical mass! If we don't stop the puns, they will soon start flying out of control!
Sir Crona Crescent Duke of Landwales wrote:
Attach a Carlos face or get the fuck out
Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:
@RM
I get a huge rise out of it. Locking threads make me float on air
Then again, I knew I couldn't really lock this thread. I'm just trying to prompt some actual discussion
@Dac
I came to this thread expecting some real discussion
I tried to raise discussion in between the puns but the topic kept drifting away. I apologize for my failure but you can see where KYM's priorities hover
@this thread
Actually we may have a proballoonblem. I noticed we can't seem to pop with the puns. It's like we've had a breach in the pun containment shield and the thread is entering an puncontrolled state of punclear meltdown. I'll pun down to the puntrol room to check the…
…Oh, this doesn't look good. And the needle is getting higher. The thread is punning straight towards critical mass! If we don't stop the puns, they will soon start flying out of control!