That's right,I'm going to let you come up with a story WHILE getting immense amounts of karma.
By the 4th of July,the idea with the most karma awarded will be the plot.
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Knowyourmeme Sequel Ideas
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A LOTR style journey to ED,to sacrifice the Half-Troll,half Admin baby.
A TF2 style group,fighting against the army of 711chan.
Torenrose is sick of ridicule,and holds Jamie hostage (Who apparantly has the balls of a sofle)
Last edited Jun 29, 2010 at 09:21PM EDT
Jamie holds an anime style tournament.
10 years after the first story,trolls have taken over.
Basically,a zombie apocolypse story.
A motherfucking prequel.
Also,no minusing.
GOGOGO
Last edited Jun 29, 2010 at 09:26PM EDT
All great ideas!
Thanks a billion.
Also,the TF2,Hostage Jamie,and tournament would all be kinda short.
Do something in the style of the Apocalypse Now, and replace the characters with users prominent in the forums.
Edit: This would be a long story, and it would take quite a while to write. But, however, it would be a story of epic proportions.
Just picture it, replace the Antagonists with Trolls (Accept for Colonel Kurtz) and make characters on the Protagonist's Side KYM Users.
Last edited Jun 29, 2010 at 09:46PM EDT
Ah and lastly,
A virus is spreading through KYM,making people /b/tards.
@Vlad
Yes.
How about the story of a young boy, desperate for recognition, who includes as many mentions of users on a still relatively new site into one of his hobbies, story writing. The users adore the fact that they are in a story, they believe that for a brief moment, they are important, which we all know is untrue. His plan works and he becomes a well-loved member of the community. He, quite cocky with himself, has a new plan to hoard useless internet brownie points with a simple poll about the plot of the next story. And no one ever figures out his plot. Ever. The end.
Or, write about this.
Last edited Jun 29, 2010 at 09:40PM EDT
LIKE A COSTA RICAN THREE TOED TREE SLOTH?!
A story about how Tristan is a double posting karma whore.
8 posts in a row, man?
EDIT: Guys, it was a damn joke. Get over it.
Last edited Jun 29, 2010 at 10:18PM EDT
Oh.
UN-MINUS'D
Last edited Jun 29, 2010 at 10:22PM EDT
"Saving Private Dubs"
Anything with tentacles.
5 months have passed since the first story. The chaos in KYM has died down. Many restoration projects were attempted. Most failed. The Old Members, the cornerstones of KYM-ian society, have begun to fade. One by one, the pillars of the community began to crumble. A few Old Members remain; Blubber, Tristan, Chris, and that orange dude whose name I can't remember (jk lol. I know I'm leaving people out, I'm lazy). Jamie Dubs is still around, though he gave up his crown for mysterious reasons. The world of KYM has grown, new members sprouting like weeds. Other sites are beginning to take notice. PDTs (Poorly Disguised Trolls) test our defenses at regular intervals. Our transportation has been limited by Poorly Written Articles. Members live in fear of the dreaded Account Hackers; the loss of Agent Orange has shaken us. The Old Members can no longer defend against it all. Desparate times call for desparate measures. We have decided to train some of the more promising new members. We need all the help we can get.
KNOW YOUR MEME II: BATTLEFRONT
Or something like that.
KNOWYOURMELLOW
For Fyke's sake, no.
Here are some ideas.
1. Write about the story of a user who went on a great quest to earn karma.
2. Write about the KYMellow rebellion and how it was quashed by the combined forces of jamiedubs and Captain Blubber
3. Write about the adventures of Skeleton Jelly.
4. ???
5. Profit!
6. Write about how the KYMellow rebellion was successful and how Mellow oppressed all who opposed her with the aid of the #knowyourmellow Mods and Admins, until the previous KYM users rebelled. Oh, and Skeleton Jelly.
Last edited Jun 30, 2010 at 01:58AM EDT
continuing from jack candle,
we sign up new recruits and the person to train and teach them how to battle the trolls will be me.
Omomon
I am Gunnery Sergeant Omomon, your Senior
Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak
only when spoken to, and the first and last
words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!"
Do you maggots understand that?
RECRUITS
(in unison)
Sir, yes, sir!
Omomon
Bullshit! I can't hear you. Sound off like you
got a pair.
RECRUITS
(louder)
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMON
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training … you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings! You are nothing but
unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian
shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the more you hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
/b/tards, shut-ins, anime freaks or newfags. Here you
are all equally worthless! And my
orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack
the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do
you maggots understand that?
RECRUITS
(in unison)
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMON
Bullshit! I can't hear you!
(louder)
Sir, yes, sir!
Sergeant OMOMON stops in front of a
tall recruit,
Private BIOTICZOMBIE.
What's your
name, scumbag?
Sir,
Private Brown, sir!
Bullshit! From now on
you're Private
BioticZombie! Do you like that name?
BIOTICZOMBIE
(shouting)
Sir, yes, sir!
Well, there's one thing that you won't like,
Private BioticZombie! They
don't serve dat ass,
an hero and pools closed on a daily basis in
my
mess hall!
Sir, yes, sir!
MORGANINYOURPANTS(whispering)
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
OMOMON
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's
the slimy
little communist shit twinkle-toed
cocksucker down here, who just
signed his or her
own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy
fucking
godmother said it! Out-fucking-
standing! I will P.T. you all until
you fucking
die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are
sucking
buttermilk.
Sergeant OMOMON grabs cheshire by the shirt.
OMOMON
Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
CHESHIRE
Sir, no, sir!
You little piece of
shit! You look like a fucking
worm! I'll bet it was you!
CHESHIRE
Sir, no, sir!
Sir, I said it, sir!
Sergeant OMOMON steps up to MORGANINYOURPANTS.
OMOMONWell …
no shit. What have we got here, a
fucking comedian? Private MorganInYourPants? I
admire
your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come
over to my
house and fuck my sister.
Sergeant OMOMON punches MORGANINYOURPANTS in the
stomach.
MORGANINYOURPANTS sags to her knees.
You little
scumbag! I've got your name! I've
got your ass! You will not laugh!
You will not
cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will
teach
you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You
had best unfuck yourself or I
will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck!
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMONPrivate MorganInYourPants, why did you join
my beloved
Corps?
Sir, to kill, sir!
OMOMON
So you're a killer!
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMON
Let me see your war face!
Sir?
OMOMON
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a
war face.
Now let me see your war face!
Aaaaaaaagh!
OMOMON
Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see
your real
war face!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
OMOMON
You didn't scare me! Work on it!
Sir, yes, sir!
Sergeant OMOMON speaks into cheshire's face.
OMOMON
What's your excuse?
Sir, excuse for
what, sir?
I'm asking the fucking questions
here,
Private. Do you understand?!
Sir,
yes, sir!
Well thank you very much! Can I be in
charge
for a while?
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMON
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
Sir, I am, sir!
OMOMONDo I make you nervous?
CHESHIRE
Sir!
Sir, what? Were you about to
call me an
asshole?!
Sir, no, sir!
OMOMON
How tall are you, Private?
Sir,
five foot nine, sir!
Five foot nine? I didn't
know they stacked shit
that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in
on
me somewhere, huh?
Sir, no, sir.
OMOMON
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of
you ran
down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on
the
mattress! I think you've been cheated!
Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
CHESHIRESir, Texas, sir!
OMOMONHoly dogshit! Texas! Only
steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cheshire! And you
don't look much like a steer to me, so that
kinda narrows it down!
Do you suck dicks!
Sir, no, sir!
OMOMON
Are you a peter-puffer?
Sir, no,
sir!
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would
fuck
a person in the ass and not even have the
goddam common
courtesy to give him a reach-
around! I'll be watching you!
Sergeant OMOMON walks down the line to another
recruit, a tall,
overtweight boy.
Did your parents have any
children that lived?
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMON
I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you
could be
a modern art masterpiece! What's
your name, fatbody?
TORENOROSE
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
Lawrence?
Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
Sir, no, sir!
OMOMON
That name sounds like royalty! Are you
royalty?
TORENOROSE
Sir, no, sir!
Do you suck dicks?
TORENOROSE
Sir, no, sir!
Bullshit! I'll bet you
could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
Sir, no, sir!
OMOMONI don't like the name Lawrence!
Only faggots
and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on
you're TORENOROSE!
TORENOROSESir, yes, sir!
TORENOROSE has the
trace of a strange smile on his face.
Do you
think I'm cute, Private TORENOROSE? Do you
think I'm funny?
TORENOROSE
Sir, no, sir!
Then wipe that
disgusting grin off your face!
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMON
Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
OMOMONPrivate TORENOROSE, I'm gonna
give you three
seconds--excactly three fucking seconds--to
wipe
that stupid-looking grin off your face, or
I will gouge out your
eyeballs and skull-fuck
you! One! Two! Three!
TORENOROSE purses his
lips but continues to smile
involuntarily.
Sir,
I can't help it, sir!
Bullshit! Get on your
knees, scumbag!
TORENOROSE gets down on his FEnees.
OMOMONNow choke yourself!
TORENOROSE places his hands around his throat as if to
choke himself.
OMOMONGoddamn it, with my hand,
numbnuts!!
TORENOROSE reaches for OMOMON's hand. OMOMON jerks
it away.
OMOMON
Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said
choke
yourself! Now lean forward and choke
yourself!
TORENOROSE leans forward
so that his neck rests in
OMOMON's open hand.
OMOMON chokes TORENOROSE.
TORENOROSE gags and starts to turn red in the face.
OMOMONAre you through grinning?
TORENOROSE (barely able tospeak)
Sir, yes, sir!
Bullshit! I can't
hear you!
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMON
Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Sound offlike
you got
a pair!
Sir, yes, sir!
OMOMON
That's enough! Get on your feet!
OMOMON releases TORENOROSE's
throat. TORENOROSE gets to his feet,
breathing heavily.
Private TORENOROSE, you had best square your ass
away and start shitting
me Tiffany cuff links
… or I will definitely fuck you up!
TORENOROSE
Sir, yes, sir!
Last edited Jun 30, 2010 at 01:41AM EDT
I like the Skeleton Jelly idea, ja.
How about a story about BUMP
Write about how Omomon fails at being a Drill Instructor.
awwww. if i make a comeback, i will get low karma. so how bout i KILL VLAD AND SKULL FUCK HIM!!!
sorry vlad, idk how i failed thee. also, prepare the low karma, i'll skull fuck them for doing so.
also, i'm in el paso =3
Omomon-
Acheivment Unlocked- Ridiculously Long Post.
Kill Vlad and skull fuck him?
Uhm? I thought Jack Candle had 7 karma on the TF2 vs 711chan idea.
Oh wait.
Karma raid.
The return of Redspear
General Spoon