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Why do it once, when you can do it twice?
Now even more blatant and twice as fun, with only half the questions.
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/668960/ultimate-yaoi-level-selector
Because there is no HTML for this quiz, just copypaste the text, and hopefully the image.
Original: https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/4930-a-very-interesting-quiz

Your Result
Nature's MistakeYou are -80% seme!

It is a wonder how nature ended up making you a male. You are a horrible result of a gender mix up! Behind that manly body is the soul of a sixteen year old school girl who sobs and weeps. But you are full of virtue and would never hurt a fly… You are idealistic and believe in happy endings. So, we can say you're very optimistic. We don't know whether to feel sympathy or happy for you.

Tbh, that is 100% accurate.

Your Result

SUPA UKE!You are -100% seme!

You are cute, loveable and huggable, everything a seme would ever want! You either have very mediocre skills/powers or have no skills at all. But that doesn't matter, You exist only for your seme's pleasure. And if you are lucky, you will be protected for the rest of your life! I wish you luck my little one.. for you are doommmedd doooomed for eternaty.

Most compatible with: Any seme actually!

I'm everything a seme could ever want!

lulz Vlad-style double posting.

Angsty Uke:You are -40% Seme!

Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will… but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

Your Result

You are not yaoi!

why did you take this test? However, you can definitely start your yaoi career now and come back again to take this test when you are successful!

That's the only thing wrong with that quiz.

Well, this isn't what I expected. I thought I was an uke… I think I'd prefer to be an uke.

The one in Complete ControlYou are 200% Seme.

Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours… will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.

Alright, alright. Done.
Your Result
SUPA UKE! You are -100% seme!

You are cute, loveable and huggable, everything a seme would ever want! You either have very mediocre skills/powers or have no skills at all. But that doesn't matter, You exist only for your seme's pleasure. And if you are lucky, you will be protected for the rest of your life! I wish you luck my little one.. for you are doommmedd doooomed for eternity.

Most compatible with: Any seme actually!

Oh noes! I'm doomed!

Skeleton Jelly: You are Skeleton Jelly!

You are Skeleton Jelly. You are Skeleton Jelly. You are Yaoi Jelly? No! You are Skeleton Jelly! You are Skeleton Jelly.

Most compatible with: Animate fountains. (Well met! Have a drink.)

Of course.

Shadowfury and I are twins!

However, only I get Shadowfury.

Your Result
The tyrant: you are 100% Seme!

You are one evil guy. You will get what you want whether they willingly come to you or otherwise. You are brutal and violent and sometimes merciless. Have your heart been broken once? You tend to resort to force too willingly and your weakness lies in your lack of patience. Be warned though, you may get his body but not his heart. Your partner may run away from you…

Most compatible with: Angsty Uke

Oh my.

why did you take this test? However, you can definitely start your yaoi career now and come back again to take this test when you are successful!

My result was being stupid so I'm being forced to copy and paste.

Your Result
Succulent UkeYou are -99% seme!

You may/may not know this, but your partner sees you as food. Everything part of you resembles food of some kind for some unknown reason. You usually taste utterly sweet. Perk up, its not your fault that you resemble food so much, just take extra care of yourself before someone takes a bite out of you! XD

Most compatible with: The one in control.

Angsty Uke You are -40% Seme!

Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will… but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

You are not yaoi!

why did you take this test? However, you can definitely start your yaoi career now and come back again to take this test when you are successful!

Your Result

You are not yaoi!

why did you take this test? However, you can definitely start your yaoi career now and come back again to take this test when you are successful!

Also @thread here's some multiple user images reuse for ya:

I think this all threads is for faggots.

Bump.

Your Result
You are not yaoi!

why did you take this test? However, you can definitely start your yaoi career now and come back again to take this test when you are successful!

I'm never retaking this.

WAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

The one in Complete Control

You are 200% Seme.

Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours… will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.