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Three Antifa Members Arrested; Conservative Reporter Injured

Last posted Jul 03, 2019 at 12:41PM EDT. Added Jun 30, 2019 at 02:28AM EDT
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We are here at the scene of downtown South Society where a reporter was struck with a blunt object. The three suspects fled the scene but were promptly arrested.
When asked why they commited assault with a deadly weapon they responded as follows;
"Well, our lives are meaningless without the McDonalds Szechuan Sauce and bashing the fash is the only thing that brings us joy in the reign of Drumpf. Hell is a society; and we live in one."

Man, trying to give people chemical burns because "muh cause is just" is fucking disgusting. Hope these guys get max sentences for this shit.

Sanakan_ht wrote:

More Antifa arrests

they all look exactly how I expected them to lmao
also I swear I've seen that middle one before somewhere, some meth mugshot I think? or at least it looked very similar, dude was making the same facial expression

Ryumaru Borike wrote:

Chick looks like an oil painting that the artist messed up the face size on, am I the only one that see it?

No, your not.

She seriously looks like one of those memes where they make people's faces small.

Ok, let's talk about the fellows above real quick:

Top-Right: Dude my rooster called, he wants his hairdo back.
Top-Center: HURR, ORANGE MAN BAD, CEMENT-SHAKE GOOD. (Flies emerge from scalp
Top-Right: Lady, what is with that lipstick, did you even put it on your bottom lip?
Mid-Right:Literal stereotypical Tumblrina.
Mid-Center: Dude, that face, how many lemons did you eat?
Mid-Left: How do you keep your head level with all that hair on one side? Your head should be listing 30 degrees to the right just from all that hair on one side!
Bottom-Right: Again with the small face, not as bad as the lady from the first three arrested Antifas but seriously: what is with these people and their faces not fitting their heads?
Bottom-Center:Guys, I think YIIK is real.
Bottom-Right:Dude, The All-American Rejects called, they want their haircuts back.

And no, it's not offensive: if you think it's ok to commit violence against innocent people, I'm going to make fun of you.

Great, many of those jerks fucks are in their early 20's, and they are wasting their precious time in senseless riots, probably ruining their futures for dumb causes, they should focus in ending their careers or something, not ruining their lifes with irrelevant shit, now they are fucking marked for life.

Kommando_Kaijin wrote:

No, your not.

She seriously looks like one of those memes where they make people's faces small.

God dammit now I can't help but see that.

they all look exactly how I expected them to lmao

Yeah, this was my first thought lmao

Last edited Jul 03, 2019 at 04:25AM EDT

Wouldn't the "quick-dry cement", you know, dry in the cup before it gets thrown?

Also, Andty's brain injury wasn't enough to keep him from appearing on Tucker Carlson about two days later?

Last edited Jul 03, 2019 at 09:05AM EDT

BrentD15 wrote:

Wouldn't the "quick-dry cement", you know, dry in the cup before it gets thrown?

Also, Andty's brain injury wasn't enough to keep him from appearing on Tucker Carlson about two days later?

It takes 20 to 40 minutes for quick dry cement to dry. Plenty of time to see the guy coming, get a mix made, and throw it at him. It's called quick dry because normal cement takes hours to a day to dry.

Secondly, his brain bleed was a serious enough concern to be taken to the hospital and diagnosed by staff there as such. He's very lucky to have gotten out of this with minimal injury. And i don't think just because he got lucky in his injuries not becoming more serious, that it at all diminishes the attempted disfiguring and murder that these protesters now turned to domestic terrorists tried to commit.

And the reason i cite them as terrorists is that cement is corrosive to skin, and deliberately trying to throw it at people is similar to an acid attack, or throwing bleach into their face.

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