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Welcome to the text game.
Everyone is the player.
You control your character with ANY actions,
and you must try to save your character from a bad situtation.
Good luck.

This situtation: You are Vince Glince and you have been captured by an evil villain with the name ,,Ay TR0l0l0 U''. You are captured in a room that is made out of stone. You have a
1.a pencil
2.Glue
3.Half of a knife
and 4.Imagination.
In this room there is 1 door that can be hardly opened, a bed that is made out of stone and a bug.
What will you do so you can exit the room that is made out of stone?

Draw pictures of Osaka on the walls with the pencil until the tip wears down or breaks off. Then cut arm with knife and continue drawing with blood. Once Vince has run out of blood, he glues his arm back together, eats the bug, and lays down on the bed to rest and rejuvinate his bloods.

Since the door can be hardly opened, that means it still can be opened.

Thus, I starve myself to get thin, being sure not to eat the bug.

Then, I open the door, using the pencil as a lever, and slip out, leaving the prison.

????

PROFIT!!!

I glue the knife on the pencil, and throw it at the wall with such force as to rip apart the entire prison. I then meld a super small top hat out of the rubble and Give it to the bug (who I named Jumper) and walk out. I now kill Ay with my imagination.

Person 1- you died happily aand in pain at the same time
person 2- You have escaped out of the prison, but you left evidence, and now they can find you easily

Person 3- You have succesfully hurt the boss and now his HP is 1.
But, you have hurt yourself from the wave force you have made when you glued the knife and threw it
Good job tho

Oh hai h6oib, how has making a new account been?

Mmmkay. NEXT SITU-MODAFOCKIN-ATION:
So you are a middle aged man named Door-smith Johnson and you are late for work.
You are in a traffic jam on the street with many old people yelling ,,YOU F*CKING WHIPPERSNAPPERS, GETTAOUTTATHEWAY!!!!!1'' And some whippersnappers maxing out their music which goes ,,WUBWUBWUBWWAWAWAWUB WUB WUB ITS DA PAPA'' And you are getting pissed easily.
On the sidewalk you will see a mafia member with a Tommy gun threatening a man who forgot to fart his money.
In your car you have
1.A 1980's mobile phone
2.Briefcase that is empty
3.Bottled mineral water
4.Dr Pepper
5.A sandvich
and 6.a easy button
What would you do so you can get to work on time and avoid ever consequences

You are obviously h6oib. JUST GET OFF OF KYM TROLL, I'M TIRED OF YOU.

Person 1- You yell this out of your car
everybody gets confused and thinks you are yelling some sort of terrorist code
And then the mafia dude shoots you
You are dead

↑ See, that's exactly what h6oib would say. GET OFF MY INTERNET H6OIB.

JEEZ WTF RussianFedora, he'll probably leave if you stop feeding him.

As we can see, nobody is willing to try to get the man to work so I will
He farts to his building
TEH END

Whatevs, keep on trollin' h6oib, you're gonna get banned anyway.

Okay, so we move to the next situation:
You are 13
You see a hot girl
You go and talk to her
What would you say so you can win her heart?

My pokemanz, let me show u them…

Throw yourself at her while yelling "MARRY MEH".

Oh oh, forgot to mention
The girl you are talking to hates ALL SORTS OF ANIME
hates men who are sexist, and that play those bloody type of video games
I wanna see how you will deal with that

Edit: Shit.

The girl you talked to dumped your ass
And now she made a facebook page that is against you

Ask her if she wants to open the door, get on the floor, and walk the dinosaur.

She was confused, she has never listnened to music from the other centuries

"Get over yourself, bitch" and then go over to a different cooler girl that is a nerd like yourself.

Tell her how much you love Justin Bieber, and then when she says she wants to be your GF, tell her you're sorry for lying.

The girl you talked to is actually cooler and preetier than the other girl, you go on dates with her and then you married
ZE FOCKEN END

Next situation: You are a brony named Arwin Changah and you LOVE ZE PONIES, but….Today your friends will come over and they will never get what a brony is, even if you explain it.
If you show them one episode of FIM, they will laugh at you for eternity, but you have a bad habitat to look at ponies, you just have to look ponies.
What would you do so you can watch the ponies, and maintain your harmony with your ,,friends''?

YEAH! I WON! I KICKED ALL YOUR ASSES!

Wear shades that have pinkie pie and rainbow dash on the insides for the entire visit.

Well, I guess the only reasonable answer is to go to a pony ranch, and steal all the ponies and ride them into the sunset with your friends.

Your friends notice what you are wearing, they giggle but not much, you are safe…for now

You go to the ranch, but sadly apachi helicopters were patrolling… 10 of them
And now the Military are helding you guys and suing you 10,000$…a person

Worth it.

Now you guys are poor, you have no computers nor food, now you are le hobos and everyone hates you
But you still have le pony shades and you maintain a brony
BAD END

Next situtation:
You have aten the ultimate Taco bell burrito and you have gasses
BiG ONES
AND you are going to go on a #2
When you finish, you notice No había papel higiénico!!!
Also, you live alone so there is noone is your house!
The phone is in the living room, so you can't reach it.
Also if you stand up, little chunk of poo will fall out and you will have to clean it!
What do you doo?!

Use the force to pick up the phone and tell the person to come to your house and bring toilet paper. Duuuuuh.

You use the force, but the bro you called is gonna bang some chick from ,,da club'' so he can't come
Also, he hates the smell of poo

Impossibru. Bros before hoes. And he just has to leave it outside and you pick it up with the force. I FOUND A FLAW IN YOUR LOGIC.

The bro farts the toilet paper outside ad you use the force to bring the toilet paper but BAM!>!>!>!"!@ THE BRO TRICKED YOU
HE GAVE YOU JOHN LENNON TOILET PAPER
AND YOU COULD NEVER WIPE YOUR ASS ON REAL MUSIC!!!

But it isn't real music. It's toilet paper. With John Lennon.

NO ONE WOULD EVER MAKE JOHN LENNON TOILET PAPER! THEY WOULDN'T DARE!

I hold a magnet above my head. The metal in my pockets make me get lifted. Therefore I can move around without standing so after getting the phone I go to the bathroom.

OP got owned by my logic and has left.

Sorry I was eating dinner
Your character explodes and farts

Fail reason is fail. I won. :DDDD

Kalmo once again wins at life.

Okay next situation:
You are fat and you need to lick some ice cream, but you don't have money for the ice cream truck
wat u do

Eat a salad, run on a treadmill, eat Subway, lose a hundred pounds, get a date, get married, have children, and die happy.

WOOWOWWOWOWOWOWO U WIN OMG U FATA BUT U WIN

Nope, he's not fat, lost a hundred pounds and he's a slim 130 pounds, so he's not fat.

OMG U WINA