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Yes yes, winrar is me and so on. On to the next situation.

From now on, ima go sleep
You make le situations
Bye and good luck

Okay, bye.

Well, I have to go as well. KALMO, STEER THE SHIP FROM NOW ON.

Tony macaroni is asleep!

Post boxxy!

(I was kidding dog gammit!)

I get to steer the ship?! Really?!

new situation cause this thread can be salvaged.

OK. So you are on a boat (winning) and that bastard gets hijacked by some Somali pirates. They are heavily armed with AK 47 and machetes. 3 of them have you cornered. In reaching distance you have:
1. Duct tape.
2. A ruler.
3. A bottle of Dr Pepper.
4. Propane tank.

Wat do?

Put duct tape on the propane tank and start swinging that tank like a medieval flail. Then take the Dr. Pepper and shake it up and fire it into the steering room to hit one of the pirates in the face. Finally, break the ruler in half and use the pieces as throwing stars and chuck it at any pirates you missed.

I grab the bottle of Dr.Pepper and use it in an ancient demonic ritual to summon Dr.Pepperfan for no particular reason. I then duct tape the propane tank to the ruler, and begin to sing Friday. Since the combination of terrible lyrics and bad singing would quickly become unbearable, they begin shooting at me. Right as they start shooting I throw the propane tank at them using the ruler as a handle. Their bullets hit the propane tank and it explodes on them, brofist with Dr.Pepperfan and then invite some other bad enough dudes onto the boat. Have freaking awesome party. Teh ends.

*New Situation *

You are on a way to an important meeting. In which you are about to make a deal worth millions. Mind you this meeting is in the desert. So you are flying down a desert highway in your car and all of a sudden you show up, but your business partners are really zombies. As you run back to your car to leave a zombie snuck in and now you are in a strangle hold. You have limited options to survive.

Here's what you have:
1. A zippo lighter.
2. Bag of Cheetos
3. Cell phone charger.
4. Plastic spork.
5. Half smoked joint.

What to do…

Well first you take the joint and stick it into the zombies nose. It may be dead but it still has smell sensory. While disoriented, put its hands inside of the Cheetos back, and wrap the cell phone charger around the bag and the zombie's hands so it doesn't fall. Then you use the spork to start digging the flesh off from its skull and flick on the lighter and stick it in its brain. It will panic, which will be your chance to kick it out of the car.

Take the plastic spork, and use it to jam the zombie's mouth open. You're not out of the grip, but it can't bite you yet. Proceed to beat the zombie to death with the cell-phone charger.
Then, stick the joint in the cheetos bag, and light it with the zippo-lighter. You have constructed a marijuana bomb! As you drive away, throw it at the remaining zombies. They will all get high, and it will cover your scent so they can't follow you home.

Kalmo is effective. The zombie rolls out disoriented. As you go back to your pad ( in Nevada) you wonder why zombies were interested in the sale of satellite communications. Thus… a bigger picture unravels. You get a call from your main business partner. He tells you he has an important announcement to make. "You will be zombiefied in 3 days". Now you have to get the antidote from their HQ. As you roll up to the main zombie base you approach the guards. There are two of them. You need to infiltrate. This is what you have behind the bush.

1. A medium sized rock.
2. A rubber band.
3. Subway foot long.
4. Marbles
5. RussianFedora's fedora.

Make your move…

That is a tougher one… First put the rock inside of RF's hat. Then put on RF's hat and walk towards the soldier with the sandwich and the marbles inside. Tell them it is a delivery. They will laugh and think you are trying to get inside by delivering it inside. One of them will take the Sub and begin to eat it. He will then eat the marbles and begin to choke. When that happens, take the rock out of the hat, and hit the soldier across the head with the rock. Then wrap the rubber band on the soldier who was knocked out by the rock, so that when he wakes up and gets up, he will fall, giving you just enough time to get inside without being noticed.

Put on the Fedora, grab the rock and the subway footlong. Proceed to smash the closest zombie's head in with the rock, and then shove the footlong into the other zombie's mouth, so it becomes disoriented. Then, take the rubber band and wrap it around the disoriented zombie's hands, so it can't attack you.

And don't use the marbles. Save them for later.

Grab RF's fedora and launch it in between the two guards using the rubber band as a makeshift slingshot. The body odor from the hat will cause them both to faint. Walk slowly to the incapacitated bodies for maximum coolness effect. Before you get there wrap the rubber band around your nose so the b.o. doesn't effect you. Eat the sandwich in the manliest of ways while shoving the marbles down one guards throat and the rock down the other. High five Kalmo. Finish sandvich. Enter base.

They are zombie guards….

Anyway… you slipped through unnoticed.

You can see the tower in which the anonymous leader's lair is. Its a longshot but you are motivated. You see a truck with a machine gun mounted. One more zombie is inside. You need this vehicle. You find a bag with supplies from an unguarded trailer. Inside you find some goodies. You make a wrong step and trip. You knock down a barrel which Traps your leg. They heard you. 2 zombies rush in. Quickly you open your satchel. This is what you have to escape.

1. Pry bar.
2. Bowie knife.
3. Gas can.
4. Steriods.
5. Smoke bomb.

Escape…

Inject the steroids. Congratulations, you are now Chris Redfield/A-Rod! Lift the barrel and throw it at the zombies. Once they're knocked over, cover them with gasoline and strike your knife onto the pry bar to make sparks. They should burn quite nicely. Detonate the smoke bomb to cover you from the machine gun and run up to the vehicle. Slit the gunner and driver's throats and break their skulls with the pry bar for good measure.
Drive to safety.

Excellent!

Now you are driving. You throw your hood up to conceal identity. You pass through a small squadron of zombie soldiers. All is good untill the squad commander uses his highly enhanced sense of braiiiins. He quickly order the soldiers with RPG's to fire at target. One rocket whizzed by your head. pheew. The other hits the ground underneath your vehicle. You are tossed into what appears to be a ditch. Trucks totaled bro. There is a huge gap between the next checkpoint. A old shotty bridge leads across. A few soldiers on guard spot you, destroy it and run for back up. tap tap you turn quickly. Surprised to see your old friend, Dale. He has his own tricks up his sleeve. Together you have:

1. 100ft rope
2. Grapple.
3. Leather gloves
4. Harness
5. Bottle of Jack Daniels.

Get across…

Stick the grapple on the rope and whip it across the bridge. I put the harness on my pterodactyl, and me and Dale fly away drunk. We also eat the gloves.

HAY U GAIZ
HAD A NICE SLEEP
OKAY I AM THE RULER NOW
THANKS FOR REPLACING ME
HAVE SUM INTERNETZ

OKAY GAIZ NEXTA SITUTUTUATION:
SO you are a Really ugly man and when people look at you they barf cheese.
One day, you decided to hook up your webcam on your WIndows 98 and go to Omegle
You see 3 people
1.A super hot smokin' blonde (Might be a trap)
2.An old naked man
3.A 13 year old boy
Who do you select to chat with?

Anyone. Then I tell them about my amazing horse…

Okayman okey.
NEXT SIT.
You are le french and like ze bread.
ze oh hohohoh do you vant to do to ze le amerikans?

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