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There is a dish on a table. Post something that will break the dish. The next poster should post something that will beat that object. For some reason, someone always ends up using "Nuclear Bomb."

Here's an example:
Dish
Hammer
Grenade
Nuclear Bomb

Go crazy, people. Dish.

Spoon (They broke up so spoon was pissed)

Really solid ice cream.

a lighter

a firecracker. a good one too none of that small crap

Nuclear Bomb!

Did I win?

A wall

I think its safe to say yes

I think Mister J's wall was part of a fallout shelter. So I think he beat the nuke.

A time machine

The Earth. Technically the bomb blows up on the Earth, with the Earth intact. So you lost.

A black hole.

a bigger black hole.

Big Bang

creationism

Big Crunch

chuck norris and a gyro bowl

Nothing.

Deathwing

JACK MATHEWS ACTION COP

somehow make it a virtual dish and stick it on 4chan's /b/

Slam your face on it.

A bat.

A Batman

the joker

60's Spiderman

Series Cancelled

Series re-made and re-aired.

threw the tv at the dish

Floor

Jackhammer

Jack candle

Orange Juicer.

(No hostilities towards you Jack Candle!)

Shotgun

Sniper Rifle

Predator Drone

Chuck Norris in dinosaur form with titanium-diamond alloy skin with nuclear power and nuclear missiles and infinite ammo for triple miniguns and FREAKING LASERS INSIDE A FIGHTER PLANE.

Also flamethrowers.

Optimus prime and Bob Marley. You are in shit now

Bag o' Weed. Errebody gets high.

Pterodactyl.

/thread.

Asteroid.

Quasar.

Universe has diarrhea.

Giant bottle of Pepto-Bismol™.

Too much Pepto. Constipation.

But- How-

Headsplode.

Something metal that's irrelevant to the previous post

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Foolish creatures, drunk on Spiral Power! We defended the universe by killing our fellow spirals and halting our own evolution! Do you possess the sheer fortitude that is on par with that?! DO YOU?!