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Youtube Comments can usually be rage-worthy, facepalm-worthy, lol-worthy, and everything inbetween. Post some interesting comments you've encountered while browsing Youtube.

Seriously? I'm not going to say anything mean (Because that would be cyberbullying, and I don't want to do that), All I'm going to say is she is not fooling anyone.

EDIT: Names removed for protection.

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Best comment I've ever seen: "WHAT IF MY FIST ORBITS YOUR FACE?"

Somebody once posted on an azuritereaction video (he also posts on machinima):

"f*cking idiota, stolen of machinima"

The video in question was posted a week or so before it was reuploaded onto machinima.

I don't know most of the things your comment mentioned.

EDIT: You're from Failbook! I can tell by the avatar! Welcome to KYM!

*Failbook

And indeedy-do I am.

Also, azuritereaction is a let's player.

I suggest you make a thread in General to introduce yourself.

Best one I've ever seen.

"I just made a taco. By the time I'm done eating this taco, I want to be the highest rated comment."

He got 47 thumbs-up in less than 20 minutes.

I saw that comment too O_O. Which video was it on again?

My favourite is when two comments, both saying "top two comments are gay" get to be the top comments.

I kinda like the ones that are like "x people were y" concering the # of dislikes and relation to the video.

Being a Youtube partner I get a lot of stupid comments. Here's a sampling:

"to watch how the vulture jumps with the bird legs at the MW3 to run as hell :D"

"iI WISH THE PLACE ATTACKED BY WAS IRAK"

"lOL I CA BLOCK ANYONE FRM UOTUBE JUST WATCH BxTCS"

Lol I've never watched that video XD.

I must have seen the taco thing on a YTP or something.

- Roses are red
violets are unicorns
this poem doesn't make any sense
refrigerator.

on some dubstep vid.

Protip: For Facepalm comments search for dubstep vids .

I think YouTube is a pretty cool guy. eh allows for any kind of comment, but for some reason does afraid of >

Nothing beats White House political chatter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkKDhkM-hw&feature=channel_video_title

Constant argument without any sources.

"I wonder if from all the thousands of thousands of people that listen to this like passengers on a train platform rushing around not understanding what life means.Im rthat person thats standing still in the middle of them and breathing in the knowlegde that everything around me is a lie and when i close my eyes I see reality."

pretentious much?

ＮＥＥＤ Ａ ＤＩＳＰＥＮＳＥＲ ＨＥＲＥ

best one i saw:
"queen really turns me on, if he didnt have AIDS and wasnt dead, i would totally do him"
the song wasn't even by queen (it was "final countdown") :/

i think i saw this one while listening to some sic dubstep
(chrispy, i beleive)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M

How could this not get facepalm-worthy comments?

Although, usually the top-rated comments are both supporting Russia and actually sensical.

I find the "I find this difficult to masterbate to" comments easy to masterbate to.

YOU MUST DIE

my favorite type of youtube comments are then ones that point out the dislikers who disliked a good video….like "i guess 120 people didnt get to yadda yadda" or "80 people had to____" ect. Those kinda comments are always funny.

I sure hope that's sarcasim.

"Sometimes, I put toilet paper in my toilet bowl so when I poop, water doesn't splash my balls."

I'm pretty sure everyone else was thinking the same thing while watching the Captain America trailer.

On Lupe Fiasco's "The Show Goes On":

Is… is that satire? I can't tell…

For once I didn't find the top comment to be "I found this hard to masturbate to."

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I've received some pretty good comments in response to my brief spat at trolling, this is the best one:
@Goatllama Believe me,m-clinic is a good place for you,serene and tranquil.You need to give a peace to yo overstirred mind as yo pooper-bopper fantasies totally obsessed you poor baby and keep haunting.No good at all.

The pooper-bopper part is what really gets me. XD

no….why would it be?

Has anyone seen the "Thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise" comments? very random

"A penis is a correct word. If he would have said dick, cock, wee-wee; weenie; pee-pee; weiner; ding dong; mini twinkie, winky, pecker; prick; hog, pud; urinary path; package; baby maker, one-eyed trouser snake, tally-whacker, heat-seeking love missile, beef bayonet, wedding tackle, pork sword, little soldier, my little pony, my other head, power drill, magic wand, joystick, jack hammer, frankfurter, Captain Winkie or Super secret agent hosepipe that would be childish!"