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My Sleepwalking Self is a Troll

Last posted Jul 23, 2011 at 10:03AM EDT. Added Jul 22, 2011 at 07:21PM EDT
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So here's the story: I had a nightmare, and it was terrible, so I woke up and went onto KYM to comfort myself and laugh at some memes, chat with the people in IRC, and write up a turn for my RP. Then, as it turned out, while I was sleeping I had posted inflammatory douche-bag things on the forums, made a terrible new meme entry, and uploaded dozens of terrible repeat photos. Not only that, but Age of Empires was open when I turned on the computer, accompanied by a Red Alert sound mod, and all of my Rise of Nations folders were open, scrambled, or deleted.
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I panicked, and started to write up an apology and delete the terrible things my sleeping persona had written when five minutes after waking up… I woke up… again. But this time I was really awake. I dashed to the computer to check and sure enough, all the things my sleeping self had apparently posted were gone. It was just a nightmare.
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My sleepwalking self is weird. I hate/love that guy. Sometimes he is a pretty cool guy (downloaded an episode of Nichijou for me once) and other times he is an idiot, like today. I thought I'd share that story since if involves KYM and, in retrospect, it is pretty funny.

Whoa, False Awakening. That's sick
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I went on a week long retreat to a lake with my church youth group in 6th grade. A bunch of other youth groups were there too. We all stayed in campground cabins with bunkbeds. There was this one kid in my youth group, 8th grader, named Kyle. Kyle was a nice kid. But he would sleep walk. And when he sleepwalked, his name was Reggie. And Reggie didn't like me. Reggie tried to tip the vending machine on me. Reggie tried to beat me with a broom. Reggie tried to throw me in a lake.
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Yeah. It was pretty lulzy. He tried to walk into the lake once. He hiked up his pants and started struttin into the lake. We had to go on the dock and slap him.

This one time, I was walking through downtown, and I noticed some people vandalizing a car. I yelled for them to stop, and one of them threw a rock at my stomach.

And then I noticed it was a dream. I was sitting in my couch as usual, so I went onto KYM like I do every morning to check everything out. But then I noticed KYM had been hacked so I woke up.

Then, I was still in the dream! It was hyperreal, and I was dreaming o sleepwalking, so I tried to wake up, and I did.

Then, I was inside someone else's dream…. But their dream was inside of someone else's dream too! I fell into a dreamy abyss and I was tossed into limbo….

But then I woke up. And now I was in my car. I panicked becaus I thought that I had fallen asleep at the wheel, but everything was fine. I was just stopped at a red light.

But then, carjackers walked up to the window and yelled at me…. What did they say…. Oh yeah, they said "OPEN THE DOOR! GET ON THE FLOOR!" And then everyone walked the dinosaur.

I don't sleepwalk, but if I sleep next to someone I always end up trying to beat them up in my sleep. I wake up not remembering any of it.

Piano wrote:

This one time, I was walking through downtown, and I noticed some people vandalizing a car. I yelled for them to stop, and one of them threw a rock at my stomach.

And then I noticed it was a dream. I was sitting in my couch as usual, so I went onto KYM like I do every morning to check everything out. But then I noticed KYM had been hacked so I woke up.

Then, I was still in the dream! It was hyperreal, and I was dreaming o sleepwalking, so I tried to wake up, and I did.

Then, I was inside someone else's dream…. But their dream was inside of someone else's dream too! I fell into a dreamy abyss and I was tossed into limbo….

But then I woke up. And now I was in my car. I panicked becaus I thought that I had fallen asleep at the wheel, but everything was fine. I was just stopped at a red light.

But then, carjackers walked up to the window and yelled at me…. What did they say…. Oh yeah, they said "OPEN THE DOOR! GET ON THE FLOOR!" And then everyone walked the dinosaur.

Sorry about that fake story not being quality. In my head that was funny, but it came out jumbled.

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