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This is a new game story concept I want to try, its about a person who is living life, but you choose how it goes, and what happens to him, sorta like a douche dungeon master. The only rules are,
-No double posting.
-If you think it sucks, and makes no sense, you should post it anyways, anything is okay.
-You can make a new main character once the original dies, but feel free to make one off an existing character too, if you wish.

Okay I'm gonna start this story off.
897 BC
In the world of America, in the state of France, was the province of Romania, lived a small town of ugly nudist, who made clothes out of all materials, named Furget town.This town was later attacked by some Asian dude on a horse from Mongolia, and the town stop selling clothes, and made vegan pies.

One of these villagers was named Dic Uzman, it was a young person, about 110 pounds, and made vegan pies for a living, it hated them so much, it wish he could eat meat she liked. The next day it saw a the horse of this evil Mongolian overlord dude from new jersey with his palish tan, it looked taste great, 3 weeks later he took a chomp out of it.

Continue from there.

Unfortunately in Romania, it is frowned upon to eat horses. Dic Uzman was sent to prison for 1 year. After 3 days of not eating a horse it began going insane and broke out the prison. Dic Uzman ran away to the nearby town Rockeq. The people there scared of Dic Uzman because it is unnatural to not wearing clothes.

One day Dic Uzman met an man named Arty Choke and then it fell in loves. They stayed together for long time and it wanted marry Arty Choke but the town did not them to.

Continue from there.

Ok since no one is giving this thread a chance,

Arty Choke and Dic Uzman ran away from the town so could be together, but along the way they found an bear. Dic Uzman grabbed a stick told Arty Choke "Run far here!" And so Arty Choke ran and was never again.

Meanwhile, Dic Uzman was battle bear but it was no ordinary. It was a circus bear that taught to be good. With nowhere else go, Dic Uzman followed bear to the circus to live days as a performer the circus.

But Dic Uzman not like the Circus. He couldn't tricks and spectators not like. So, he ran from circus and end up in nearby town Ghjeklk. There he become bartender, and serve many martini to citizen.