You know since no one else has done it, what absurd things have you copyrighted?
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I decided to copy right this thread idea.
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I copyrighted this response that I am giving to you right now.
I patented the patent.
I file copyright on Trollface.
Problem?
Motherfcukers wait til I copyright pnies, and stop MLP from ever going on air again.
Allie Brosh created the copyright in 1709 and this thread is an infringement.
Piano wrote:
Allie Brosh created the copyright in 1709 and this thread is an infringement.
I established a law to allow thread copyright and to ignore any negakarma directed towards this post.
I patented the upvote. Anyone who upvotes must also upvote me.
A patented trolling itself. Now all trolls must pay me royalty fee by giving me positive karma.
Troll King wrote:
A patented trolling itself. Now all trolls must pay me royalty fee by giving me positive karma.
I patented the royalty fee, so anyone who gets a royalty must give me one positive karma as well.
Last edited Jul 28, 2011 at 11:29AM EDT
Sweatie Killer wrote:
Motherfcukers wait til I copyright pnies, and stop MLP from ever going on air again.
The ponies are already copyrighted by Hasbro. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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Last edited Jul 28, 2011 at 11:56AM EDT
Olivia Gulin wrote:
I have purchased ownership of the forum, and have temporarily licensed it to all of KYM users for a special low price. The first 4 months are free, and usage of the forums thereafter incur a $9,001.00 monthly fee, with an additonal $100 for every image embed, $500 for every video embed, and $10 for every post beyond your allotted 25/month. This is to cover bandwidth, of course. Any late payments will accrue 30% interest monthly. The cost of the license is retroactive and begins on each user's join date. Cancellation within the first 5 years of the contract is subject to a cancellation fee equivalent to the cost of the monthly fees for the remainder of the contract, decreased by 2% monthly. All payments can be made to me via cash or money order. I do not accept personal checks. Thank you all for being such loyal customers and for joining the family here at KYMFORUMCO.
Olivia Gulin wrote:
I have purchased ownership of the forum, and have temporarily licensed it to all of KYM users for a special low price. The first 4 months are free, and usage of the forums thereafter incur a $9,001.00 monthly fee, with an additonal $100 for every image embed, $500 for every video embed, and $10 for every post beyond your allotted 25/month. This is to cover bandwidth, of course. Any late payments will accrue 30% interest monthly. The cost of the license is retroactive and begins on each user's join date. Cancellation within the first 5 years of the contract is subject to a cancellation fee equivalent to the cost of the monthly fees for the remainder of the contract, decreased by 2% monthly. All payments can be made to me via cash or money order. I do not accept personal checks. Thank you all for being such loyal customers and for joining the family here at KYMFORUMCO.
NEVER!
Runs away with laptop.
My family created and owns the patent for one of the first mail sorting machines.
Oh, we where suppose to be joking in this thread…
I patented the thought process, yeah try thinking about that for a second, oh wait you can't until you pay me. That also can't be done without thinking about it, hm funny thought huh?
Last edited Jul 28, 2011 at 03:18PM EDT
I patent the digestion process. Chew on that for a bit.
Next thing on my list, dog racing.
I patented combustible lemons.
I'm pirating your thread right now and you can't stop me.
Tomberry wrote:
I'm pirating your thread right now and you can't stop me.
Unless I copyright pirating, that is.
Oh wait, look at that. I just did.
Royalties, please.
Last edited Jul 28, 2011 at 04:14PM EDT
Olivia Gulin wrote:
I have purchased ownership of the forum, and have temporarily licensed it to all of KYM users for a special low price. The first 4 months are free, and usage of the forums thereafter incur a $9,001.00 monthly fee, with an additonal $100 for every image embed, $500 for every video embed, and $10 for every post beyond your allotted 25/month. This is to cover bandwidth, of course. Any late payments will accrue 30% interest monthly. The cost of the license is retroactive and begins on each user's join date. Cancellation within the first 5 years of the contract is subject to a cancellation fee equivalent to the cost of the monthly fees for the remainder of the contract, decreased by 2% monthly. All payments can be made to me via cash or money order. I do not accept personal checks. Thank you all for being such loyal customers and for joining the family here at KYMFORUMCO.
Oh god, I lol'd so hard.
FlameHaste wrote:
I patented combustible lemons.
The hell you did. I patented the Cave Johnson meme, so I get a small royalty for his combustible lemons.
I copyrighted and patented existence, and I'm suing you all for infringement.
Piano wrote:
I copyrighted and patented existence, and I'm suing you all for infringement.
I copyrighted and patented time, so I can stop time from the future to exist, to if you sue me, time will stop. But you won't know it. Because time skips are weird.
I just trademarked Chickenzor in which I just created.
Piano wrote:
I copyrighted and patented existence, and I'm suing you all for infringement.
Oh yeah?
So YOU own me your existence!
Last edited Jul 28, 2011 at 06:46PM EDT
Tomberry wrote:
I'm pirating your thread right now and you can't stop me.
Thats why I put a lot of flaws in the initial release, good luck with the one that burns your house down.
I copyrighted the English language, and as you all are illegally using it I demand royalty of one krama each.
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:
I copyrighted the English language, and as you all are illegally using it I demand royalty of one krama each.
Английский для киски. lol
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:
I copyrighted the English language, and as you all are illegally using it I demand royalty of one krama each.
Jag upphovsrättsskyddade det svenska språket och universum, som du kan inte ens.
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:
I copyrighted the English language, and as you all are illegally using it I demand royalty of one krama each.
Thats why I'm speakin' 'merican ya stoopid commie!
I copyrighted nothing.
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All that blank space up there? Belongs to me.
Last edited Jul 29, 2011 at 12:39AM EDT
Olivia Gulin wrote:
I have purchased ownership of the forum, and have temporarily licensed it to all of KYM users for a special low price. The first 4 months are free, and usage of the forums thereafter incur a $9,001.00 monthly fee, with an additonal $100 for every image embed, $500 for every video embed, and $10 for every post beyond your allotted 25/month. This is to cover bandwidth, of course. Any late payments will accrue 30% interest monthly. The cost of the license is retroactive and begins on each user's join date. Cancellation within the first 5 years of the contract is subject to a cancellation fee equivalent to the cost of the monthly fees for the remainder of the contract, decreased by 2% monthly. All payments can be made to me via cash or money order. I do not accept personal checks. Thank you all for being such loyal customers and for joining the family here at KYMFORUMCO.
Woohoo! I am commiting a felony by posting for free!
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:
I copyrighted the English language, and as you all are illegally using it I demand royalty of one krama each.
私はそのためにお金を払うつもりはない。バカ。
私は日本でその後をお話します。
私は著作権日本語を。
Last edited Jul 29, 2011 at 01:19AM EDT