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…what is the first thing you do? Aside from leaving my things on the ground, I lie on the bed, and roll around, feeling the smooth, newly laid bedsheets, hugging the pillows and digging my face in them, and rubbing the bed like some awkward fetish as I inhale the cold air from the air conditioner.

I go to the bathroom. Because if I'm in a Hotel it implies that I have also been on the road for 5+ hours.

Turn on the TV. Cuz I don't have cable in my normal home, and its a novelty for me to watch something without the internet.

I do what Syndic just said.

I masturbate furiously before remembering to close the door.

Here's what I do. I set up my temporary secret base of operations.
And yea that's it.

Well, after a long, tedious drive, I walk into my Hotel Room, put all of my stuff in the Hotel Room, feel the sheets, test the TV, test the toilet, make sure the water works, check for towels and the like. Then, I go back to lock the car. I come back to the hotel room's entryway, open the door, get on the floor.

EVERYBODY WALK THE DI-HNNNNGGGG

Czech for wifi. I can't go more then ten seconds flat without Internet.

Considering when I get to the hotel it's like 1AM, I sleep.

I usually get in there and fall asleep for an hour before going to whatever theme park I'm near.

Get the bearded hungarian out of my bed and inform him that his room is next door, after he takes his stuff and leaves, I get into bed and realise there's more semen than usual. Then I vomit.
Every hotel I've been to, seriously.

Go in, lie down on the bed, then eat. I never stop eating.

Usually, like the day before I leave I realize that I thought the closet was the room and the room was the closet. So I didn't have many activities in my "room".

Run in, toilet, run out, cruise for lay-days.

I usually sit in one of the chairs they have in the room. I set my shit down, and sit in a chair.

I walk out on the balcony and look at the view. If my hotel doesn't have a balcony I say fuck it and just sit down on the bed for ten minutes, staring at the wall.

I change into my pajamas before burying myself in the covers of the more comfortable bed.

Lysol on EVERYTHING.

I don't. I went to a "Best" Western, and found mice humping on my pillow.

Since then I leave my camera on at all times.

THIS

I disinfect everything and then I sit down and then check for prostitutes under the bed. Once I have finished that routine, since it is most likely night time, I lie in the bed and I take out a gun and my DS so I can wait out the night.

Check for WiFi and life forms other than myself.

Open the suitcase, remove all the valuables and hide them in a pillowcase. Carefully wipe down every surface, especially the door. Leave before the occupant gets out of the shower.

Brucker, I thought we went over this before, you're supposed to do all of that when the occupant is in town! How many times have you endangered yourself like that? YOU'VE GOT TWO STRIKES MAN! BE CAREFUL!