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Looking back to "Ode to Captain Blubber", that was good times. So let's have another rap off.

BEGIN!

Rocks and twigs'll smash my skull but insults cannot break me;
I've never lost these things before. I know you cannot take me.
After you are crushed your eyes may see
With a herring you can't cut this tree.

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND, DESERT YOU!

@Wsxd TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
@Kasrkai that doesn't rhyme. Don't you know how to rap?

Yeah, I just though that was amusing, now Wsxd:

You probably think you're cool with all this tree and twig and rock
but lemme' tell you somethin' I'm about to clean your clock

The only problem is that I'm not sure what to feel,
but you better watch out, 'cause shit's about to get real.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Something else,
Rhyming's hard.

So you want haiku?
Here's a pterodactyl one.
Pterodactyl yay!

I was gone for the day,
and while I'm away
I see a rap battle? You're all gonna pay.

You shouldn't have started,
'Cause you're gonna be martyred.
Now I've started my rappin'
and all the girl's will start clappin'.

You're like a mop,
I'll stick you on the floor.
I'm at the top
and you're just a bore.

Don't get me to rap
Because it's a trap!
If you mess with me,
you'll instead want to flee.

Middle and bottom stanza both have a rickety rhyme scheme: S-TAR-TEHD, MAR-TEAR-D.

But it was longer than ours, at least.

You can rhyme things in different ways like "I and symmetry"

Would you two stop debatin'?
this is time that your wastin'!

So lets get down,
to this sound,
that I'm releasin',
that be pleasin',
to your ears,
but not your fears.

My rhymes are fancy,
they'll make you antsy.
These rythmic powers,
they'll be comin' down in showers!

You can't keep up with the beats I be playin',
not tryin' to be mean man I'm just sayin'.
Nothin' that you do will amount to this,
Compared to my gold yours looks like piss.

You Trolls are just a fad
Walkin' around and actin' all bad
You're tryin' make y'all look legit
But really you're all just a piece of ****

I hope y'all listenin' to what we spit
Cus we about to make this place get lit
We bustin' out these rhymes and makin' our fame
But you'll have just a couple dimes because you're raps are to lame

It really feels good to be this boss
I hope to can recover from this huge loss
You thought you would win on this big night
But it really looks like you lost the big fight

Rocket Panda, let's show them how this is done.
They think it's a game and that it's Just For Fun.

We've done this before,
and they think that they're phat.
They brought us for more,
let's treat them like a mat.

They've awoken our rage,
this dino and mage.

Let's go clip this bird's wings
And break this dude's wand.
The battle we bring,
they will not be fond
Of how we shall beat them
with our rapping bond.

Looks like I'll be runin' solo in this dunghole
So I'll give you some Rolo's for your bunghole

Aw yeah rappin' bros,
it's because we're the best and everybody knows.

We're gonna drop some beats,
some rhythm on these streets.
A tag team duo,
so powerful we'll crush your ego.
Think your so fly?
Think your so phat?
We are here to show you that your less than a rat.

I mean I gotta say that it was asked that we rap,
but all you do is spew bull-crap.
Your rhymes are stenchy like Jabba-the-Hut,
your rhythm sounds like, garbagey smut.
Your terribad skills gave my ear a nick.
With opponents like you,
this should be quick.

Now it looks like it's in intermission,
let me do the commentation…..

Kalmo joins with RocketPanda,
brings it down on the Troll Slayah.
Doesn't look good for SilverMonGoose,
if he doesn't fight back he will lose!
Who will make it to the rap hall of fame?
Who knows? Let's get back to the game.

You think I'm that easy to kick?
Boy you look like a big fat tick.
You better be quick to abide!
There's a monster inside!
And it wont stop until you've died!

Cuz I'm warning you this wont be painless,
in fact you're gonna end up brainless.
Don't temp me boy I'll tear you to shreds!
Your homies wont even be able to pick up yo' threads!

You've unlocked the beast.
It's about to feast.
Mah raps will never seize!
So this will be a breeze.

Go say good bye to yo' Mama,
cuz bro there's gonna be some drama.

Wait… we can't say shit?

Huh…