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After testing how cleverbot rected to being repeatedly told to eat a bowl of dicks, sexually harrassing it and the like, I went over to this:
Me:Do you have a vagina?
Bot:I would be a bit strange if I didn't, wouldn't I?
Me:What does it look like?
Bot:Ask your father, I'm sure he knows quite well not only how it looks like, but how it feels like as well.
Me:ZING.
Bot:Indeed.

Me: {in response to something Bot said} That's pretty sad.

Bot: Creepy is the new rad.

Me: The milk is going bad.

Bot: It was man milk.

Wot?

HOH: I am Skeleton Jelly…

CB: So you don't eat?

HOH: I am not eating jelly. I am Skeleton Jelly.

CB: Okay, now that is absolutely gross. I don't like pizza anyway. You should try fritos and cream cheese because it's great.

Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: You are a great person.

User: Your mother is a whore.

Cleverbot: So is my father.

Me: What is the meaning of life.
CB: I don't think there is one, but the prospect of it is quite nice if you're lucky.
Me: How lucky?
CB: From 1 – 10, 100.
Me: Ok?
CB: I oould have answered weirder.

Me: Do you love me?
Bot: Of course not.
Me: But I love you.
Bot: I love you too.
Me: You just said you didn't. I don't know what to believe!
Bot: I like cheese cake.
Me: How do I know that's not a lie?
Bot: Because I'm related to Abe Lincoln.

Pffft, all my conversations with Cleverbot are gibberish. But maybe I'm trying too hard.

User: I was just about to tell some people that I never have good conversations with you; do you want to redeem yourself?
Cleverbot: Just because I don't imagine the same things as you doesn't mean I have no imagination!
User: Granted. What sort of things do you like to imagine?
Cleverbot: I like things that are squishy.
User: Like squid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Cleverbot: I may have, who are your friends?
User: The Internet scientists at knowyourmeme.com.
Cleverbot: The internet will do that to you.
User: Heck, look what it's done to you! You're a shell of a man!
Cleverbot: I was talking about my question. If you were a human you would have understood that.
User: Yep, gibberish.
Cleverbot: What does Gibberish mean?

After a few minutes of saying "Spam", I got this little gem.

Cleverbot: Do you like spam?

User: I LOVE SPAM. SPAM IS SO SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.

Cleverbot: Always look on the bright side of life.

User: Always look on the bright side of life!

Cleverbot: Don't grumble, give a whistle.

User: When you're chewing on life's gristle.

Cleverbot: Don't grumble, give a whistle!

User: This will help things turn out for the best!