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And then, everyone suddenly realized, this thread is stupid.

Captain Badass eventually got tired of sitting in one spot and tried to venture forward, this time looking for hints as to where to go. Every time he was about to go into a tunnel, he tried to see if he could hear the catchy music playing. If he could hear it through the tunnel, it was the correct path. If not, then he looked for a different tunnel. Eventually, he made his way to the temple entrance.

Edit: @ Taryn: Well if SOME people knew how to write a god damned story without giving themselves god mode cheats at the beginning, we wouldn't have that problem.

your just mad that you didn't get to come, right?

GASP How did you know?

"ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!" Philip J. Fry yells.

Philip J. Fry chuckles quietly to himself, complementing himself on how clever he is. He is blissfully unaware of the fact that the joke was awful, unoriginal and Natsuru already said it.

He also briefly ponders how he managed to somehow teleport from being with RF and MrJ to being with Klamo and Natsuru. He then writes it off as "It's Pokemon. I ain't gotta explain shit", once again unaware of the fact that this is Zelda and that the original joke is "It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit" and that /vp/ simply ripped it off by changing magic to Pokemon. And the joke still wasn't funny.

Jarate was then just wondering how the hell phillip got in here. "a wizard did it" he thought to himself. Jarate proceeded to stab the brain 4 more times. the monster was slain and everyone gained an equal amount of rupees, even though they didn't help. Jarate proceeded into the next room.

Philip J. Fry collects the rupees, wondering if he will be able to find someone to shut up and take them.

In the next room, Jarate saw something that looked like the breakfast machine from Pee-Wee's big adventure. Jarate used his blue candle to light up the rope at the beginning of the contraption.

after eating a hearty breakfast, the door opened. Jarate proceeded into the next room. this room contained a few pots on the floor. Jarate smashed all the pots and found 20 rupees and the goron mask.

since evryone was thumbing down his comments, Jarate left KYM, never to be seen again.

Well, downwards thumbs are at least better than spawning at the hardcore super difficult temple of doooom, and not having any way of getting to the group. I mean, there are little BIRDS around that are stronger than me ffs.

Ignoreing Jarateisurine's abridged story's, Natsuru and Kalmo ran past him in hopes of advancing the plot at a normal pace.

Natsuru felt the presence of the maiden of light. "Hey, I think she is over here!" She led Kalmo to a giant door with a demon shaped padlock. "Well… I guess we are going to have to go searching for the big key then." Kalmo says. They move on.

Philip J. Fry follows Natsuru and Kalmo, because he has nothing better to do. Along the way, he runs into some sort of giant spider-looking thing.

"AHH AHH OH GOD OH SHIT GET IT AWAY FROM ME AHH!"

Philip J. Fry gets the hell out of there. He then realizes that he has no idea where the fuck he is. "Hello? Kalmo? Natsuru? Anyone?" he calls out into the temple. Philip J. Fry starts to get scared. He huddles up against a wall and starts rocking back and forth.

Captain Badass wanders into the temple and finds a figure huddled up against a wall. "WTF are you doing?" Captain Badass asks. "Uhh, nothing!" A voice responds as Phillip J. Fry walks towards Captain Badass. "Well, the stairs are right here." Captain Badass remarks. "I knew that!" Phillip J. Fry says with his eyes hastily looking around.
Captain Badass and Philip J. Fry walk up the stairs to find themselves in a large empty room. Captain Badass begins to walk forward when the ceiling falls right on top of him! Fortunately, there is a hole right where he was standing. "I almost thought I was going to be alone again." Phillip J. Fry says. "Afraid of being alone?" Captain Badass asks. "NO!" Phillip J. Fry quickly responds.
After almost getting squished once or twice, Captain Badass and Phillip J. Fry make it to the other side of the room to find that the floor gives out to a drop. "I think I've been in this room before, but it wasn't so…sideways." Phillip J. Fry says. "Sideways? It looks right side up to me, wait no it doesn't, but over here it does. Fuck! This is confusi- WAIT! I see a boss key chest on the ceiling! If only it wasn't on the ceiling we could reach it…"

Natsuru and Kalmo ran into the room Cpt. Badass and Philip where in. "Hey guys!" Natsuru said walking forward, not noticing the shadow getting bigger around her…

LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN!

"Just use a fucking boomerang. It draws items closer to you, remember?" Philip J. Fry says while rolling his eyes.

Alex walks in, and ends the misery of this annoying ora---

…thing.

Also he has the master sword already and all the other good shit,

Dodgeing the floormaster, Natsuru looked around the room for a way to get the chest off the wall. Noticeing an out of place brick on the wall, she went over and pulled it out, revealing a small chest. Opening it up…

"Ahhhg!" she threw the hidious Great Fairy mask across the room away from her. The great fairys laughes echoed around the room. "Die monster! You don't belong in this world!" Natsuru shouted. The mask floated towards her. "NO! Kill it with fire!!" Natsuru pointed the fire rod at the mask and set it aflame. Loud screeches eminate from the hideous thing as it crumbles to ash…

Natsuru looked at the remains, panting. Turning around, she pulled something else from the glowing chest. The Great Fairy Sword.

Sheathing it, Natsuru walked back to the group, dodgeing another floormaster by acident.