You've beaten your friend's high score. You countered Zerg rushes. You can beat the Lunatic AI autododging script in Touhou. You are a damn good gamer – and everyone you know knows it too. But are you really up for a challenge?
After a few days of contemplation, I have finally managed to compile a list of challanges so devious, only a seasoned gamer can complete. Are you ready?
- Complete a Touhou game on Lunatic in a moving vehicle.
- Clear Street Fighter 2 without using any specials.
- Beat JENOVA LIFE before Aerith's theme reaches its third loop.
- Perform the Nuzlocke challenge in Pokemon Black, twice.
- Clear LIMBO without dying.
- Find a situation where Guile's Theme does not apply.
- Finish the SPECIAL stages in Super Mario World drunk.
- Finish a 1-3 match in SSBB as Ganon.
- Beat Orphan in FFXIII with a full ravager team (Forgot what it was called.)
- Reach the Far Lands on foot.
- Get to stage 3 in Touhou UFO without completing a UFO.
- Play any of the Simpsons games on the NES without vomiting.
So far, I've only done one. How about you?