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Do it.
I dare you.

I haven't brushed my teeth in 4 days and no one has said a thing!

Today I saw a familiar thread.

I also eat some sweetrolls.
Sweet,sweet,sweetrolls.

I walked the dinosaur twice and killed a carpet using a wrench.
Your move, Jesus.

Today I posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had posted on the "Tell me about your day thread" where I said that I had … [BOOM.]

That's because they were too nauseated by the smell of it.

Today I learned Taryn was Homestuck.
But… Why?

It was all going fine until I got pissed off and 'blew up'. Now I'm just feeling sorta depressed and worried.

Spent over 14 hours at school today! Head Explode It looks like that will be normal for my school days this semester…

I had an incredibly boring day.
But I also noticed I've become more volatile IRL.

I was still marveled at this guy who laughed at me for reading a book. What's even more ironic, is that he talked to me like I had a learning disability or something. My book was about 400 pages long.

Best fucking picture for me right now because I'm Asian.

Today, I went to work. I was about 15 minutes late because it was rainy and the bus took a while to get to my stop. My day was going fine up until lunch break. I don't know why, but whenever I eat, everybody else in the office eats. AND NO ONE ANSWERS THE GODDAMNED PHONE (i always end up answering). Also, one of my coworkers chews like a cow. smack smack chew smack. I dread lunch breaks. After lunch, I carried on with work. Got bored, browsed reddit, posted thread on KYM, planned my Post-it project. Meh, It was a slow day… :T

I hope I get my paycheck on time tomorrow.

Today I went to school….Nothing happened…Just another boring day…But today It's friday!

Today. I did stuff. Not just stuff mind you, stuff stuff.

At school today I built a lego car. Actually first I had to build the legos with which to build the car. However, before that I had to build the tools with which to build the legos, using the tools that I had to build from scratch. Computer modeling can be a pain at times.

I woke up, went to school, and now I'm here.

I have a cold, and I'm feeling really depressed. Yesterday it was soar throats and stuffy noses, today it's stomach issues and nausea. I don't feeling like eating anything because I just know I'll throw it up. I even threw up my Luvox that I take in the morning less than 30 minutes after taking it. I'm also feeling depressed just due to the fact that the days are getting shorter and it makes me feel I should go to bed earlier when I don't want to.

I hosed down my cousics vomit soaked jeans,thats what I did today

I woke up somewhere around 12. Ate a caviar sandwich for breakfeast, acompnied with a cup of earl grey. Watched some tv. Went to the computer and started playing some TF2, followed by some lousy attempts at using the Hammer editor. Ate some lunch. Went out for a walk in the forest. Came back, had another caviar sandwich. Got on the computer again, and played a campaign of L4D with three KYM members. Had some additional failed attempts at the Hammer editor. Then I browsed the internet a little and wound up here.

Today I found a black cat in the middle of the night so, like every sane man in the world would do in this situation, I chased it just for fun, but then it climbed a tree. When I looked for it, it was gone… It seemed that this particular cat can use either trees or shadows as interdimensional portals.

People, cats are smart, evil, and they are sort of little time lords. We must stop them before it's too late… think about the hopeless doggies!

Well today I had a performance review at my job, I recalled the events that had happened to me that day. I talked to the guys upstairs, approved a bunch of forms, was forced to lead a workshop, I was reminded of a colleague's birthday. I then examined my own personal bathroom. Then I held a meeting to promote synergy to a local firm. This girl whom I have been eying for a while now, Debra, rejected my advances, I then told myself to suck it up. I then filed my taxes, and due to the stress I've been feeling called a sexline. However the emotional pain of Debra's rejection got to me and I started sobbing. I felt the sexline had done an inadequate job or comforting me so I demanded a refund. I was feeling hungry so I ate the bagel I had forgotten to eat. To further give me anxiety I got a claim of sexual harassment and was rejected from a promotion. I tried to drown my sorrows in vodka. In an act of revenge I defecated on Debra's desk. Wanting to all end I bought a gun and attempted to commit suicide, However I wasn't able to. The bagel I ate disagreed with my stomach and I presently threw up on Debra's desk. I needed some fresh air so I jumped out the window. To relieve my stress I engaged oral sex with a man. I bought some cocaine to calm my nerves and crashed my car as a consequence. As a pain reliever I had oral sex on myself and bought some chicken strips from a local vendor. The pain was too much to bear so I amputated my scrotum from my body. Suffering from blood loss I blacked out in the street when I woke up I saw a giant mutant fish, due to my lack of thinking my first instinct was to have intercourse with this newly discovered creature. Having been turned into a transformer the night before I turned into a Jet and proceeded to bomb the Russians as instructed by Optimus Prime. As a final way to prevent the human race on getting control on a cyborg I flew myself into the sun and died.

A pretty normal day by my standards.

I punched a guy so hard i fractured my arm… yep

Judging by how you act on here you probably deserve that fractured arm.

Bad…

My mom is extreamly mad at me about (something related to school) and has been talking (in a way that implies yelling) my ear off for half the day now.This has been happening very often lately and I don't think I can emotionally take it for very much longer…

I want to cry so bad right now.

Pretty good. My mind has remembered the spark of my old gaming days, and it feels wonderful to remember that feeling. Nothing like it my friends.

Shave my nails with little sword until my nails are thin enough to be PERFECT!

No.
 
 
 
 
 
Ok FINE.
I ate me some pizza, went to class, worked on some class projects, did some laundry, posted some posts, walked some walks, slept some sleeps, and forgot the remembering of language and grandma.

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head, found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up, I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, and somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

Woke up. School. Home. Slept till about half an hour ago. Woke up. I'd say pretty good.

Pretty bad. Im getting pissed off so easily lately,and people around me is being a retarded faggot.

I encountered a swan for the very first time today. IT WAS ENORMOUS. HUGE! I didn't know they were that massive! And it came right at me!

Apparently, they don't care for cheese puffs.

I want your day.
 
Related: I wonder if the realization of swan's like or dislike of cheese puffs came before or after they came after you.

Woke up late at noon feeling bored and gritty,
Grab my glasses, I lock the door, I feeling rather shitty.
'fore I start up my computer drink a cup of tea,
But when I start surfing I suddenly needed to pee.

I'm talking trudging down the hall, hall
Trying to fake a smile, smile
Hoping my mum don't spot me, me
Drop pants and pee a bit yeah pee
Pull up to the sink yeah,
Crap I'm out of soap, shit!

Mumble grumble
Facebook sucks
No one's on irc
Music too loud,
Pesterchum's down
Shit I'm really hungry.

Instant oatmeal
Then more tea
I feel ready to party
That's a lie
Search through memes
Camoawam really sucks!

Correct grammar's failing me
Now my mom is nagging me
Damn I just rhymed 'me' with 'me'
Shit I did it again.

Now my internet is failing like its dial-up
See my buddies try to say "Hey what's up?"
Internet fails again FUCK FUCK FUCK

Life is boring like usual
Nothing to see here.
Crack some jokes with Ardent Gamer and get nagged aga-
GOD MOM I'M TYPING! STOP LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER I KNOW I NEED TO GO TO BED! NO I DID NOT SAY GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. NO, THAT'S NOT THE F-WORD SHUT UP GODAMN! CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME FINISH THIS! I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS MY INTERNET FRIENDS MOM! NO THEY ARE NOT RAPISTS! NOT ALL OF THEM ANYWAY, FINE I'LL GET OFF SO YOU CAN CHECK THE FUCKING E-MAILS GODAMN.

I lol'd…
good job there,keep it up.