While looking through the absolute crap that Activision, EA, and Bungie (Now a subsidiary of Activision now, ironically) I have decided that we must blow away all standards now to create the ultimate frankenstein of video games.
For Example, I came up with:
Gears of Battlefield Halo 6: Medal of Duty: Really fantastic and futuristic more modern combat
It's either that, or…
Battlefield Halos of War 6: Call of Honor: An even grittier, dirtier Badder Company 3
This is what would be seen on their website I'm thinking:
"The world has never seen this sort of thing before. If you have, then you'll probably buy it anyway. Call now and you can pre-order not only a shiny new retexture for a weapon or armor that's completely aesethetic in nature but otherwise useless, but we'll also throw in a working M241 Minimi SAW with REAL ammo! Not only that, but we'll put out a trailer with such epic music, intense combat, that even the most cynical gamer will be forced to jizz in his pants!
Of course, we couldn't make such a game complete without components of voyeuristic controversy such as going to war with the russians without using nukes, shooting unarmed civilians/combatants, and beating vaguely middle-eastern looking people with your bare hands, (Because just shooting them isn't good enough for those terrorists, right?) but this time, you'll be able to push the button to blow up those peace loving hippies in the U.N. RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES! YEAAAAAHHHH! In this game, you're not only going to fight ambigously brown skinned terrorists, vodka drinking godless communists, and decomposing nazi space zombies, but you'll discover the predictable twist ridden plot that leads to the ultimate villians behind the End War of wars: An alien race known as the Locus-… (That's not it…) Covenan-… (What the…?), … THE NA'VI, (Christ, what am I paying you writers for?!) who obviously want our resources!
Multiplayer is even better this time around! Now instead of getting achievements and points for doing stuff for your team that would be normally useless like bouncing grenades off corners to kill people, you'll actually get a real metal for having to put up with the ranking system in the game! (By the way, it takes over 9,000,000 kills to get to general, so be prepared to start a one man genocide)
Even more realisitic, people's bodies from playing this game will even feel getting shot! With our new virtual reality integration feature and controller, you'll be able to feel getting a 5.56mm bullet through the chest! (We assume no responsibility for loss of life and/or any pyscholocgical damage thereof)
SO BE PREPARED! This game is so violent, once society degenerates into mass anarchy, we'll be up in our citadel coding our next batch of opiates to give and control the youth!
Then it will be too late for you worthless earthlings! We'll have conquered you without a single plasma ray being fired! MWUHAHAHAHA!"