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Alright, time for a little game.

Take the best bit of accidental innuendo you can find and post it here. Try to beat the person above you. Here is one I found from a memo distributed to IBM in 1989 about replacing mouse balls:

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse can be used immediately.

Good to know.

I don't think that can be beaten, but I'll try anyway.

Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief

Some article text:

• "But this weekend Young Boys sought to shake off their own image by officially opening the 32,000 Stade de Suisse Wankdorf stadium with an uncharacteristically flashy homecoming party."
• "I'm extremely happy, because I'm convinced this is the stadium from which Young Boys can finally launch themselves back into sporting success…"

• In ethology, a fixed action pattern (FAP), or modal action pattern, is an instinctive behavioral sequence that is indivisible and runs to completion.

-Wikipedia, everyone else

On that note, from the OED definition of the word "clop":

a sound or series of sounds made by a horse’s hoofs on a hard surface

G'night everypony!