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Let us make a list of achievements lads! Ala TF2 / Left 4 Dead/ almost every game now becouse we know that gameplay won't keep your shit bussy, all that matters is how many achievements you have won.
KYM related, of course, like Karma, entries, etc..etc…

Attention whore: "Get one of your images, videos and thread in the front page the same day.
So it begins: "Get your first positive karma."
Those people in the portrait..: "Get shipped for the first time."
Karma Milestone 1: Obtain 1000 positive karma points.*

Karma's A Bitch…: Get your first negative karma.
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Are these good enough? I can see this thread go far…

Fresh Meat: make an account
Funny Guy: get top comment with 40 or more thumbs up outside of a gallery image

(is that good enough, ofc i could add more but i have a pizza waiting on me)

Lockin' and redirectin'.

Please remember to make use of the search function to make sure you don't make a duplicate thread. They make me cranky, cause bile to rise in my throat, and stuff like that.
 
But with new interest in mind, apparently, you can carry over the titles you've come up with (and other ones that people,) and make a list of unofficial titles we can use as a community. You can even use Google Docs to make a form and get what you need. You can be as super srs as you want with that or as random as I'm just going to stop talking and get back to cutting the grass now.

Nah bruh, this is essentially different. This isn't what we have achieved but what achievements would be, similar to the system on the Xbox 360 or PS3.

Image Master: Reach the end of 5 different image galleries with over 1000 images each in a day.

Edit: Don't downvote Verbsys please. Downvoting isn't an "I disagree" button.

Dat Krama: Get 100 positive karma on a single post

KYM Veteran: Be on site for 3 years without being idle for a long period of time.

In fact I've tried asking that for a title.

Outsmarting bullet: "Outsmart a mod somehow…"
Verbal diarrhea: "Manage to write posts longer than Verbose."
Same Fag: "Have 2 threads with the same title."
I have lost control of my feels: "Get 20 different feels from the "Ruined Childhood" image gallery."
This is now a Spiderman thread: "Derail a thread."
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die: "Get banned for the first time."
Not the hero this city needs: "Get banned for the second time."
GET OUT: Get banned for the third time."
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!: Expect a shitstorm but fail at doing it so.

I'm taking notes Verbose, next time I will check the forums before coming up with the title.

Absolutely Fucking Impossible: "Reach the end of the pony image gallery."
You Sick Bastard: "Fap to one of the NSFW pics on the all-time most disliked image gallery."

Nah bruh, this is essentially different. This isn’t what we have achieved but what achievements would be, similar to the system on the Xbox 360 or PS3.

Understood. I checked the thread I linked to in order to confirm that this list was being made. And it was being done in that thread. Considering that thread was the first to make a list and considering there is already a large list there, I consider this redundant.

However, since two mods disagree, I think the thread shouldn't be locked unless another moderator thinks like me.

I also checked that out, and look what I found:

I fear that this thread is turning into a nonsense achievement general. When Bob’s actual intention was to give people a place to make others aware of cool achievements you reached on KYM.

You get one guess who made that post.
Not trying to be a confrontational asshole, but it sounds to me like like you're sending some mixed messages here. Not to mention that the type of theoretical achievements that this thread was made for hadn't been posted on that general board for quite a while anyway. So… yeah, don't see any good reason for locking this.

With Friends Like these: Make 20 followers into friends.

Good Guy Thumb: Give 1000+ good Karma to other users.

KYM Writer: Make 25 comments or forum post in less than 10 minutes.

Painted Bandwagon; Start a drawing thread.
Worthy of Demand; Reach page 3 of your drawing thread.
Camera Bro; Do an Art Livestream.
Art Lord; Keep your drawing thread active for a solid 6 months.
Art Idol; Get your art thread featured without begging for it.

Locked and Loaded!: Post in a thread before it gets locked by a mod.
Stalker: Follow over 100 KYM users without them following you.
I Have a Fanbase!: Have over 100 KYM users follow you without you following them.
OK, Now It's Getting Creepy…: Have over 500 KYM users following you.
Cultist: Have over 100 KYM friends
It's Alive… ALIVE!!!: Officially bring back a Deadpooled article.

I don't mind people disagreeing with me.

Not trying to be a confrontational asshole, but it sounds to me like like you’re sending some mixed messages here. Not to mention that the type of theoretical achievements that this thread was made for hadn’t been posted on that general board for quite a while anyway.

1. So let's say that I decide to make a thread that is specifically for pony discussion (which I did.) Which varied from a General pony thread. It got locked, and I believe it was by Chris. Even though they were specifically different, it was locked for being redundant, because there was already a thread with a general theme for Pony. Assuming we run under that same logic, this thread should be locked.
2. Any thread with a general theme (especially when it's featured to prevent it from locking,) can have a certain topic under a theme bumped and brought back up to the surface. Whether or not it has been talked about recently doesn't make it a new topic.

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A cat is fine too…: Befriend Amanda B.
This is now an X thread: Derail a thread.
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Called it: Achieve a successful inb4.

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Eye of the Beholder: Post an image of your self in real life.
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String Puller: Create an alternate account.
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Genesis: Create a thread.
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Master Debater: In a several debate threads, accumulate a total of over 250 karma from your well thought-out, and most likely TL;DR posts.
That's what it says right: Start a troll thread in JFF and have it not be locked due to the sheer lulzness
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Basement Dweller Have over 4000 forum posts
Half Life Have over 5000 forum posts
No Life Have over 10000 forum, posts

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Always Someone Better: Get overshadowed by another user.
No Honor Among Thieves: Get your repost frontpaged.
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Die Hard: Evade a ban.
A Good Day To Die Hard: Evade ban five times.
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A Cut Above: Achieve 2000 positive karma.
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Cool Story, Bro: Write a tl;dr only to be ignored.
Super Cool Story, Bro: Have Cool Story, Bro happen three times.
You're Not Verbose, Quit It: Have Cool Story, Bro happen five times.
Dropped Dead: Fall into obscurity.
He's Dead, Jim: Have a KYM friend banned.
Lone Wolf: Have at least 15 followers, but no friends.
Life Of The Party: Gain 50 KYM friends.
First Contact: Gain your first KYM friend.
I'm Not Even Winded!: Make up 20 achievements in 10 minutes.

Platinum: Acquire all KYM achievements.

Gotta Go Fast: Post 100 comments/forum posts within a hour.

Asking For It: Post 300 comments/forum posts within an hour and a half.

Advertisement Failure: Post in the 'Help seek the advertising accounts' thread.

Suggestor: Post in the 'Suggestions' thread.

Assistance Post in the 'Name that Meme' thread.

Positivity: Accumulate 30 positive karma on one post

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@Lopunny;
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Friendster: Make friends with 150 people

Peasant: Be Taryn

That was a quote from myself. I don't mind you using my posts in an argument, but please check your sources. Verbose just followed on it, so your argumentation has some flaws.

At least the one achievement I posted is one I've actually got.

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Forever Alone – You have no friends or followers. Go follow people and make some friends!
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Achievement GET

You Dun' Goofed -- You took karma away from a Moderator.

Sorry RandomMan.

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