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It's just like a normal feels thread.
Only this time, you're gonna try to be as un-relatable as possible.
Ready? Go!

>Playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
>Playing as a Water-type Pokemon, so I can walk on water
>My teammates can't, they teleport if they do
>That feel when I accidentally walk into the water and have to teleport my teammate to get out

> Playing Pokémon Pearl, Diamond or Platinum
> Got to the spear pillar, want to go back to the exit of the cave
> No more escape ropes and repels
> That feel when walking all the way back, encountering the 1000th pokémon of the same sort

>Looking over the forums on KYM.
>Notice one that looks interesting.
>Click on it and read over it a thousand times.
>That feel when I have no clue what I'm being instructed to do.

The idea behind usual feels threads are that they're relatable in someway. For instance, not having a boyfriend/girlfriend, or making a mistake when choosing a life-long decision.

The idea here is the opposite. This time, you want to make sure NOBODY can relate. For example, being abducted by aliens, or accidentally pooping on your cat.

So just post feels outside of the normal range. That's all.

>Be at work doing your duties
>Duties become harder and overwhelming than expected
>Can't post, chat, respond messages or finish other duties.
>Why the amount of work is so hard if everyone is on holiday!?!?!?!

>watching something on justanime when a pop up for "The ex-girlfriends" pops up and this song starts playing.

>hands down, the worst song I have ever heard. My ears are bleeding.

>Ready to go on family road trip with parents, nephew, and niece
>Going to be a long drive
>Need some music so I don’t get bored
>Go to store to find CD
>Find a band I like
>No parental label on the cover so it’s probably safe
>Purchase CD
>Road trip starts
>Asks parents to put new CD in the CD player
>First track starts
>" Mother Fuckin’ "

^Okay, that made me laugh.

>At home before high school
>brother always in an awful mood when he gets up
>yells at anything that moves
>eats breakfast
>stomps down the hallway
>passes by my room where I'm preparing to leave
>Hear him yell as he goes down the hall
>"I can't stop FARTING!"
>mfw

>KOTH captured back
>0:00, victory
>That feel I get crit-rocketed to death right before the timer runs out

>haven't eaten in 18 hours
>get off of work in time for lunch
>not hungry in the slightest
>know I should eat, but can't think of anything I want to eat

That is something I can relate to.

>Saturday
>Not hungry in all day
>Get to mall with friends
>Food court with many delicious options
>So many options, can't decide
>#Firstworldproblems Thread

>Sonic 2
>play mystic cave zone
>replay as super sonic
>fall into The Pit

>Go to thread expecting to find unrelatable feels stories
>See a feel story that you know the feel of
>That feel when you know a feel that you weren't supposed to know

>playing random game
>keep losing over and over
>get paranoid
>start to believe the game is cheating
>enter epic rage mode
>stop playing the game and promis myself never to play it again
>play it again next day

Welcome to league of legends.

That's kind of hard, but I'll try.

>Bla bla bla Team Fortress 2.
>Bleeehhh hnnnggg ehhh it sucks.
>That feel of negative karma.

Or this…

>Wake up with just enough time to freshen up and get dressed.
>Rush to work in a little truck that has yet to defrost.
>Welcomed by my fabulous coworkers who look 10x better than me in the mornings.
>That feel of insomnia.

Those aren't exclusive to me by any means, but in MY world they are, does that count?

>Eat a green apple piece of candy
>Later walk into a room with a candle
>That candle smells exactly like the taste of that candy
>That feel when you smell a smell that smells like a taste
>That feel when you taste a taste that tastes like a smell
>That feel when Synesthesia

>Roboticize woodland creatures
>Pollute forests and bodies of water
>Machines destroyed by sonic
>That feel when beaten by a hedgehog

>fights the grim reaper
>gets reaper chopped 3 times in my life
>creates craters when i land
>perfectly fine, defeats reaper
>fights little schoolgirl
>gets punched in face and moved a few feet back
>head explodes
>TFW

>Go to the bathroom because I need to crap
>Can't crap
>Exit bathroom
>Gets more abdominal pain
>Return to the bathroom
>Zilch
>Punch myself in the torso

>In last minute eBay bid war for a dress
>Slow internet, so get outbid while it refreshes
>Click on the winning bitch's profile
>Bitch is a dude
>Realise dude must be skinnier than me

>Eating a bacon and egg sandwich
>Bite into something rock hard
>Look in between bread
>Something is in the egg
>Its a raptor
>Raptor jumps out and eats my dog
>What the hell man my dog is a chill bro
>Lecture raptor
>He doesn't even listen
>He realizes I was talking to him and we start having a chat
>Turns out he is a bachelor but he can't find a job and can't afford housing
>Strike up a deal
>He becomes my room mate, handles half the bills
>4 months later
>He stopped paying and didn't get a job
>Always drinks my goat milk
>Doesn't even sit at the table during meals
>Leaves toilet seat up
>Gettin real tired of his shit
>Tell him he either gets it together or I kick him out
>He eats my appendix
>Screaming in pain
>Paramedics arrive
>Paramedics ask me what happened
>Keep screaming
>Paramedic slaps me and I come back to my senses
>Paramedic is actually a lobster
>House is actually a boat
>Fucking Mondays

> playing guitar hero
> screaming along with the music
> gotta drink water, throat ran dry
> trip over the mic cord, spilling water over the console
> console catches fire
> run outside, calling fire brigade
> stand there, waiting
> get an itch
> fire brigade arrives, extuingishing fire
> that feel when having an itch between your fingers, but can't find the right spot to scratch

>Playing Bioshock: Infinite

>That feel when you are an accidental Pikmin mass murderer

The only reason I don't know that feel is that I suck at the Sonic 2 special stages (And I mean suck. I can only get the first Emerald consistently!)

>Go to play piano.
>It's a little humid in the house.
>Press down a key.
>It sticks down and doesn't come back up until I pull it up.

>Moth on my screen
>Wouldn't kill a butterfly
>Can't kill moth without feeling racist.

>Sitting down, reading a book that I enjoy
>Suddenly think back to high school where I had to read Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton (a book I really hate) twice
>For the next couple of hours:

>fall asleep in bed
>cat sneaks into room and lays in bed with me, wakes me up
>cat still has claws
>let cat stay in bed
>really paranoid about getting attacked while asleep
>fall asleep in pure terror and paranoia
>wake up hours later to cat moving
>believe cat is literal evil genius plotting to kill me
>pick up cat and put him outside room, close door
>still paranoid about cat
>put my foot into something sharp
>believe cat put a toxic mechanical scorpion booby trap in room while I was asleep to kill me
>spend next 5 minutes expecting myself to slump over dead

>Playing Sonic CD
>Had to use restroom
>Last life
>I come back to see that Sonic committed suicide

>Fuck

>Feel sleepy on the afternoon of a weekend.
>Sleep, because i'm not enjoying anything i'm doing due to being tired
>Dream about myself doing shit because I don't like to spend my free time sleeping
>Dream about doing shit narcolepticly
>Wake up tired as fuck
>FML

>5 years old
>Make a character called Robot Boy
>He's the best character I've ever made
>Years later, now a teenager
>Cartoon Network reveals a new show called Robot Boy
>It's a terrible show
>That feel when they stole your best idea and bastardized it

>Fapping
>On the verge of climax
>Barry Benson pops in my head for whatever reason
>mfw

>final year project for uni
>actually want to do work
>researched everything i need to do work
>words starting to not make sense
>can't write anything for the past 200 days
>9 days remaining

>Watching BBC
>Expect to watch Doctor Who
>James Bond movie plays instead
>I think "that's okay too"
>intro plays, this happens…

>mfw

>that feel of wondering why this even angers me in the first place

> Watching Prince of Egypt in World Religions class
> Some guy asks if Moses is Jesus, and he keeps calling Moses Jesus
> A lot of other people aren't even paying attention to the movie.
> mfw

>On the internet
>Found something funny
>Next day,at school
>Can't stop thinking about it
>That feeling when you keep telling yourself "Don't fucking laugh!!!"

>tfw your 10 year old game is further into the future than your graphics card

>go to lunch at school
>friend fakes sick and goes home prior
>other friends are suspended
>appear forever alone

>playing with polly pockets when I'm a 4 year old boy
>trying to get them to eat plastic food
>try over and over again to make them eat plastic spaghetti
>eventually lodge the spaghetti in the mouth of a doll
>puts doll on ground
>dog steps on the doll and breaks it
>spaghetti falls out of pockets

>walking down street
>stranger walks up
>john is kill
>no

>Bought a pair of gloves
>Both of them are left-sided

I'll never live my lifelong dream of getting into a high speed car chase because I'm not willing to go to prison…. Srs

> being about 9 years old
> playing Rayman M / arena with sisters
> playing as Admiral Razorbeard
> he becomes favorite character
> after playing, go outside
> re-enacting the game with sisters
> acting like Razorbeard
> wanting to be Razorbeard
> going to bed
> start feeling weird feelings in legs
> omg, I'm transforming into him
> wake up next morning
> in excitement, looks at legs
> no robot legs
> that feel when not becoming favorite game character

A small conversation between me and my boss.

Me: I just saw The Hunger Games the other day.
Boss: Isn’t that a girly movie?
[long pause]
Me: Well, it is targeted towards teenagers.
Boss: You mean like Twilight?
[long pause]
Me: Uh…. I guess.
Boss: Oh I love Twilight! I’ve seen all the movies!

I quit.

>riding skate board
>see very attractive girl with sweet ass
>watch too long
>fall over
>break arm
>hot girl doesn't even notice or help