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Ok for those who didn't participate in the last one.
Take a look at the negative karma you have received and refer to THIS LIST
Now if it is over 100 than use the last two digits.

KYM! WELCOME TO DIE!!!

679 ok 79 getting hit by an ambulance….

Heh

75. Your conjoined twin is not a cannibal, but you are.

Drowning in a pool of gasoline while on fire.

At least I'll go out in a blaze of glory.

-1,035
35. Drowning in human waste.

I guess you could say… I was lost in the shit storm

80. The Aristocrats!

Choking on someone else's vomit.

21 – Deleted for being a wiener dog.
What the hell does that even mean?

Succeeding in fucking myself.

43: Eaten by Oprah.
Well hells blazes, I guess I'm just an oversized chicken.

5. With a morbidly obese man inside of you.

;_;

76. You're not a cannibal but your conjoined twin is.
Lolwut

50. Over-exposure to Redundancy.

o_O

77.
Decapitation Disease.

11.
Being gay, in a world full of straight people not being accepted causing you to assassinate everyone in your town screaming "whose the faggots now bitches!!" then you move to Pakistan and meet a guy named Shithead losing your virginity to Osama Bin Ladin then falling into a bottomless pit.

lolwut

6. Under a morbidly obese man…

Ohgodwhy

Eaten by the Sarlacc in the Great Pit of Carkoon to be slowly digested over a thousand years.

Being banned from life.

I'm guessing it's not a temporary ban…

Never-ending sex.

awwwwwwwwwwww yeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

85. Auto-erotic decapitation accident.

Well it looks like you're screwed.

Scared to death…

You know, with me that seems entirely likely.

Super AIDS.

12, being fat. Lol.

3.
Driving a burning car into a burning building where they store chainsaws and acid and then the firemen come but they're actually alligators in acid proof fireman disguises and they spray you with vinegar, lemon juice, and salt and swallow you whole and inside the alligator's stomach is this little guy who says, "This is my home get the hell out!" and he shoots you with a shotgun full of nails and sics his pet badger on you and saws your leg off and he kicks you out and you get a staph infection in the alligator's colon and you're pooped out into the sewer where you drown in filth and the city power main breaks and lands in your eye electrocuting you and your spleen explodes and you find out you have AIDS and a Ninja Turtle fucks you to death and now he has AIDS and you're covered in radioactive ooze and your ass becomes a mutant crab that starts pinching your ass and a hobo steals your skin and they take you to the morgue and freeze you to death and the coroner is that damn Ninja Turtle who fucks you to death again and gives you gonorrhea and a spider lays eggs in your hair and they bury you alive and you suffocate and the bottom falls out of your grave and you fall into a bottomless pit and you go to Hell where you stupidly ask Satan why this was not number one and get sent to Super Hell for asking such a question and then a black guy jizzes all over your face and you think its cum but its really hot magma mixed with coal and sulfur and your soul melts down and your liquified body falls into a cannon and the cannon shoots you to the sun and you are burned down to ashes and your ashes are burned down to helium and then your helium burned down to hydrogen and your hydrogen burned down to nothingness and you were reincarnated as a grasshopper and got squashed by a 5 mile long and 4.7 mile wide asteroid which is made of pure feces launched by the orbital cow shit launcher. k bye.

18. Drowning in a pool of gasoline while on fire.

I'm sure I'd be dead beforehand.

10. being Jewish.

62. Being buried alive in the same coffin as Gilbert Gottfried.

First 5 minutes:

Minute 6:

Minute 7 until either he or I die of suffocation:

25: Born of your incest parents

82: Being eaten by rats AND ants at the same time. Ill just punch them all in there tiny kidneys

69. I was scared half to death… twice!

(wouldn't that mean I am actually 3/4 dead, 1/2 dead from the first time, and then 1/2 × 1/2 = 1/4 for the second time?)

13. Philosophically disproving your own existence through existentialist relativism.

11. being gay, in a world full of straight people not being accepted causing you to assassinate everyone in your town screaming "whose the faggots now bitches!!" then you move to Pakistan and meet a guy named Shithead losing your virginity to Osama Bin Ladin then falling into a bottomless pit.

36. Having to watch this video out loud for eternity while tied up to a chair.

Hmm…I like 37 better: Severe disco accident. That sounds way more epic. I just need one more downvote…

68. Weasels eating my flesh

3. Driving a burning car into a burning building where they store chainsaws and acid and then the firemen come but they're actually alligators in acid proof fireman disguises and they spray you with vinegar, lemon juice, and salt and swallow you whole and inside the alligator's stomach is this little guy who says, "This is my home get the hell out!" and he shoots you with a shotgun full of nails and sics his pet badger on you and saws your leg off and he kicks you out and you get a staph infection in the alligator's colon and you're pooped out into the sewer where you drown in filth and the city power main breaks and lands in your eye electrocuting you and your spleen explodes and you find out you have AIDS and a Ninja Turtle fucks you to death and now he has AIDS and you're covered in radioactive ooze and your ass becomes a mutant crab that starts pinching your ass and a hobo steals your skin and they take you to the morgue and freeze you to death and the coroner is that damn Ninja Turtle who fucks you to death again and gives you gonorrhea and a spider lays eggs in your hair and they bury you alive and you suffocate and the bottom falls out of your grave and you fall into a bottomless pit and you go to Hell where you stupidly ask Satan why this was not number one and get sent to Super Hell for asking such a question and then a black guy jizzes all over your face and you think its cum but its really hot magma mixed with coal and sulfur and your soul melts down and your liquified body falls into a cannon and the cannon shoots you to the sun and you are burned down to ashes and your ashes are burned down to helium and then your helium burned down to hydrogen and your hydrogen burned down to nothingness and you were reincarnated as a grasshopper and got squashed by a 5 mile long and 4.7 mile wide asteroid which is made of pure feces launched by the orbital cow shit launcher. k bye

80. The Aristocrats!

@My last post

Okay it appears that an anonymous benefactor has given me that one downvote I required, thank you.

So now I die via 37. Severe disco accident

A much more dignified and awesome way to go. I'll assume I went out while doing a sweet roller skate 720 spin leap to the groove of Disco Fever that reached so high that my head collided with the disco ball and I received a fatal concussion

@BSOD

How can anything be dignified or awesome if disco is involved?

Use your imagination.

Drowned in flaming gasoline puddle. I am that faggoty to set it on fire just approaching it, let alone drown in it.