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So basically, the object of this game is for one person to describe a short scenario in which something bad happens. The next poster describes the bright side of the situation, and then posts their own bad scenario.
I'll start:
My dog died of AIDS.

At least he didn't bite you.

Your dog bit an orphan.

At least it wasn't you.

The cake is a lie.

But the cookies are not!
Firefly is cancelled.

At least Cybersix will take it's time slot.
Cybersix is just reruns of 13 episodes.

Hey, they didn't run it into the ground like the Simpsons!

I lost the game.

Good.

I lost my headphones on a bus.

At least you didn't lose the game

The Holocaust.

Population control.
I'm going to hell for what I just said.

So are all the cool kids.
(And it's a semi-good argument.)

Everyone you know is a robotic replica.

We already took over.
North Korea

South Korea
I can't conquer Mobius because that hedgehog always gets in my way!

South Korea.

My house is full of creepers.

At least you have company.
I'm fat.

At least you'll never be hungry.
Pol Pot.

Dead

Putin

Not Pol Pot.

My other car is a spatula.

Scrambled eggs.
I've got a cold.

You can give someone you hate a sneeze muffin and then they'll get it too :D
Zombies are real.

The mass of zombie movies and games have made us experts on the subject!

Swag.

Will Ferrell and Nick Offerman keep the world's supply of swag carefully regulated, and out of reach of Lil Wayne.
Also, Lil Wayne.

Big Wayne?

My internet is leaking and a bit just splashed onto my clothes.

You now have a shirt with rage comics, animal advice, and YouTube on you!
A Carnotaurus is trying to break down my steel door

The Carnotaurus in question is quite friendly and just wants to cuddle.
The Youtube on my shirt is buffering slower than Christmas.

It still works on… on a shirt, I might add.

Disease

Stronger Immune System.
My neighbor is a serial killer.

…of pedophiles and other serial killers.

I'm not really that fond of bacon.

Well, more bacon for me and everyone else who loves the food of the gods.
I crashed my car.

Excuse to pick out a new one!
I slept with the wrong person…

Bad thing about the situation above: Coolface derailed the thread.
Brigh side: he derailed his own thread and I re
-railed it.
You can't play multiplayer for Halo unless you buy a shitty system and pay extra for what PS3, wii and Steam do for free (Online multiplayer)

Less n00bs.
I was in a fight with ten jews.

They fought beside you against one Nazi…
n00bs

At least you have laughing material.
The ten jews were fighting against me.

In court, but you won 10,000 dollars!
The laughing material was me…

At least you made seven people smile.
The jews had connections to good lawyers, so they sued me back 30k for wasting their time.

I come walking in with Phoenix Wright, and win you back 250,000K

Seven people laughed at me.

You're a comedian!
I work at aperture.

You are GLaDOS.
I can't do the Falcon Punch.

FALCON KICK! Besides, you have a ship that can go faster then sound.
I lost the fairy ocarina

At least Zelda isn't dead.
My gold fish died after being overfed.

At least he won't have to live in his never-washed tank.

Some asshole killed all my twins.

Minnesota's been a shitty team for a while anyway.

All of reality has been plunged into eternal darkness and infinite suffering by an all-seeing, all-knowing, all-powerful being of pure evil.

Good.

I found a dead cat under my bed sheet.
I guess I can take a picture of it and put funny captions on it.

At least you… are apparently already making the best of the situation…

Everyone has superpowers but me.

At least you're normal.
My bright side response stunk, didn't it?

Yes. The bright side to that is none.

I accidentally ran over a dead raccoon.
Is it road-road kill?

At least it was already dead and couldn't suffer from the pain of being run over. You monster.

I've got writer's block on a short story I'm working on.

At least you aren't dead.
My motorcycle was covered in cement by a cement truck at a construction site.

Cement cant be chipped off!

I still can't beat those $#!#%!^!#@ Kongs in Mario Kart!