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Different things!
I have too much studying to do.

PAGE GET!

That's what cliffnotes are for
My brother thinks contacting others on Youtube is vital and won't stop doing it.

At least he'll die one day.
There's nothing good on TV anymore.

More time to play vidya games!
My mouse is broken.

At least you have a touchscreen.

I am an Aeriyan.

At least it's not the Nazi Aryan.
I seem to have lost my license to kill…

At least the world is safer.

The person used the words "Nazi" and "Aryan" in the same sentence. I feel offended.

At least you aren't a Nazi Aryan!
I'm a dick.

At least you aren't a pussy.
I have a golden eye…

At least you don't have a gold member.
My school blocks everything fun online.

You can learn how to use different domains, bypassing the blocks.
I have a gold finger as well…

At least the price of gold is going uphill.

I live in Goldsteinestan, and my hobby is to sterilize the stupid.

Less stupid people in the world.
Someone scared the living daylights out of me…

At least you have nightlights.
I'm in love with this (guy?)

Can't view the pic, but I'm sure everyone will be happy in the end.

I'm not cool in real life or on the 'net.

You're cool in your own world…
My roommate can't live and let die… out of my business.

But he can probably die >:D
Nicki Minaj is still a thing.

At least she's not her boss
People have said Nintendo should move out of the hardware field, but my family has always had Nintendo consoles.

People will change their minds after Xbox One.

Sonic won't leave my machines alone.

Omega won't leave him alone…
The diamonds are forever… except mine.

They wont go away until after you die…
…which is NOW

But heaven turns out to be real, and you live their with Jesus and the gang for ever.
Rome II's specs will be too high to work on anyone's PC…

But that doesn't mean they won't work on your supercomputer!
My roommate has a bad case of octopussy.

They can be serviced by eight people at one time.
I appear to be stuck in another dimension with no way of getting home…

The dimension you're in is your personal dimension, with your favorite music, characters, and things all catered to you!
My friend says YOLO… I say you only live twice.

At least you don't say YOLO

Soda machine took my money…

Gave you back a couple hundred dollars by malfunctioning.
I'm going to die another day…

At least it's not today!
My uncle died yesterday. (true story)

Did he live a good and happy life? Sorry to hear about that…
The world is not enough to comfort me… I feel terrible now.

There'll probably be someone from Russia with love
My city doesn't have and Outback Steakhouse, and whenever there's a vacant restuarant, the type that moves in is almost always a Chinese Buffet.

The Chinese buffet that moves out will house the Outback Steakhouse.
The man with the golden gun above me just scored with the spy who loved me… and I can't think of anymore ways to cleverly use my references!

There are plenty of other awesome things to reference!
I owe my school $7 and they won't stop dogging me about it.

You will graduate eventually!
I have……imsomnia.

At least you don't have… Amnseia!

The sky fall… I mean… the sky fell!

At least the ground was there to break its fall.
People seem to think that liking Pewdiepie makes me one of the annoying bro commenters on other videos.

It doesn't…

Dr. No has thunder balls on her majesty's secret service… agent. He moon raked it while she said "For your eyes only…" He then got a view to a kill, but she stopped him, saying, "Tomorrow never dies!" So she then casino royaled him so hard, he woke up during the quantum of solace, and made as many of the remaining Bond references as he could while trying to make sense, but it seems to have failed.

At least you got as many references as you could.

My Ex is pregnant….and I found out I'm the father.

Look on the bright side, the baby is actually demon spawn.

Everyone knows I'm gay

At least nobody knows that… other secret.
OP is a faggot.

That means he'll die of AIDS

I seem to be the only person that actually enjoyed the Street Fighter movie

At least you enjoyed it.
I still don't have a phone yet.

You'll get a tablet, about 3x better than a regular phone.
I need everything or nothing… and they gave me nothing.

At least now you won't lose everything.

They told me I could be anything I wanted, so now I'm a prostitute.

At least you managed to satisfy my sexual urge baby…Tomorrow at 12:00 PM, same place. I will be the one buying the condoms this time.

I got this..

And I don't have enough money to buy another one.

Kids are okay if you have the patience for them.
That condom looks pretty small.

That only means you can say "Oh, that one's to small for me!"

Today my sister and I got kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again!

Well, you're posting, right? I'm sure you're fine.

I lost a game of CoD, waht do?

Play again… and CAMP! It's the perfect strategy!

I'm an agent under fire… what do?

Relax, the worst they can do is kill you.

Got zombies pounding on my door and I'm running low on ammo.

Make like Hershel and cheat

My cousin wants a XBox One instead of a Wii U.