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AND YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT.
WHAT DO.

Open your eyes, stupid.

Get your di-hydrogen monoxide into your mouth.

WRITE METAL.

BLACK LIKE MY SOUL.

OH GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS THAT HADN'T CROSSED YOUR MIND.
EYE OPENING.
WHAT A CONCEPT
YOU ENGAGE EYE OPENING

WOW STILL DARK AS AS FUCKITY FUCK THANKS META-GAME CONCEPT.

WRITE METAL
BLACK LIKE MY SOUL

YOUR EYES ARE AN INFINITE BLACK VOID
YOUR BREASTS
ARE ALSO AN INFINITE BLACK VOID

Fumble for the light switch!

grab a flashlight.

Meow like a cat in heat until someone comes into investigate, and hopefully turn on some damn lights.

Use my cell phone as a light source

A GOOD IDEA THIS TIME
YOU BEGIN FLAILING WILDLY HOPING TO IMPACT AN OBJECT OR WALL

OKAY YOU THINK THIS IS A WALL, AND YOU BEGIN FEELING THE SURFACE FOR A SWITCH

IT'S A REALLY COLD WALL. HOLD ON YOU KNOW THERE'S ONE HERE SOMEWHERE

ALMOST THERE

…

OKAY YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING

Much better.

Turn the switch on and off. STROBE LIGHTS!

Sure, why not.

Cast Fireball At The Bed

Look for a Door.

Check pockets for inventory

Ask if any one is around. If no one answers, spew random curse words.

Retrieve arms.

CONTINUE TO WRITE METAL.

DARK AND EDGY LIKE 1/2 OF THIS ROOM.

How about an introduction?

Light yourself on fire with friction. Now you can light up the room as you go along!

Your pockets are empty, this dissapoints you.

How about an Introduction?

Well.

Your name is Ryan Carthens. You're 20 years old as of what you hope is a week ago, May 26th, currently unemployed, single, and attending the School Institute of Scholary. You've yet to finish your first year, due to some part laziness and some part fear of moving on in life. You were studying to become a Social Studies Teacher, and on that topic, you've taken to several things in your life: World History, Children's Card Games, Anime, Video Games, Italian Food, and playing the Melodica.

You also have no idea where you are.

>call for help? Cell phone

Go north.

Sitting in this empty space won't help you, and the only thing you can see so far is the wall. Do the only thing possible: Break a hole in the wall and see what's on the other side.

See if you can jump up and tilt the light fixture overhead to view more of your surroundings.

You give a half-hearted attempt at breaking the walls down.

Of course it doesn't succeed. Your strenth is too low.
You really hope that's the only attribute.

Go right.

Hang on the lamp; use your weight to swing it around and get a good look around the room.

Try to look across the darkness further into the room.

Put your ear close to the wall and listen for anything in particular…

Whelp, nothing to do here. Turn the light back off and go to sleep.

MOVE THE LAMP! JUMP!

Attempt to do what RM said.

Unless you can jump to twice your height, there's no way you can reach that lamp.

Whelp, nothing to do here. Turn the light back off and go to sleep.

All this wall punching sure can wear a fellow out!

THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. THE LIGHTS ARE GOING BACK ON NOW.

GIVE ME YOUR HAT

Investigate the strange shadowy figure. I'm sure he's not a rapist.

>derail thread

>offer the man sexual favors to let you out of this room

Toss shoe at shadow… and then toss your other one.

Answer sarcastically and cleverly…

He's a rapist. Kill him.

Ask how he came in…

Ask why is here…

Wait…who is the one that is going to be raped now?

I just realised the characters all look like bombermen!

Is this a bomberman arena? Did some sick twisted psycho lock these people in this room so they could run around planting bombs until only one is left alive?

open the darkness switch

Challenge the pokemon trainer to a pokemon battle.