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>view surroundings

Ryan: Wait, how did you get in here.
Ryan: Also why?
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?: Man I just ben walkin fer like
?: a hour?
?: An then you turn on the lights 'n I was like.
?: Hey.
?: So then we started all this here crap man.
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Ryan: So you're saying you don't know why you're here either.
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?: Bein fair people say I don' know nothin.

>Invite the mysterious man into the light.

Stand up, bring yourself up to his level so you can show your dominance over this individual, make him fear your girth.

>compare genitals

Inquire as to this stranger's name.

>Punch him in the snout to establish dominance

>Drag him "gently" into the light.

Ryan: So are you just going to stand there in the dark forever, or…?
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?: Oh, sry.
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Elan: Name's Elan.
Elan: Elan Wells.

>Talk about his shirt.

Give him a hug.
He needs it. Look at him, he deserves it.

"Tell me a little about yourself… Elan"

He said that people tell him he don't know nothin'. That's a double negative. INVESTIGATE!

Ryan: Don't you know this bloke from somewhere? You do go to the same scholarly school, right?

…Right?

>Turn off the lights
>Take his hat
>Knock him out

>Ask where the hell we are
>Go right

-Ryan: So, tell me a bit about yourself, Elan.

-Elan: No.
-Elan: Not t'be rude or nothin' man.
-Elan: But I just done met in this here dark hallway, in a weird place I've never been to before, and for all I know, you could be a rapist.
-Elan: So I'll hold the info for now man.

>Congratulate Elan on his good sense
>Look to the left.

Oh hey a door-thing.

Send Elan to open obvious trap door.

>Kill yourself

-Ryan: Hey man, you
-Elan: No.

>open the door, because it's not a trap.

You guys don't realize Ryan already died.

> Retry

Open it, but quickly step to the side for shotgun/ flamethrower/ crossbow to hit Elan instead of you.

Open the door first, but make Elan go inside first.

-Ryan: Dude, I'm sure there's nothing there. The dark just freaks me out is all.
-Elan: Yea man. Sure.
-Ryan: Damn it don't be a pussy just go in.
-Elan: I ain't not pussy but I done told you I don't really trust you man, so hold off on all this party leader stuff.
-Ryan: Why do you have to be so difficult.
-Elan: Why do you gotta be

-Ryan: Um. Okay, so we're still going to go with you going in first right

-Ryan: Oh that's real nice.

>ask who or what has opened the door, to whatever or whoever opened the dor.

Your all by yourself again, only one thing to do …
>CHARGE IN!

>proceed to produce a flashlight and investigate the creature

Give him a good old boot to the head.

>Beat the crap out of the thing with the most ridiculous of cartoon dust cloud brawl effects.

Find out who or what the fuck is staring at you.

>approach the thing in the doorway with hesitation and comforting words.

Use your Dragon Shout.

>Run away like the little baby you are. As in, on all fours.

>Waifu acquired

>Waifu lost

that was fast

ask how he opened the door and punch him/her if they come out.

Ryan: Hey…
Ryan: You.
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…
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Ryan: So glowing eyes. That's a thing.
Ryan: You opened that door which is nice.
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…
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Ryan: Okay this is weird.

>whip your dick out and slap it in the face

Stretch out your arm, see how it reacts.

DEMAND that he come out into the light.

>hit the pause button in the dark and turn it into a play sign.

Give it your pants.

Check surroundings of the mysterious thing. And then… say:

Then you PUNCH IT IN THE FACE!

Hit with stick! Hit with stick!

13 days since OP was here

maybe you guys should check out my CYOA in the meantime…

Well now I have to update so you can't have what you want.