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According to this book:

1. We are all God's children
2. Jesus was God's only son

Consequently, we are all God's daughters. That means everyone is a girl, and there are no boys on the internet.

Also, we are all lesbians.

if earth is only years of thousands like book say
then how me (a dinosaur) using the internet?

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Dinosaurs: 6 and 1/2

i dont rembr bein a monki. wut nao athetits?
chrishtins: 1
aithesits: the other 1

If God doesn't exist, why did he tell me to go to Funnyjunk to view an image?

Atheists: 0
Christians: 1

If God doesn't real, then how Jesus walk on water?
(Shall we keep a running tally?)
Christians: 3
Atheists: The other 1
Bill Cosby: 1
Dinosaurs: 6.5

If God is so powerful, how come I'm the one who can lock threads?

God: 0
Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Bill Cosby: -285

THE ALMIGHTY OPSPE: ALL POINTS IN EXISTENCE

Maybe he just had really big feet and ran really fast like a Basilisk lizard.
Atheists 2

If god isnt rel then how me a post in lock thread?

kristiins: 0
athetits: 0
bill cosby: -285
Dinosaurs: 0
opspe: [stack overflow]
BSOD: 1