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Your name is Garry S. Maude. You are 26 years old. You really enjoy writing. You live in a dystopian future filled with dangerous aliens. You live all by yourself in a crappy apartment. If people were to describe you in one word it would be "Quiet."

What will you do today?

Zoom out and look around you.

>First off he should lay off the drugs
>You examine your apartment, describing the parts of it.

Check your inventory.

eat a bagel.

>equip weapon_crowbar
>check S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
>check vitals

how do i live in a dystopian future? wouldn't it be a dystopian present?

There are no presents in the future.

Also this looks familiar. Did we do something like this before.

>Open console

You look around you, it's eeringly quiet, as usual. The resistance come out at night and spray lambda signs all over the city and the cleanup crew is forced to paint over them. From right where you are, you can see the Citadel, where Breen, your supreme overlord, dwells. What should you do today?

Call my cousin to see if he wants to go bowling
Then eat a bagel

Go to your apartment.
Eat a bagel afterwards.

Knock the ladder out from under that painters feet and run away.

>Write a letter
>Sign under the name "A concerned citizen" OR "John Frohman"

You reach your apartment door. It really is a shitty apartment. Since you live underneath the combine control, quality dwelling is non-existent.

Now what were you supposed to do? Oh that's right. You were supposed to eat a bagel. Bad news is, bakers stopped making bagels years ago.

:c

>Turn on the TV
>View the latest news from Breen.

You turn the TV on to see what Breen, your supreme overlord, is talking about. He says:
"You know what books I recommend you never read? 1984. Terrible book. It's sooooo boring! I couldn't even get past the first chapter! Make sure to drink your water! You need to stay hydrated. And of course, for the first time in our lives, we have achieved immortality, I don't know how… but we achieved it! YEP! If you are to ever see a resistance member, please report them to the nearest metrocop. Thank you and have a wonderful day in City 17."

You turn off the TV.

>Look around the place, see if you can find a CP (Civil Protection)
>If you do, pick up that can.
>Now put it in the trash can.

>Diregard CP orders
>Throw the can at them
>Get beated up
>Get arrested
>Get in the Combine van in the way to the Citadel

open the console (~)
type "sv_cheats 1"
type "noclip"
walk through the wall to the neighbours room
ask if he's seen any suspicious activity
escape through the window

Dafuq is a console?
You mean a computer?
Sorry Silver guy, my Job is carpet manufacturer, no computers involved.

look around apartment

>Pick up that can

>look around apartment for can
>pick up that can

Go on a quest to find a crate of twinkies.