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I saw this in a thread on /a/, and the question was hard as rocks. So JFF, who would win in a fight between Gilgamesh and Alucard?

Gilgamesh outran the sun as it tunneled through the earth.
Gilgamesh slept with every woman on her wedding night.
Gilgamesh killed Humbaba dead.
Gilgamesh almost unlocked the secret to living forever.

Or did you mean someone else?

I need to see some stat cards. What are the strengths, weaknesses, feats and accomplishments of each character? This takes math, people.