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so some guy that is around my work place offered to hook me up with a girl.
alright, sounds good.

"you want her to be your wife of your girlfriend?" he asks.

ok, that was getting odd, i say i want her to be my girlfriend

"can you love her?"

…yeah sure i can love her

"ok so what's the size of your… tool?"

my what now?

"you know, your, tool for women, what's its size?"

wtf, im not telling you, it doesn't even matter

"what do you mean, you need to be a proper man so that the girl will agree to be with you, now here, have a ruler, messure it and tell me whats the size"
…
and kept brining up this subject every time i stumbled upon this guy… and no, he wasn't joking, he was 100% serious.

i really wish this little story wasn't real. it was one of the most disturbing and ackward things i ever came across in my life…

What.

umm a guy wanted to hook me up with a girl, and all he asked about me is the size of my dick…

did i realy make this that unclear?

You should do what he says, he's obviously a pro at this sorta thing

No, don't. Any honest fellow would show you his first.

Is… is that like an exact transcript, or are you paraphrasing…? Really.

>Offers to hook you up with a girl
Oh, hey, thanks.
>Wants to know the size of your penis first

What's so weird about this? The man obviously wanted to know the size of your penis for a very good reason: He is a scientist who creates hookers with custom sized vajayjays.
Or..
maybe for something
else

paraphrased of course, do you really expect me to remember every bit of my conversation with this guy?

Your friend sucks, JJ.

One for asking you something like that (my friends never did when trying to hook me up, even in high school) and two for undermining the importance of technique.

not sure you should do it

never trust a person whos fetish is not known to you

This guy could help you.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/columns/luv-doc/

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How about you ask him the size of the girl's tool first? That way it can be more comfortable.

this is why our parents don't let us go outside at night

okay what is the rest of the story?

Let's just keep it this way. If he wants to hook you up with a girl but only after he knows how hung you are, clearly he has bad intentions. Don't tell it to him, the hooking up is most likely a lie. From what I read, this dude is trying to get a giggle out of you, nobody approaches a hookup based on dick size.

Or he's a fag who wants to know if you can please his manhole.

^This.

I don't trust anyone who asks about my dong like that.

Isn't it obvious why he was asking? He wanted to know so he could prepare her for the moment when you could

give her the dick