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­­­Alex Mercer wrote:

     The story begins when John Freeman who was looking for Hermann Fegelein decided to eat ALL THE COCKS!

~The fuckin’ end.
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…or is it? For the ride never ends, friend.

     They wanted to get off of some nasty hos that charged way too much for their home brew which looks disgusting, because it was covered in feces.
     John Freeman said: "tastes like crap".Suddenly Freeman saw the most dangerous combine soldier with his new fancy diamond encrusted toilet giant soda can so he can use the crowbar.. For great justice… Judge Ed declared for the PINGAS and the POOTIS.
     It is now the time where the last of the ass bandits were raiding some of John Freeman’s chocolate factories for some money in this thread again. But we raised the bar for James Cameron to dive even deeper to find atlantis. Why must we find Alantis underwater with french toast?

     SUDDENLY, JOHN FREEMAN is in canada riding a train to the frontier and get a brand new crowbar to do what he needs for saving Gordon Freeman! Kill the final boss of internet: "Niggerest faggot nigger". With the power of fried bacon like an ointment, they killed the derp fat pig and the great and Powerful Trixie cast a spell to enchant the WORLD OF NARNIA Sword of Severe with +25 damage and +50 resistance and +54 agility and fire retardant and -No crits cleaved through the magical rock of Charles Barkley’s Ultimate "toilet of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

     Oh hell no! But, why the "toilet of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" comes to my attention that the devil have a mormon jesus song about the story of the ugly son of a bitch? So anyway. I just saved My cheese bread with ham and fresh virgin souls, in the vault made of pure Dark black coffee.
     Then Gordon Freeman said “titty sprinkles”, THEN PUNCH SNOOKI RIGHT IN THE TERRIBLE NOSE JOB in the world where there is so very much tentacle porn shops where many schoolgirls bought tentacles for SCIENCE!

     Meanwhile, in the sonic recreation of Morgan Freeman that srinkled titties wow such brave audio ads played by Zombie Goasts. Some time later, in ancient Peru where titty sprinkles won the prize, what is it? A sack of actual monetary prizes from the minister of the ministers of the Vatican. But then suddenly there were explosions heard in the Temple of doom as the Doomguy revealed his considerably large sodding firearm that was loaded with energy cells powered by element and the guts.

     Later, the Heavy wanted huge sandvich while he kills blu man babies with tiny hats filled with lots spaghetti and more bombs than you could ever dream in huge multiverses like DC and not Marvel comics or DC comics with Morgan Freeman…and the ultimate Legion of Doom with chili dogs And Dog Dogs on sticks they decided to visit the fortress of big dildo queen in search of the holy golden Bloody Diseased PINGAS with nacho cheese.
     The council of Whateveristan has decided to attack "Somethingia" using his new gender to be to activate the ring of power and everyone died.
     But only one didn’t die, so he died afterwards.

(I want to become an hero now..)