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Last posted Aug 18, 2013 at 07:22AM EDT. Added Aug 14, 2013 at 10:38PM EDT
25 posts from 21 users

Best to do this to avoid the spam influx we had last time when people got this idea (although, with still less than 5 threads after 5 days, you all get my compliments for not overdoing it).

In here, you're all just as important to answer questions, and you can ask everyone that burning question you have on your mind. I'll just throw some standard questions below here, and followed by that will post a list of all the things people asked in both the recent AMAs and the mod AMAs from the past. Not everything and some will be edited as this is an all-users AMA, but I'll make certain to get most of it. I'll try to update the thread like once a day/week if enough new questions appeared, so people can come back later to answer a new batch to keep the thread rolling.

Of course you don't have to answer what you don't wish to, answer as much or as little as you feel comfortable with. Questions will be in sections, like personal, standard or silly questions, etc. Details are appreciated, but short answers will do just fine. Certain things like the opening introduction questions or the KYM stuff can also just be done as a short introduction paragraph to cover a lot of them at once.

Onwards to knowing more about you.


Who are you?
How old are you?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Where are you from?
What are you studying or are you planning to study?
Where do you work?
Are you currently in a relationship?
How are you doing right now?
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp?
Anything interesting happened lately?
Planning to do anything interesting soon?
What are your hobbies?
How long have you been doing said hobbies?
Any old hobbies you no longer do?
How do we become as awesome as you?
What type of sweet treats do you like?
What do you put on your sandwiches?
Do you even lift?
PC or Console?
Cats or Dogs?
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you?

When did you join KYM?
What is you main focus of activity on KYM?
How did you get the idea to use your current nick?
Do you enjoy your time on KYM?
How did you discover the site?
What got you to make an account?
What got you to start interacting with this community?
What is your opinion on the articles?
What is your opinion on the forums?
What is your opinion on the userbase?
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site?
Who is best and who is worst user?
Who is best and who is worst mod?
What advice would you give to new members?
Why don’t you love us anymore?

What fandoms are you part of?
Who's your favorite anime character?
Who's your favorite western animation character?
Who's your favorite vidya gaem character?
Who's best pone?
Who's best hamsteak?
Who's best tf2 class?
Who's your waifu?
Who's your husbando?
What's your favorite anime opening/credits?
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend?
Pico, Chico or Coco?
Yaranaika?

What's the best meme?
What are certain things?
Is this what you're expecting?
What is life?
What is love?
What is existence?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
What is the color of night?
Do you liek mudkips?
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ?
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe?
Why won't you die!?
What does the scouter say about his power level?!
Do you believe in magic?
In a young girls heart?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Imperial or stormcloak?
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift?
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop?
How do you feel about boingy bits?
Are you on fire?
Who's the final boss of the internet?
Is this real life?
Is shibe best doge?
What do all true warriors strive for?
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey?
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior?
Zombie Apocalypse! What now?

Are mods asleep?
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread?
Did you check your privelege?

Last edited Aug 14, 2013 at 10:52PM EDT

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

RandomMan: Who held the best AMA thread? (Clearly my AYA thread doesn't count, we wouldn't want to wipe the competition, after all.)

Did any of you ever beat the length of my mod AMA? (The answer to your question is obvious.)

Although best depends on the way questions were answered, like Olivia for example just made one during the staff AMAs for the hell of it and it immediatly started with a question about Don's butt after she made questions like that in all the staff AMA's.

Last edited Aug 14, 2013 at 11:18PM EDT

Who are you? Some lameass geexicon nerdmaxor ponyfurfag
How old are you? 26
Are you a boy or a girl? Man
Where are you from? New Zealand
What are you studying or are you planning to study? With my postgrad in computer science already under my belt, at some point I want to get a Master Degree in computer engineering
Where do you work? Nowhere, lol. I'm in between jobs right now, hence all the time I have to play BL2
Are you currently in a relationship? Sigh
How are you doing right now? Surviving
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? WAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
Anything interesting happened lately? Nah
Planning to do anything interesting soon? Getting drunk next weekend, as usual
What are your hobbies? Ponies, Games, Bikes, Alcohol
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Ponies, recently. Alcohol, since university, Games and Bikes, since the beginning
Any old hobbies you no longer do? I kinda stopped painting
How do we become as awesome as you? It's all about character, baby. Keep putting on a show and maybe you too can become a forum mod with more karma than posts
Do you enjoy sickeningly sweet treats? What kind are we talking here?
What do you put on your sandwiches? Ham, cheese and mesculin with egg mayo and english mustard
Do you even lift? Sometimes. I have a dumbbell set but don't use it enough
PC or Console? PC MASTER RACE, OBVIOUSLY
Cats or Dogs? Cats. I love my kitty
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? As one of the most tenacious posters on this forum, HELL YES!
When did you join KYM? A year and half ago
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Death to all spam threads
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? I wanted to have more character on forums. My usual nick 'Yokalessence' is unique but non-characterizable. For some reason when thinking of a character, I randomly thought "lets pretend to be the actual BSOD" and without thinking much further I rolled with it. It actually kinda worked
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? Yes
How did you discover the site? Memebase
What got you to make an account? A certain pony image
What got you to start interacting with this community? Ponies
What is your opinion on the articles? When well written, they are useful for explaining some internet in-jokes I often don't get
What is your opinion on the forums? One massive depraved container ship, shipping an entire population of users from New York to Hong Kong
What is your opinion on the userbase? Cargo in said ship
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? Alcoholics
Who is best and who is worst user? Alex mercer is the best user, can't think of the worst
Who is best and who is worst mod? I'm obviously the best mod, won't say who is worst in fear of getting banned
What advice would you give to new members? Ponies belong in the pony thread
Why don’t you love us anymore? Don't say that babe, you know I'll always love you
What fandoms are you part of? Ponies and hamsteak
Who’s your favorite anime character? Umm…. Shit I don't know
Who’s your favorite western animation character? Batman
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Duke Nukem
Who’s best pone? Lyra
Who’s best hamsteak? Karkat
Who’s best tf2 class? Scout
Who’s your waifu? Lyra
Who’s your husbando? Braeburn
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Pokemon theme song by far
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? I don't know
Pico, Chico or Coco? What?
Yaranaika? Shall we do it?
What’s the best meme? The BSOD
What are certain things? Things that are certain
Is this what you’re expecting? Yes
What is life? love
What is love? existence
What is existence? life
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42
What is the color of night? N/A
Do you liek mudkips? No
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? No
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? Misty is a man
Why won’t you die!? You can't kill the BSOD! You can only reset your computer!
What does the scouter say about his power level?! It's just 900. Laughable. Nappa, kill him
Do you believe in magic? No
In a young girls heart? Huh?
Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? Ugh
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ur a fgt lel
Imperial or stormcloak? Imperial
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? No
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? 468
How do you feel about boingy bits? Intriguing
Are you on fire? Yes
Who’s the final boss of the internet? Hussie
Is this real life? Is this just Fantasy?
Is shibe best doge? Who's a good boy? Yes you are! Yes you are!
What do all true warriors strive for? Attention
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? I can't sleep now. There's someone WRONG on the internet!
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Sorry, I only believe in Carl Sagan
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? [loads shotgun]
Are mods asleep? All of them except me
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? They'd be mass locked within a week
Did you check your privilege? Never

Last edited Aug 14, 2013 at 11:36PM EDT

Who are you? I would prefer no to divulge my real identity
How old are you? I wouldn't like to answer that, either.
Are you a boy or a girl? Asexual.
Where are you from? America's hat.
What are you studying or are you planning to study? I'm planning on studying programming.
Where do you work? No Job.
Are you currently in a relationship? no. foreveralone.jpg
How are you doing right now? feelin' fine.
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Anything interesting happened lately? My Birthday.
Planning to do anything interesting soon? no.
What are your hobbies? Internet.
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Like 2-3 years.
Any old hobbies you no longer do? Reading.
How do we become as awesome as you? Become a grand wizard. (Not of the KKK variety.)
What type of sweet treats do you like? Any.
What do you put on your sandwiches? Meat.
Do you even lift? no. BUT DO YOU EVEN GIFT?
PC or Console? PC.
Cats or Dogs? Doges.
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? YESH.
When did you join KYM? About 2 years ago.
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? JFF Forum.
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? It was from my avatar when I was a noob.
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? Yes.
How did you discover the site? Weegee.
What got you to make an account? The Jeopardy game. Back when guys like suiseiseki and drpepperfan were around.
What got you to start interacting with this community? Dunno.
What is your opinion on the articles? Okay.
What is your opinion on the forums? HAMAAAAZIIIING
What is your opinion on the userbase? It's a mix. There are some assholes, but there are some pretty cool guys, too.
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? Mods = Gods.
Who is best and who is worst user? Best: Me. Worst: Warcraftnerd123
Who is best and who is worst mod? Best: RandomMan. Worst: RandomMan.
What advice would you give to new members? Lurk Moar. Always Lurk Moar.
Why don’t you love us anymore? I STILL WUV U
What fandoms are you part of? JoJo's Bizarre adventure, if that counts.
Who’s your favorite anime character? Joseph Joestar.
Who’s your favorite western animation character? None.
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? (Captain Falcon)
Who’s best pone? none of them.
Who’s best hamsteak? None of them.
Who’s best tf2 class? Snipper.
Who’s your waifu? Bounces around a lot.
Who’s your husbando? N/A
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Fist of the North Star OP 1. YOU WA SHOCK
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? I'd definitely have to recommend Fist of the North Star.
Pico, Chico or Coco? None of them.
Yaranaika? wat.
What’s the best meme? Falcon punch.
What are certain things? Certain Things.
Is this what you’re expecting? I don't know what I expected.
What is life? 42.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
What is existence? Fuck if I know.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European?
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Definitely not 42.
What is the color of night? The same color as the color of magic.
Do you liek mudkips? I liek mudkips.
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? sadly, no.
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? a coma.
Why won’t you die!? I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!
What does the scouter say about his power level?! It's 1006. Oh, wait, it's upside down.
Do you believe in magic? Yes.
In a young girls heart? How the music can free her whenever it starts?
Is mayonnaise an instrument? No patrick, mayonnaise isn't an instrument. Relish isn't an instrument either.
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? 5 dead babies.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals…
Imperial or stormcloak? Neither.
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? No.
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? It depends.
How do you feel about boingy bits? They're sure boingy, alright.
Are you on fire? No two people are not on fire. aww.
Who’s the final boss of the internet? Rainbow Bunchie.
Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?
Is shibe best doge? Yes.
What do all true warriors strive for? Dinner.
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? not now, dear. Browsing the internet.
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? What are the perks?
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? Kill Self.
Are mods asleep? Yes. POST PONIES!
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? Hell if I know.
Did you check your privelege? I always check it at the door.

Who are you? >implying I'd give my real name on the internets
How old are you? 19
*Are you a boy or a girl?
It's nice to see you're not just defaulting to "NO GIRLS ON TEH INTERNET LOLOLOLOLOL." Anyway, I'm male.
Where are you from? The UK. And no, I do not follow the stereotypes. I don't even like tea (or any hot drink, for that matter).
What are you studying or planning to study? Computing. As in more advanced stuff.
Where do you work? Employment? for me? Don't make me laugh.
Are you currently in a relationship? nope.avi
How are you doing right now? Results day today, mother**kers, looking forward to it.
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? What the Shazbot?
Anything interesting happened lately? nope.avi
Planning to do anything interesting soon? Define 'soon'
What are your hobbies? Internets, vidya gaems.
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Internets = the majority of my life. Vidya = my earliest memories are of playing the classic Sonic games. So basically all my life.
Any old hobbies you no longer do? nope.avi
How do we become as awesome as you? You don't. Because I'm not awesome.
What type of sweet treats do you like? More definition needed.
What do you put on your sandwiches? Jam, cheese, ham…. I want to learn how to make a bacon sandwich, though, because we all know bacon is the best.
Do you even lift? Why would I want to lift?
PC or Console? Why not have both? (I am currently only using my PC, as I cannot have my consoles with me right now.)
Cats or Dogs? Cats. And doge.
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? Probably not.
When did you join KYM? About 3 years ago.
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Forums and le comments.
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? I'm a Doctor Who fan. That and I usually use this name nowadays.
Do you enjoy your time on KYM?Indeed!
How did you discover the site? Haha, I HAVE NO IDEA!
What got you to make an account? I guess I just wanted to interact…
What got you to start interacting with this community? I HAVE NO IDEA!
What is your opinion on the articles? You have the great ones and the ****. And then the ones which would have potential if put into an article with similar ones (I'm thinking "GET A LOAD OF THIS!" here. That line alone is not worth an article. But if we put it with every other line like that in a Sonic game, then who knows?)
What is your opinion on the forums? 's alright.
What is your opinion on the userbase? >implying we can generalise the users
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? Meh. Nothing to complain about.
Who is best and who is worst user/mod? I cannot answer these two questions, hence I put them into one line.
What advice would you give to new members? Unless you're CONFIDENT you know of a meme we don't , do not attempt to make an article. Even if you are sure, READ THE GUIDE ON MAKING AN ARTICLE.
Why don’t you love us anymore? What is love?
What fandoms are you part of? I'll list my 4 main interests here – Sonic, Doctor Who, Touhou, Homestuck.
Who’s your favorite anime character? I don't watch any anime, sorry.
Who’s your favorite western animation character? I don't watch any cartoons, either.
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Sonic.
Who’s best pone? Count yourself lucky I'm even bothering wasting post space to answer this. Don't like any.
*Who’s best hamsteak?
Nepeta, or course! (She's my desktop background for a reason :33)
Who’s best tf2 class? Scout because GOTTA GO FAST
Who’s your waifu? I don't have one.
Who’s your husbando? See above
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Again, I don't watch any.
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? I recommend Doctor Who if you're looking for long-running sci fi. And if you like convoluted plots and lots of death (or vidya gaem references), then Homestuck is for you!
Pico, Chico or Coco? dafuq
Yaranaika? dafuq
What’s the best meme? There is no best meme
What are certain things? Hey, this was a response to something in the first post of my AMA.
Is this what you’re expecting? Many questions? whoa.
What is life? The product of a wonderful molecule that can replicate itself.
What is love? Something I don't understand
What is existence? Existence = everything. everything = life + universe, therefore everything = 42.
*What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I don't get it.*
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42
What is the color of night? There isn't one. night is merely the lack of sunlight.
Do you liek mudkips? Because meme
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? Haven't tried the latter
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? POKEYMANS, DUH.
Why won’t you die!? I'm only 19. Way too early for a natural death, and there Is little risk of an unnatural one.
What does the scouter say about his power level? 88888888….. 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH!
Do you believe in magic? Nope.
In a young girls heart? hudda hudda huh!
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Where did I leave that Bolt GP?
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? Irrelevant. Whoever set it up is a monster either way.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? You can tell I started to copy and paste the questions at this point, for the simple fact that it's uncensored.
Imperial or stormcloak? What's the reference here?
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? Just try and take it. Insert Doomsday Zone BGM here.
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? I don't think they're a thing here in the UK.
How do you feel about boingy bits? You mean tits, right?
Are you on fire? Nope.
Who’s the final boss of the internet? The MCP in Trickster Mode riding a pony, carrying the Rainblower and firing Master Sparks, while standing on top of the barrel from Carnival Night Zone, with over 9000 arms holding various weapons, and basically a reference to every meme ever.
Is this real life? Indeed.*
Is shibe best doge? shibe is doge and doge is shibe. this is truth of universe.
What do all true warriors strive for? uhhh…. holla holla get dolla?
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? "BACK" to bed? It's quarter past 11 in the morning!
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Nope. Explosion Sign"Peta Flere"
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? [VGS]
Are mods asleep? Nope. There needs to be one awake at all times to fight the spambots.
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread I HAVE NO IDEA.
*Did you check your privelege? No.

And I suggest one myself.
John Madden?

Who are you? level4outbreak. It's to the left of this post. Can't you read?
How old are you? 22
Are you a boy or a girl? Man
Where are you from? Somewhere in New York
What are you studying or are you planning to study? I am currently working on my Master's degree in Information Science concentrating on librarianship.
Where do you work? I work in my University's library systems' preservation lab where I repair books.
Are you currently in a relationship? No. Are you interested or something?
How are you doing right now? Doing pretty well. Can't complain too much.
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? No.
Anything interesting happened lately? Today is my last day of my summer volunteer job at a local college library.
Planning to do anything interesting soon? Going to be moving into my own apartment on Sunday. It's a studio apartment so I don't have to live with anyone anymore. Can't wait!
What are your hobbies? Playing music, fiction writing, and reading
How long have you been doing said hobbies? For a really long time. Since elementary school at the very least. Although I did have a very long break from the writing when I felt discouraged enough about the self-perceived quality of my work that I completely stopped. But 2 years ago, an encounter with one of my favorite authors inspired me to start writing again (yes the author is George RR Martin).
Any old hobbies you no longer do? I used to draw.
How do we become as awesome as you? I not really giving a shit about wanting to be awesome.
What type of sweet treats do you like? I love peppermint hard candies. I'm literally addicted to anything that tastes like peppermint.
What do you put on your sandwiches? Meat. Sometimes lettuce.
Do you even lift? Sometimes. I should make it a more consistent habit.
PC or Console? PC
Cats or Dogs? Dogs
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? Sure, why not?
When did you join KYM? Around the end of March of this year.
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? I mainly hang out on the forums and comment on articles and images.
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? From this song.
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? Yeah, I can definitely say that I enjoy it here.
How did you discover the site? TVTropes.
What got you to make an account? I had lurked for almost two years and it was only a couple of months ago that I decided that I wanted to actually interact with the community.
What got you to start interacting with this community? See above.
What is your opinion on the articles? There are some really good ones and some really bad ones.
What is your opinion on the forums? I like the forums quite a bit.
What is your opinion on the userbase? They're pretty good for the most part.
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? They're cool people.
Who is best and who is worst user? Best: Clearly, it's me. Worst: wn12345
Who is best and who is worst mod? Best: Any mod that isn't RandomMan. Worst: RandomMan :p
What advice would you give to new members? Don't write new articles until you've actually read through the well-written ones. You aren't doing anyone any favors by writing crappy entries.
Why don’t you love us anymore? I never said I didn't…
What fandoms are you part of? A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Adventure Time, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and anime in general.
Who’s your favorite anime character? Himura Kenshin
Who’s your favorite western animation character? Finn the Human
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Minsc from the Baldur's Gate series.
Who’s best pone? Pinkie Pie
Who’s best hamsteak? What?
Who’s best tf2 class? I typically use either Sniper or Pyro so it's a toss-up between those two.
Who’s your waifu? Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
Who’s your husbando? Can real people count? If so, Henry Rollins.
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Attack on Titan, obviously.
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? Game of Thrones.
Pico, Chico or Coco? Not sure what you're asking here.
Yaranaika? Shall we do it?
What’s the best meme? I like "Brace Yourselves. X is Coming" quite a bit.
What are certain things? Things that are certain.
Is this what you’re expecting? Not really.
What is life? Living on your own terms.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
What is existence? Neither benevolent nor malevolent. It merely is.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European swallow?
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42
What is the color of night? There is no color. It's just an absence of light.
Do you liek mudkips? Don't really care much for them.
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? I don't use butter on anything.
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? Hell if I know.
Why won’t you die!? Because I'm a Time Lord.
What does the scouter say about his power level?! 9000 exactly. Good thing, too. Any higher than that would be a problem.
Do you believe in magic? No.
In a young girls heart? No.
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Sure, why not?
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? No, I think I need that.
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? Twelve… No wait! Thirteen!
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? Because someone is wrong on the Internet!
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? No, Azor Ahai is my one true lord and savior. The night is dark and full of terrors.
Did you check your privelege? Nope. I figure it's kind of like checking the oil in your car in that you only have to check it every once in a while.

Last edited Aug 15, 2013 at 08:36AM EDT

Who are you? Just call me daddy!

How old are you? Twenty in human years, 1.9 in dog years, 1.7 in cat years, and twenty in Lyra years.
Are you a boy or a girl? Femme fatale.
Where are you from? Originally? California. Now? England.
What are you studying or are you planning to study? Psychology.
Where do you work? Food!
Are you currently in a relationship? You know it… ;)
How are you doing right now? Hungover
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp?

Anything interesting happened lately? Vacation.
Planning to do anything interesting soon? I hope to… ;)
What are your hobbies? Paintball, Vidya Gaem, Sight Seeing, and Perverted Antics.
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Ever since I lost my innocence.
Any old hobbies you no longer do? Hunting.
How do we become as awesome as you? Be good enough to date RandomMan.
What type of sweet treats do you like?

What do you put on your sandwiches? Depends. Bread, Chicken, Bacon, Fries, Lettuce, Bacon, Onion Rings, Bacon, Bread, and did I mention Bacon?
Do you even lift? No, but I punch.
PC or Console? Both.
Cats or Dogs? Both
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? Most likely.
When did you join KYM? February 11th of 2013.
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Porn. (Lel… JFF and PG.)
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? I've had it for a long time, and hold it very dear to me.
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? What time? I'm on here nonstop!
How did you discover the site? A year ago, when I wanted to look up some dirty sex jokes, "If You Know What I Mean?" popped up as a result. That was the day that ruined me forever… :)
What got you to make an account? My discovery of the forums.
What got you to start interacting with this community? People who I could relate to.
What is your opinion on the articles? Need to look them up.
What is your opinion on the forums? Absolutely vivid. If it exists, there has to be forum for it, and so far I've enjoyed many I've been in.
What is your opinion on the userbase? It's a hit or miss in those who you can agree with, but that doesn't mean you can't get to know them better.
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? They do an outstanding job keeping the site in check, keeping spam out, and making the site as well organized as possible. Thanks guys!
Who is best and who is worst user?
Best:
Worst (You Know Who You Are!):
Who is best and who is worst mod?
*Best (Dear):

Worst: Error! 404!
What advice would you give to new members? Don't be a jerk at first, even if it's jokingly. Let people get to know you, then be a jerk jokingly. They'll get you better, and probably join in on your prank.
Why don’t you love us anymore? Mi amor, la mejor de mi vida es tu.
What fandoms are you part of? Brony, TF2, and some others I'm not certain are fandoms.
Who’s your favorite anime character? Only one!? Gosh… it'd have to be Blair, cause I love cats and Nekos, and want to be one.
Who’s your favorite western animation character? The Warner Bros! Oh, and their sister, Dot.
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Conker T. Squirrel. Cause it's gonna be one of those days.

Who’s best pone?


Who’s best hamsteak? Sollux
Who’s best tf2 class? Putis
Who’s your waifu?


Who’s your husbando?


What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Wow… this is so difficult… um… AH! Pass!
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? If I say my recommended show, most people here would chase me down…
Pico, Chico or Coco? ÂżQuĂŠ?
Yaranaika? Let me rephrase that… ¿Qué?
What’s the best meme? If You Know What I Mean?
What are certain things? We've all been born. That's a certain.
Is this what you’re expecting? I expect more from you.
What is life? Life's a bitch, and then you die! That's why we get high! Cause you never know when you're gonna go!
What is love? Sharing everyday with someone you'd do anything for, remaining faithful to them, and spending it together doing things you enjoy.
What is existence? Life, but better!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Swallow?
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42 and 42 × 10
What is the color of night? Radiation.
Do you liek mudkips? I love Mudkips!
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? Labels!
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? Brock has eyes… _
Why won't you die?

What does the scouter say about his power level?! It's… it's… greater than or equal to nine thousand and one!
Do you believe in magic? I believe! I BELIEVE!!!
In a young girls heart?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Go Be Stupid Somewhere Else!
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? Five Babies
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? THIS!

Imperial or stormcloak? Stormtrooper.
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift?

How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? Oh, you're gonna work for it… ;)
How do you feel about boingy bits? I like bouncy bits better.
Are you on fire?

Who’s the final boss of the internet? Educational Television.
Is this real life? So intense…
Is shibe best doge? Only if I give him a leash.
What do all true warriors strive for? Money and the power…
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? Oh, you know I will… ;)
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Ogre my dead body… get it? Ogre? But yes I do.
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? Well if you can't beat them, join them!

Are mods asleep? Not RandomMan… ;)
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread?
Fairly.
Did you check your privelege?
Sufficient Privilege.

Last edited Aug 15, 2013 at 08:59AM EDT
Who are you? Maik
How old are you? OVER NINETHOUSAND
Are you a boy or a girl? Male
Where are you from? Gemany
What are you studying or are you planning to study? Yes
Where do you work? Somewhere
Are you currently in a relationship? …
How are you doing right now? Fap
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? Waaaa- No
Anything interesting happened lately? No
Planning to do anything interesting soon? No
What are your hobbies? None
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Never
Any old hobbies you no longer do? "Friendship"
How do we become as awesome as you? Never
What type of sweet treats do you like? Just For Fun
What do you put on your sandwiches? Bread
Do you even lift? No
PC or Console? PC
Cats or Dogs? Ponies (or Cats)
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? No

When did you join KYM? 06/26/13 09:32:07 AM
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Spam
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? As I Visited The Colloseum
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? No
How did you discover the site? Never
What got you to make an account? Nothing
What got you to start interacting with this community? Nothing
What is your opinion on the articles? None
What is your opinion on the forums? None
What is your opinion on the userbase? None
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? None
Who is best and who is worst user? Best: Everyone Worst: "Maikcollos"
Who is best and who is worst mod? Best: EVERYONE Worst: Your Mother
What advice would you give to new members? None
Why don’t you love us anymore? I Never Loved You!

What fandoms are you part of? Bronydom, SCPdom and the Condom (Cant Await The Condomcon)
Who’s your favorite anime character? SCP-049
Who’s your favorite western animation character? Sanic The hegehog
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? SCP-173
Who’s best pone? Twailaight Spakle
Who’s best hamsteak? Beef Steak
Who’s best tf2 class? Medic
Who’s your waifu? SCP-682
Who’s your husbando? SCP-682
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Pókeymonn
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? None
Pico, Chico or Coco? What?
Yaranaika? YA ranaika

What’s the best meme? Sanic
What are certain things? What Are Curtain Things?
Is this what you’re expecting? No
What is life? Andromeda Don't Hurt Me No More
What is love? 42
What is existence? SCP-055
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Curtain
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Friendship
What is the color of night? Orange
Do you liek mudkips? No
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? MAN DATS SUM GUD ASS SHIT
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? Missingno.
Why won’t you die!? Cuz Yo Mama
What does the scouter say about his power level?! ITS OVER NO THOUSAND
Do you believe in magic? No
In a young girls heart? No
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Randomman Mayonnaise is not a insturment! No Randomman, horseradish is not an instrument either!

Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? Torture Them!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Texas Is Dumb
Imperial or stormcloak? None
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? No
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? …
How do you feel about boingy bits? …
Are you on fire? Yes
Who’s the final boss of the internet? SCP-169
Is this real life? NO THIS IS NOOOO
Is shibe best doge? Shibe is doge Muthafucka
What do all true warriors strive for? Sex
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? I Watch My Little Pony!
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Suprisingly Yes!
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? Suicide

Are mods asleep? Yes!
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? I don't Care
Did you check your privelege? No
Last edited Aug 15, 2013 at 09:13AM EDT

Who are you? The Frosty Lich, Lich, Liche, Gespenst or Jojo.
How old are you? 20
Are you a boy or a girl? Dude
Where are you from? Virginia
What are you studying or are you planning to study? Nothing right now
Where do you work? No wheres, sadly
Are you currently in a relationship? Nah…
How are you doing right now? Alright
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? Stop that
Anything interesting happened lately? Nu-uh
Planning to do anything interesting soon? Nope
What are your hobbies? I guess WoW is a hobby
How long have you been doing said hobbies? 4 or 5 years, maybe.
Any old hobbies you no longer do? Drawing
How do we become as awesome as you? Do nothing, I'm not awesome
What type of sweet treats do you like? Cream Cheese Cherry Danishes
What do you put on your sandwiches? I just eat the bologna by itself
Do you even lift? Not really
PC or Console? PC
Cats or Dogs? I like cats more, but I can't live without both
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? I can try
When did you join KYM? 10/25/11
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Posting on the forums, changing my avatar and profile music
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? It's a stupid story and I don't wanna get into it
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? Mhmm. Not as much as I use to. But, I'll still stay.
How did you discover the site? My brother
What got you to make an account? Wanted to post comments on memes and just be an ass
What got you to start interacting with this community? Wanted to turn over a new leaf and not become an ass
What is your opinion on the articles? N/A
What is your opinion on the forums? Could be more entertaining
What is your opinion on the userbase? Could be better
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? I love Amandab, RandomMan, Drpepperfan, PimpAbra, and Olivia. Talk shit get hit!
Who is best and who is worst user? I like a lot of users and dislike a lot too
Who is best and who is worst mod? I'll be banned if I answered
What advice would you give to new members? Don't be annoying
Why don’t you love us anymore? Because you don't look at me when we make love!
What fandoms are you part of? I'm only "ankle deep" in fandoms. Don't wanna drown in drama
Who’s your favorite anime character? Homura Akemi
Who’s your favorite western animation character? Courage the Cowardly Dog
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Sonic the Hedgehog
Who’s best pone? Luna
Who’s best hamsteak? Gamzee
Who’s best tf2 class? Demo
Who’s your waifu? Ran Yakumo, Flandre Scarlet, and Akemi Homura
Who’s your husbando? None
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Robotic/Notes opening and Madoka Magica's ending
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? Just go whatever you feel like
Pico, Chico or Coco? no
Yaranaika? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What’s the best meme?
What are certain things? They're certain
Is this what you’re expecting? Mhmm
What is life? A Godsend
What is love? A painful delight
What is existence? Everything that exists through your eyes
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Dude, I don't even remember what I ate yesterday
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? To live life without questions
What is the color of night? It's more of a shade, but I presume black?
Do you liek mudkips? Naw, Torchic all the way
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? I don't like butter much
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? There's a secret? Tell me!
Why won’t you die!? Because you suck at aiming!
What does the scouter say about his power level?! 8000…
Do you believe in magic? Eh..
In a young girls heart? Lets not
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Hell yeah
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? Dude..
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? YA HEARD ME, BITCH!
Imperial or stormcloak? Stormcloacks
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? No
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? What are you? A pansy? Bite that shit!
How do you feel about boingy bits? What kind of "boingy bits"?
Are you on fire? Yes, please get some water
Who’s the final boss of the internet? Our shadow selves
Is this real life? mhmm
Is shibe best doge? All the dogs are the best!
What do all true warriors strive for? To be useful in the war
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? Because you're in it
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? No
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? Become one
Are mods asleep? If they are, I am too
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? idk?
Did you check your privelege? I don't bother

Who are you? I'm Yuki Judai as of late, but always Free Cake.
How old are you? [Classified Information]
Are you a boy or a girl? In the eyes of the Jewish community, I am a man.
Where are you from? Baltimore, Maryland.
What are you studying or are you planning to study? Hah!
Where do you work? Double hah!
Are you currently in a relationship? Triple hah!
How are you doing right now? Pretty good, actually.
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? …Hi?
Anything interesting happened lately? In the universe? Probably. With me, specifically? Nope.
Planning to do anything interesting soon? Going to NYC for a few days, meet family, etc.
What are your hobbies? Vidya, YGO and Internet.
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Since I was a wee lad.
Any old hobbies you no longer do? Not really, no.
How do we become as awesome as you? That would require you to become less awesome.
What type of sweet treats do you like? Anything sour. "Sweet treats" = candy! Sour candy!
What do you put on your sandwiches? I don't eat sandwiches. I deconstruct them and eat the ingredients separately.
Do you even lift? God no.
PC or Console? PC and Gamecube.
Cats or Dogs? Cats.
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? That's the idea.
When did you join KYM? A year ago, but I lurked for a year before that.
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Image galleries and forums.
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? I rewatched all of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX.
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? Why would I still be here if I didn't?
How did you discover the site? From the old Rocketboom videos. R.I.P
What got you to make an account? I think it was a new year and I just felt like it.
What got you to start interacting with this community? Ponies.
What is your opinion on the articles? Very useful.
What is your opinion on the forums? Entertaining, somehow.
What is your opinion on the userbase? Pretty good overall.
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? I have only positive things to say about them.
Who is best and who is worst user? Platus is love. Worst: Adbots.
Who is best and who is worst mod? Platus is life. Worst: N/A.
What advice would you give to new members? Be gung-ho and naive because you won't have an excuse to later.
Why don’t you love us anymore? Us?
What fandoms are you part of? MLP, YGO.
Who’s your favorite anime character? Yuki Judai.
Who’s your favorite western animation character? Samurai Jack.
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Pit.
Who’s best pone? Rarity, of course.
Who’s best hamsteak? I don't get it.
Who’s best tf2 class? Scout or Spy.
Who’s your waifu? N/A. I ship kawaii girls with other kawaii girls.
Who’s your husbando? Lelouch.
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? So many to choose from…
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, go figure.
Pico, Chico or Coco? Am I really going to be the first person to actually answer this? (Unless I get ninja'd, of course.) Fine, Pico, ya' plebs.
Yaranaika? We shall.
What’s the best meme? MADs.
What are certain things? There are no certain things.
Is this what you’re expecting? If by "this", you mean for RandomMan to make an AMA General with 83 questions right off the bat which will probably get 10 pages in a week, then no, I did not expect this.
What is life? Existence with Love.
What is love? Existence of Life.
What is existence? Love of Life.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Eh.
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Beyond my comprehension.
What is the color of night? Sky-color.
Do you liek mudkips? More of a Squirtle guy myself.
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!? I don't think it's as difficult as people make it out to be.
What’s the secret of the Pokemon universe? Colosseum is the best game.
Why won’t you die!? A Yu-Gi-Oh! protagonist? Dying? Certainly you jest!
What does the scouter say about his power level?! You tell me.
Do you believe in magic? Yes.
In a young girls heart? What about a young girls heart?
Is mayonnaise an instrument? With the right attitude.
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? Double ugh.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Y-you, too.
Imperial or stormcloak? Imperial.
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? These things don't grow on trees, you know.
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? The world may never know.
How do you feel about boingy bits? That's a funny way of saying it.
Are you on fire? Lemme' check. Oh, looks like I am.
Who’s the final boss of the internet? The Internet itself.
Is this real life? I'd bet money on it.
Is shibe best doge? Not in my eyes.
What do all true warriors strive for? A kiss, for luck.
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? Sleep is for the weak.
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Refer to question three.
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? Ded.
Are mods asleep? The likelihood of all of them being asleep at the same time is pretty slim.
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? Without RandomMan's guidance, all would be lost.
Did you check your privelege? Lemme' check. Looks like it.
BONUS QUESTION: John Madden? Aeiou.

Last edited Aug 15, 2013 at 11:20AM EDT

Who are you?:

How old are you?:15, My brithday pasted a while ago.

Are you a boy or a girl?:Did you even read at my username

Where are you from?:USA WI

Anything interesting happened lately?: I've moved a few weeks ago, I love the new house and is view of the land but we couldn't get internet for a while. That's why I haven't been posting recently.

What are your hobbies?: Video Games, Books, Moiv-Blahblahblah and all of that, But I've actully been going to a games workshop weekly to build Warhammer 40k models.

How long have you been doing said hobbies?: Started warhammer 40k when I was 12, but I started again geting a new 40k set.

How do we become as awesome as you?:By not being lazy.

Do you even lift?:I've been using a bar attach to my bedroom door for Pull Ups, So yes.

PC or Console?:Both, but Supmere Commander will always be better then Halo.

Cats or Dogs?:Cats

When did you join KYM?:October 29th 2011

What is you main focus of activity on KYM?:Forum Posting.

How did you discover the site?: Early Know Your Meme Episodes.

What got you to make an account?: When I found out there's a forum.

What got you to start interacting with this community?:JFF Board

What advice would you give to new members?:Check the rules and post smart or lurk moar.

Who’s best pone?:Tied bewteen Fluttershu and Twlight.

Who’s best hamsteak?:I need to reread Act 5 Act 1 to be sure.

Who’s best tf2 class?:Medic.

Who’s your waifu?:It has nothing to being a dewott.

What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend?: Let me tell you about homestuck.

What are certain things?: is when someone wants to look more like.

What is life?:A Game, But not The Game.

Do you liek mudkips?:OF CORUSE!

Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!?:I'm too skiny to found out.

What’s the secret of the pokemon universe?: A = (3 * HPmax – 2 * Hpcurrent) * rate * Bonus ball / 3 * hpmax * Bonus status, Now you can Catch'em All.

Are you on fire?:I can't be, I'm a dewott.

What do all true warriors strive for?:Big Macs.

Zombie Apocalypse! What now?:Feed your cat so you won't Worry about it later.

Last edited Aug 15, 2013 at 06:52PM EDT

Who are you?
I'm Mr. Scratch. You can call me Scratch, Scratchie, Scwatch, Scritch…

How old are you?
19.

Are you a boy or a girl?
Boyo.

Where are you from?
Some country in Eastern Europe.

What are you studying or are you planning to study?
I'm studying programming at a local university.

Where do you work?
I'm unemployed.

Are you currently in a relationship?
No.

How are you doing right now?
Nothing. Posting in this thread and stuff…

Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp?

Anything interesting happened lately?
There's nothing new under the sun…

Planning to do anything interesting soon?
Define interesting…

What are your hobbies?
Computers, internet, video games.

How long have you been doing said hobbies?
A long time.

Any old hobbies you no longer do?
Collecting cards and coins.

How do we become as awesome as you?
Don't.

What type of sweet treats do you like?
Candy, cake, pie…

What do you put on your sandwiches?
Cheese, meat, ketchup…

Do you even lift?

PC or Console?
PC Master Race.

Cats or Dogs?
Cats.

Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you?
I'll try…

When did you join KYM?
April 2012.

What is you main focus of activity on KYM?
Uploading JoJo's Bizarre Adventure related stuff.

How did you get the idea to use your current nick?
That's the name of the Big Bad in Alan Wake: American Nightmare.

Do you enjoy your time on KYM?

How did you discover the site?
I forgot…

What got you to make an account?
I wanted to upload an image.

What got you to start interacting with this community?
You seemed like a nice bunch…

What is your opinion on the articles?
They're okay.

What is your opinion on the forums?
They're okay.

What is your opinion on the userbase?
It's okay.

What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site?
It's okay.

Who is best and who is worst user?
I don't pick favorites.

Who is best and who is worst mod?
See the previous answer.

What advice would you give to new members?
Know your place here.

Why don’t you love us anymore?
We grew apart…

What fandoms are you part of?
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Who’s your favorite anime manga character?
Yoshikage Kira from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Who’s your favorite western animation character?
Edd from Ed Edd & Eddy.

Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character?
Too many to choose from.

Who’s best pone?
Rarity.

Who’s best hamsteak?
Cooked.

Who’s best tf2 class?
Medic.

Who’s your waifu?
Doctor Dala from Fallout New Vegas: Old World Blues.

Who’s your husbando?
I have a waifu, thank you very much…

What’s your favorite anime opening/credits?
SONO CHI NO SADAME! JOOOOOJO!

What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend?
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. It's good. Go read/watch it.

Pico, Chico or Coco?
YA YA YE COCO JUMBO YA YA YE

Yaranaika?

What’s the best meme?
I don't pick favorites.

What are certain things?
The next thing you're going to say is: "Is this what you’re expecting?"

Is this what you’re expecting?

What is life?
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

What is love?
Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope… Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

What is existence?
Simply existing.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
[insert Monty Python reference here]

What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Dubs.

What is the color of night?
I like my nights dark blue with a tint of purple.

Do you liek mudkips?
They're okay.

Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ?

What’s the secret of the pokemon universe?
It was his sled.

Why won’t you die!?
You're not hitting me hard enough.

What does the scouter say about his power level?!
It's 1006.

Do you believe in magic?
Maybe.

In a young girls heart?
How the music can free her, whenever it starts.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?
If you think it is, it is.

Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags?
Improper recycling.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Hi.

Imperial or stormcloak?
Nobody cares about your silly Civil War.

Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift?
No.

How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop?
Just bite it.

How do you feel about boingy bits?
They're okay.

Are you on fire?
I don't know. I haven't check that for a while.

Who’s the final boss of the internet?
RandomMan. You beat him in a quick-time event.

Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy.

Is shibe best doge?
It's okay.

What do all true warriors strive for?
Dubs.

Why don’t you come back to bed, honey?
Quiet, I'm posting in a thread on KYM.

Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior?
Not JoJo related enough.

Zombie Apocalypse! What now?

Are mods asleep?
I don't know. Go ask them.

How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread?
For as long as they are destined to go.

Did you check your privelege dubs?

Last edited Aug 15, 2013 at 07:13PM EDT

Who are you?

Sir Crona et cetera et cetera

How old are you?

14

Are you a boy or a girl?

Boy

Where are you from?
Motor City.
What are you studying or are you planning to study?

Chemistry.

Where do you work?

Pet services/ babysitting

Are you currently in a relationship?

No.

How are you doing right now?

Answering questions.

Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp?

Hi.

Anything interesting happened lately?

Somehow got blown up by a frig in a tech II ship in eve online because my fleet sucks.

Planning to do anything interesting soon?

Nope.

What are your hobbies?

Drawing, internetting.

How long have you been doing said hobbies?

My whole life really.

Any old hobbies you no longer do?

Cooking.

How do we become as awesome as you?

You can't,

What type of sweet treats do you like?

Tiramisu.

What do you put on your sandwiches?

Meat and bread. I'm boring.

Do you even lift?

No, actually.

PC or Console?

Cats or Dogs?

See above.

Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you?

Easily.

When did you join KYM?

I think it was November of last year.

What is you main focus of activity on KYM?

I don't really have one. I've always wanted to contribute to a decent article but I've never been given the opportunity.

How did you get the idea to use your current nick?

I don't know.

Do you enjoy your time on KYM?

Hell yeah.

How did you discover the site?

I think I googled something.

What got you to make an account?

I can't remember.

What got you to start interacting with this community?

Can't remember, man.

What is your opinion on the articles?

Most of them are good, many are crap, a select few are great.

What is your opinion on the forums?

Okay pastime if you've got the stomach for it.

What is your opinion on the userbase?

Prefer not to answer.

What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site?

They're not above making a thread featured just because they made it, cough cough randomman.

Who is best and who is worst user?

Syn for best, and Gamzee for worst solely because of his/her name.

Who is best and who is worst mod?

I'd say the best mod is Arma II's DayZ, and the worst is minecraft's infinitely retarded More Creeps and Wierdos.

What advice would you give to new members?

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Why don’t you love us anymore?

Haha, how funny, you think I loved you in the first place.

What fandoms are you part of?

I need more characters than I have available to list them.

Who’s your favorite anime character?

Crona Gorgon.

Who’s your favorite western animation character?

Sylvester the cat.

Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character?

Red "Mage" Statscowski, AKA The Original Twink, but I'll give an honorable mention to Tibus Heth and Tali'Zorah Nar Rayya.

Who’s best pone?

Rainbow Dash

Who’s best hamsteak?

Kanaya.

Who’s best tf2 class?

Pyro/Huntsman Sniper.

Who’s your waifu?

Freya Crescent.

Who is your husbando?

Lelouch.

What’s your favorite anime opening/credits?

Does MGS3's intro count? If not, Cowboy Bebop.

What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend?

Anime: Soul Eater
Webcomic: Order of the Stick
Show: Adventure Time

Pico, Chico or Coco?

Yes.

Yaranaika?

Baka.

What’s the best meme?

Tennantface.

What are certain things?

Yes.

Is this what you’re expecting?

Everything and more.

What is life?

A clever place for God to hide his porn.

What is love?

A girl and her companion cube.

What is existence?

A clever place for God to hide the number 42.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Depends on weather or not it's holding a coconut.

What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

43.

What is the color of night?

Sangiune, my brother.

Do you liek mudkips?

HELL FUCKING YES.

Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ?

The latter tastes better.

What’s the secret of the pokemon universe?

The awesome power of a level 1 magikarp.

Why won’t you die!?

Nanomachines.

What does the scouter say about his power level?!

IT'S OVER NINE… Oh, sorry, reading the wrong number. Seven.

Do you believe in magic?

Mmmph.

In a young girls heart?

Mmmph mmmph.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Yes.

Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags?

The first one, population control.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I said you're a fag. Learn English.

Imperial or stormcloak?

Imperial.

Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift?

No.

How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop?

Eight hundred and seventy five. Seven twenty two if you suck for a little bit.

How do you feel about boingy bits?

They're quite interesting.

Are you on fire?

No.

Who’s the final boss of the internet?

Fucking m00t.

Is this real life?

No.

Is shibe best doge?

Ye.

What do all true warriors strive for?

Tech II XL hybrid turrets with like an alpha strike of 750 and 500 DPS., or Doomsday weapons if you're a serious PVPer.

Why don’t you come back to bed, honey?

Honey is dead, and killing Nic Cage won't bring it back.

Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior?

I've already accepted Coldplay as my lord and savior.

Zombie Apocalypse! What now?

Anime has prepared me for this! Find a place to hide, strip naked and give the show tons of "plot!"

Are mods asleep?

Yes, so keep your voice down.

How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread?

Dunno.

Did you check your privelege?

FAGNIGGERCHINGCHONGBITCHHOMO!

Last edited Aug 15, 2013 at 11:14PM EDT

Who are you? Natsuru Springfeild.
How old are you? 21 as of July 1st
Are you a boy or a girl? Currently I am a Girl but Male. Genderfluid is an annoying ass thing to deal with.
Where are you from? Born in California, currently live in Oregon's Portland Area.
What are you studying or are you planning to study? Video Game Development
Where do you work? I worked at Izgara Bar and Grill till about a week ago. Quit because I am moving.
Are you currently in a relationship? No.
How are you doing right now? Middle of a long Moving Process.
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? Waaaaaazaaaahhhhp!?
Anything interesting happened lately? Besides the previously mentioned moving, no.
Planning to do anything interesting soon? School is starting soon. And for fun I am planning out a Roleplay.
What are your hobbies? Video Games, Drawing, and Anime with Friends.
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Since I was 2, for 6-7 years, and for 3-4 years.
Any old hobbies you no longer do? I used to be a giant lego collector. I kinda grew out of it though.
How do we become as awesome as you? Be aware causing harm to others is causing harm upon yourself. And if you have time to gloat about your drawings you have time to keep practicing.
What type of sweet treats do you like? Doughnuts. Glorious Old Fashioned Doughnuts.
What do you put on your sandwiches? Salami, Pepperoni, Pepperjack, Lettuce, and Onions.
Do you even lift? I can't even lift anymore. Been a year since I went to the gym.
PC or Console? I don't really have a preference, though I tend to play Console Games more than PC.
Cats or Dogs? Depends on the cat or dog in question. Though I am a consumer of Snuggles, and my dog provides plenty of that.
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? Maybe.

When did you join KYM? A little over 3 Years Ago.
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Forums.
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? Natsuru is a character who can change his gender back and forth at will. I have never watched Ramana 1/2, but even if I did Natsuru is less known and can be used to identify me easier. Springfeild was the last name of a character who was my avatar for a year.
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? It has it's ups and downs.
How did you discover the site? Youtube actually.
What got you to make an account? To upload images to the Abridged Series Gallery.
What got you to start interacting with this community? I went to report a bug on the forums, and eventually moved my focus there
What is your opinion on the articles? Too many articles left in limbo.
What is your opinion on the forums? Fine I guess. Though I don't have a lot of forums to compare it to.
What is your opinion on the userbase? People are either very nice or complete assholes. You know who you are.
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? I feel it still has a bit too big of a bias for older users, and too big of a bias for IRC users.
Who is best and who is worst user? The best users watch my streams. The worst users use nothing but the IRC.
Who is best and who is worst mod? Fandroid is a pretty cool girl. She does sciency things in Minecraft and doesn't afraid. The rest of the mods do their jobs adequately.
What advice would you give to new members? Spell Check, Fact Check, Get A Wingman, and Don't Panic.
Why don’t you love us anymore? Because organized shit storms from the IRC.

What fandoms are you part of? Touhou, Clam, Anime, Nintendo, Video Games In General…
Who’s your favorite anime character? Negi, Nanoha, Saynoran, or Archer.
Who’s your favorite western animation character? Going to go out on a limb here and say Shaggy.
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Link, Amaterasu, or Yuri Lowell
Who’s best pone? Epona
Who’s best hamsteak? As of Act 4 I like John the best.
Who’s best tf2 class? Heavy, due to his insane charisma.
Who’s your waifu? Byakuren Hijiri, Rita Mordio, Hayate Yagami, and Sakura from Tsubasa.
Who’s your husbando? Link.
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Evangelion, Negima!?, and Tower of Druaga come to mind.
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist. Show: Doctor Who. Webcomic: Mokepon.
Pico, Chico or Coco? The one that wears the lolita.
Yaranaika? After you shower you greasy ass car mechanic.

What’s the best meme? None in particular. Youtube Poop held that title for me until recently.
What are certain things? Not me.
Is this what you’re expecting? I have low expectations.
What is life? A cruel mistress.
What is love? A cruel mistress.
What is existence? A cruel mistress.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Blue.
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? I will have to think about it. Come back in… 10,000 Years.
What is the color of night? A very deep shade of Blue.
Do you liek mudkips? I leik mudkips vry mch
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? Sad thing is I probably haven't actually eaten real butter in years.
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? Can't tell you, it's a secret.
Why won’t you die!? _
What does the scouter say about his power level?! It's 1006, go get him Nappa.
Do you believe in magic? At a certain point, Science becomes indistinguishable from Magic.
In a young girls heart? Past the infant age, yes. Because otherwise the only thing in their heart is "Screech" and "Gimme!"
Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, Mayo is not an Instrument.
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? Five Dead babies in one baby.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? He's the first membah, of the Dee Kay Crew!~
Imperial or stormcloak? Rebel Scum
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? No, you work for my fucking soul.
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? 138 if you are slobbery.
How do you feel about boingy bits? They produce da Mega Milk.
Are you on fire? Was a bit ago. Now I am on a roll trying to put the fire out.
Who’s the final boss of the internet? Nothing is to be defeated but yourself. You are the final boss of the internet.
Is this real life? Maybe.
Is shibe best doge? Yush
What do all true warriors strive for? Dinner
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? okay.jpg
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Nope
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? Leeeeeeeeroooooooooooy Jenkeeeeeens!

Are mods asleep? Bob isn't.
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? They will end quickly regardless.
Did you check your privelege? In the 130's?


Did I miss anything or you would like me to elaborate on? Ask away!

Last edited Aug 16, 2013 at 12:24AM EDT

I'll do this no matter how impersonal it is.


Who are you? Ann Hiro
How old are you? 20
Are you a boy or a girl? Boy, but with a young girls heart
Where are you from? The Afterlife
What are you studying or are you planning to study? Game development
Where do you work? Food.
Are you currently in a relationship? why yes
How are you doing right now? Doing this shitty AMA General shit
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? No
Anything interesting happened lately? Masturbated 15 times in one day
Planning to do anything interesting soon? Nope
What are your hobbies? Drawing, games, and anime
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Since I was 2
Any old hobbies you no longer do? Competitive Yu-Gi-Oh.
How do we become as awesome as you? By being original
What type of sweet treats do you like? The tears of little boys
What do you put on your sandwiches? Sandwich stuffs
Do you even lift? No
PC or Console? Hybrids
Cats or Dogs? Rabbits like RandomMan
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? Yes

When did you join KYM? Over 3 years ago
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? The Forums
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? I wanted a name pun
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? For the most part
How did you discover the site? Friend
What got you to make an account? The Forums
What got you to start interacting with this community? Forums
What is your opinion on the articles? Barely read them
What is your opinion on the forums? Shitty as fuck, bra
What is your opinion on the userbase? Love them to death.
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? Sarah Hiraki is so pretty
Who is best and who is worst user? Ann Hiro is both best, and worst
Who is best and who is worst mod? They each do the job fine
What advice would you give to new members? Read
Why don’t you love us anymore? I've always loved you

What fandoms are you part of? The FGC
Who’s your favorite anime character? Naoi Ayato
Who’s your favorite western animation character? Dan Vs
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Ryu from Street Fighter
Who’s best pone? Twilight
Who’s best hamsteak? Jake English
Who’s best tf2 class? Scout
Who’s your waifu? Coco
Who’s your husbando? Coco
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Guilty Crown
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? Guilty Crown
Pico, Chico or Coco? Coco
Yaranaika? Anytime up my butt just for you

What’s the best meme? Memes
What are certain things? Things
Is this what you’re expecting? yes
What is life? Shrek
What is love? Shrek
What is existence? An accident
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Do I look like a bird expert
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Not 42, but the question itself
What is the color of night? A darker shade of light
Do you liek mudkips? Fuck no
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? Check my AMA thread for an Anser
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? It can be x
Why won’t you die!? Nonomachines Son
What does the scouter say about his power level?! Largely of 8000
Do you believe in magic? In my young girls heart
In a young girls heart? No
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Check my AMA
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? Check my AMA
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw,ďťż Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?
Imperial or stormcloak? Neither
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? yes
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? One just for you
How do you feel about boingy bits? Love me them all the time, especially the one on men
Are you on fire? I can feel the burn
Who’s the final boss of the internet? Everyone
Is this real life? The Afterlife
Is shibe best doge? Nope, the one Batman owns is.
What do all true warriors strive for? To be the best around, no one ever gonna bring me down
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? The interenet makes me hornier than you
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Yes
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? I'll deal with it tomorrow

Are mods asleep? I'm not asleep
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? Mine will last forever
Did you check your privelege? * Why would I?*

Last edited Aug 16, 2013 at 12:58AM EDT

Who are you? Alex [REDACTED]

How old are you? 26 (Some 24,800,000,000 km)

Are you a boy or a girl?

Where are you from? Misery

What are you studying or are you planning to study? Astronomy & Astrodynamics

Where do you work? I'm paid to research.

Are you currently in a relationship? No. ;-;

How are you doing right now? Terrific.

Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? …Okay.

Anything interesting happened lately? Visited my family. It was nice.

Planning to do anything interesting soon? Nope.

What are your hobbies? Astronomy, figure-making, gaming

How long have you been doing said hobbies? 10 years, a few years, and forever

Any old hobbies you no longer do? I used to write a bit.

How do we become as awesome as you? I'm awesome? :D

What type of sweet treats do you like?

What do you put on your sandwiches? Food

Do you even lift? I don't even lift. ;-;

PC or Console?

Cats or Dogs? Dogs. Always.

Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? Quite possibly.


When did you join KYM? Jul 29, 2012 at 11:27PM EDT

What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Ponies

How did you get the idea to use your current nick? It was originally a long convoluted pun that had to do with Luna from MLP. No one got it..

Do you enjoy your time on KYM? Yus.

How did you discover the site? I was looking up ponies.

What got you to make an account? I wanted to add images of ponies

What got you to start interacting with this community? Ponies.

What is your opinion on the articles? Most are pretty good. It nice to have a DB where I can figure out where some of the stuff I see online comes from.

What is your opinion on the forums? It's *General*ly good.

What is your opinion on the userbase? Nice enough, usually.

What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? Moderately nicer.

Who is best and who is worst user? I am best and worst user.

Who is best and who is worst mod? [USER KNOWS WHEN TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT]

What advice would you give to new members? Declare yourself anti-brony, and.. no one will give a shit.

Why don’t you love us anymore? You never look at me during.


What fandoms are you part of? Doctor Who, My Little Pony

Who’s your favorite anime character? Shrug

Who’s your favorite western animation character? Doctor Girlfriend

Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Ratchet

Who’s best pone? Luna

Who’s best tf2 class? Sniper

Who’s your waifu? markhaox14 Luna

Who’s your husbando? RandomMan Braeburn

What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Honestly? Always liked s-CRY-ed's for some reason.

What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? Flaky Pastry

Yaranaika?


What’s the best meme? Not Dolan.

What are certain things? Stuff.

Is this what you’re expecting? Quite possibly.

What is life? Afraid so.

What is love? Thirty eight.

What is existence? People don't understand time. It's not what you think it is.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 24 mph[1]

What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42.01

What is the color of night? Depends on what part of the sky you're looking at.

Do you liek mudkips? Nu.

Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!? Yes, when spreading it.

What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? New regions aren't opened, they're created.

Why won’t you die!? Respawn.

What does the scouter say about his power level?! I broke the scouter.

Do you believe in magic? Nu.

In a young girls heart? I looked and looked, and all I found was a murder trial.

Is mayonnaise an instrument? No. Horseradish isn't an instrument either.

Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? This isn't a question, it's just.. awful.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know..

Imperial or Stormcloak? Which army just runs around doing random shit?

Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? Shouldn't gifts have substance?

How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop?

How do you feel about boingy bits? I prefer the D.

Are you on fire? Red hot, baby.

Who’s the final boss of the internet? The router.

Is this real life? No, it's not fantasy either.

Is shibe best doge? Bes doge.

What do all true warriors strive for? An honorable.. mention.

Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? Can't. Watching ponies.

Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Nu.

Zombie Apocalypse! What now? Good think I'm alone on a secluded mountain top!

Are mods asleep? Post ponies.

How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? Three pages max.

Did you check your privelege? It's over 9000!

Last edited Aug 16, 2013 at 04:30AM EDT

Who are you? Mike
How old are you? 17
Are you a boy or a girl? Male
Where are you from? Meijel, Limburg, the Netherlands
What are you studying or are you planning to study? Electronic / sound engineering
Where do you work? Currently in a restaurant
Are you currently in a relationship?
How are you doing right now? I'm okay, thanks for asking
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? Waaazzzzaaaaaaa!
Anything interesting happened lately? Nah, summer vacation
Planning to do anything interesting soon? Learning to play Giggle At The Ghosties flawlessly on my guitar, almost done. Starting college
What are your hobbies? Poni, listening music, playing guitar, internet
How long have you been doing said hobbies? 10 months, 3 years and 2 months, long
Any old hobbies you no longer do? Lego-ing
How do we become as awesome as you? >implying I'm awesome
What type of sweet treats do you like?

What do you put on your sandwiches? Chocolate pasta, or ham, or ham and cheese and make a

Do you even lift? That depends on what you call lifting
PC or Console? Our pc sucks, so I stick to our wii and ps2
Cats or Dogs? Dogs
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? I hope so, but probably not
When did you join KYM? 3 January 2013
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Forums, image galleries and ponies
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? Because I'm an uninspired fuck, I used my first name
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? Yes
How did you discover the site? I don't remember, somewhere last year I discovered this site, but I don't remember how.
What got you to make an account? Commenting and rating images was the first thing.
What got you to start interacting with this community? The new user forum
What is your opinion on the articles? Positive if they're well written, negative if they're not (Super Robo Jesus is an exception to that)
What is your opinion on the forums? Positive, they're fun to participate in
What is your opinion on the userbase? Mostly positive, some users weren't that good though
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? They're doing their job here in a good way
Who is best and who is worst user? Best: I have no idea Worst: Yolocreeper12 and Lolitsameme
Who is best and who is worst mod? I don't want to get banned, so I pass this question
What advice would you give to new members? Look at the site's rules
Why don’t you love us anymore? Because you hurt me, you hurt me, once more
What fandoms are you part of? MLP fandom, maybe metal, if that's a fandom
Who’s your favorite anime character? I don't watch anime :/
Who’s your favorite western animation character? Dunno
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Ratchet
Who’s best pone? Vinyl Scratch and Octavia
Who’s best hamsteak? Hammy
Who’s best tf2 class? Sniper
Who’s your waifu? Octavia
Who’s your husbando? Whoever that is reading this
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? I don't watch anime :/
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? Mythbusters
Pico, Chico or Coco? Eh…
Yaranaika? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What’s the best meme? That's debatable
What are certain things? Nanomachines
Is this what you’re expecting? I didn't know what to expect, so probably yes
What is life?

What is love? Not hurting me, no more
What is existence?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 72 Celsius per square meter
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? * 4
*What is the color of night? * That depends on which colour you painted the inside of your eyelids
*Do you liek mudkips?
I myself prefer Zubats
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? If you can put it on bread, and eat it, it's butter
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? To catch 'em all
Why won’t you die!? Because fuck you, that's why
What does the scouter say about his power level?! *
*Do you believe in magic?
Not really
In a young girls heart? * Billy Jean started playing in my head, was that the intention of this question?
*Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Can you blow into it? Yes. Can you play with it? Yes. Can you slap it? Yes. Does it make a sound when you do this to it? Yes. This means that mayonnaise, in fact, is an instrument
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? One dead baby in five trash bags, because that gives more garbage
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? No, you're not top class sniper
Imperial or stormcloak? Imperial, because Vader
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? Yeah, I guess so
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? 56
How do you feel about boingy bits?
Are you on fire? * If you want me to, than yes
*Who’s the final boss of the internet?
Whoever that controls the internet
Is this real life? No, this is the internet
Is shibe best doge? Wow, bes doge
What do all true warriors strive for? * Knowing what's for dinner
*Why don’t you come back to bed, honey?
Because my bed would be too full that way
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Shrek is love, Shrek is life, so, yes
Zombie Apocalypse! What now?

Are mods asleep? No, because internet is serious business, so they need to check their stuff 24/7
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? What Crazy said
Did you check your privelege? It's 6

Last edited Aug 16, 2013 at 06:26AM EDT

Who are you?
disturbedbrony
Disturbed Brony
Disturbed Human
Disturbed Brony
Disturbed Ponyfag
Disturbed 2 Electric Boogaloo
Disturbed Brony

How old are you?
22

Are you a boy or a girl?
I’m a floating penis attached to a human body

Where are you from?
‘Murica

What are you studying or are you planning to study?
I study mad science in my free time

Where do you work?
That’s classified

Are you currently in a relationship?
I’m forever alone

How are you doing right now?
Pretty bummed now that I realize I’ll never have a gf

Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp?
Sup.

Anything interesting happened lately?
I found the cure for cancer. Other than that, nothing special.

Planning to do anything interesting soon?
Imma see a movie!

What are your hobbies?
Mad science, being a pirate, and video games

How long have you been doing said hobbies?
My whole life

Any old hobbies you no longer do?
Rain dance. I stopped when I accidently made fire fall from the sky.

How do we become as awesome as you?
Grow a beard. Once you have a beard you don’t need to take shit from no one.

What type of sweet treats do you like?
Meth
Cigarettes
Chocolate cigarettes
Chocolate covered meth cigarettes

What do you put on your sandwiches?
Fired egg, bacon, and peanut butter

Do you even lift?
[Looks at dusty weight set in corner]
Maybe next week

PC or Console?
I can’t afford a PC

Cats or Dogs?
Cats. They taste better.

Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you?
Challenge accepted

When did you join KYM?
About 2 years ago. Didn’t start using my account for the first five months.

What is you main focus of activity on KYM?
Pony
Poni
Pone

How did you get the idea to use your current nick?
Cause I’m a fan of Disturbed and Pone

Do you enjoy your time on KYM?
No. That’s why I come here everyday

How did you discover the site?
Failblog

What got you to make an account?
To upload my vids

What got you to start interacting with this community?
Everyone seems nice but they are really assholes

What is your opinion on the articles?
What articles?

What is your opinion on the forums?
Too smart

What is your opinion on the userbase?
Too dumb

What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site?
Too deep 4 me

Who is best and who is worst user?
Oh God…..I’m the worst user…..I’m so sorry

Who is best and who is worst mod?
Blue Screen is best. Verbose is worst (I can say that because he’s black no longer a mod)

What advice would you give to new members?
Stay out of my territory

Why don’t you love us anymore?
I was waiting for you to make a move on me.

What fandoms are you part of?
The brony one and others

Who’s your favorite anime character?
Don’t watch a lot of anime. Trunks

Who’s your favorite western animation character?
Homer even though I haven’t watched the Simpsons in years

Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character?
Zach from Deadly Premonition

Who’s best pone?
Luna. Derpy is a close second.

Who’s best hamsteak?
hamsteak

Who’s best tf2 class?
I don’t play tf2. [Shields face]

Who’s your waifu?
Grump

Who’s your husbando?
Not so grump

What’s your favorite anime opening/credits?
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. Wait, that’s not anime? The Japanese version then. That counts.

What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend?
Breaking Bad

Pico, Chico or Coco?
Pico (whatever that means)

Yaranaika?
Wat

What’s the best meme?
Y U NO

What are certain things?
Stuff

Is this what you’re expecting?
I expect it to get even worse

What is life?
Shrek

What is love?
Shrek

What is existence?
“I think, therefore I am” –Guy who said Give her the Dick

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Blue. No, Yellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
72. Everyone else is lying.

What is the color of night?
Kinda like a grayish black

Do you liek mudkips?
Genwunner 4 life

Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ?
I think I’ve eaten enough butter to know what REAL butter tastes like

What’s the secret of the pokemon universe?
To destroy the evil power!

Why won’t you die!?
Oh my God…..You guys…..I’ve lived for 22 years and I haven’t died…..I think I’m immortal…..

What does the scouter say about his power level?!
Doesn’t matter. I’m immortal. I can take him.

Do you believe in magic?
Of course. All kinds of magic.

In a young girls heart?
What? Do you think I’m crazy?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Yes. Anyone who says no isn’t trying hard enough.

Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags?
Such a waste of perfectly good trash bags. Those children are useless to society!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I wasn’t talking about you. I was talking about those unwanted babies.

Imperial or stormcloak?
Neither

Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift?
Sorry, I already gave my soul to God. Not the Christian God, my own God. He’s way cooler.

How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop?
Would you like to find out?

How do you feel about boingy bits?
They’re okay

Are you on fire?
Not this week

Who’s the final boss of the internet?
I am. jk I’m a mini boss

Is this real life?
I dunno

Is shibe best doge?
Doge is best shibe

What do all true warriors strive for?
Destruction

Why don’t you come back to bed, honey?
Too busy watching pone

Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior?
No

Zombie Apocalypse! What now?
SAVE ME, SHREK!!!

Are mods asleep?
They don’t sleep unless I sleep

How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread?
All good threads must come to an end

Did you check your privelege?
Checking…..checking…..checking…..privelege not found

Who are you? The proceeding questions strive to answer this.
How old are you? I don't feel comfortable disclosing this.
Are you a boy or a girl? I only got one x chromosome per cell. I think that's how it works.
Where are you from? Glorious land of dairy.
What are you studying or are you planning to study? I wanna be an engineer! O how misguided am I.
Where do you work? The answer to this question would have been different 12 hours ago. The current answer is nowhere.
Are you currently in a relationship? Yes.
How are you doing right now? Filling out these questions.
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? Whuuuuuuu?
Anything interesting happened lately? I got back into playing LoL. That's not really interesting.
Planning to do anything interesting soon? Going out of town for a short while. Hopefully get my Level 1 rocketry certification.
What are your hobbies? Model rocketry, YGO, LoL, Flute
How long have you been doing said hobbies? YGO since before time, Model rocketry since 2 years ago, LoL since last summer, Flute for 6 years.
Any old hobbies you no longer do? Viola, LEGO, many other videogames.
How do we become as awesome as you? We all are awesome in our own way.
What type of sweet treats do you like? I used to like the Wonka suite. Now I'm moving towards chocolate confections. This is a disturbing trend that requires continued monitoring.
What do you put on your sandwiches? Bacon, Chicken, Lettuce. Absolutely no Mayo.
Do you even lift? Not at all, thanks for asking.
PC or Console? Glorious PC master race.
Cats or Dogs? Hard to say. I used to like cats, but now I'm leaning towards dogs.
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? Refer to question 2.
When did you join KYM? Spring of last year.
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? Distributing my shitty photoshop OC. Hoarding krama.
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? Free Cake told me to.
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? It's always good for a chuckle.
How did you discover the site? Free Cake told me to.
What got you to make an account? To distribute this lovely shitty photoshop OC
What got you to start interacting with this community? Contributing shitty photoshop non-oc to the Legend of Korra thread.
What is your opinion on the articles? You learn something new every day.
What is your opinion on the forums? My favorite part of the site.
What is your opinion on the userbase? Hit or miss.
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? Extremely well done (wink wink).
Who is best and who is worst user? Best: American Tanker (Hell on Tracks) RIP Worst: Those spambots who advertise escorts in Dubai
Who is best and who is worst mod? I don't want to spark debate, buuut… Nah.
What advice would you give to new members? Be friendly. Try to establish an online personality.
Why don’t you love us anymore? It's not you… It's me.
What fandoms are you part of? Korra, Disgusting fetish art involving personified versions of France and Quebec, Pokemon, YGO if that counts.
Who’s your favorite anime character? Jeremiah Gottwald from Code Geass
Who’s your favorite western animation character? I haven't really been keeping up with my Western animation. I'll just say Spongebob.
Who’s your favorite vidya gaem character? Ness. I'm considering getting a Wii U simply for Earthbound on Virtual Console.
Who’s best pone? Mega Greymon.
Who’s best hamsteak? Dave.
Who’s best tf2 class? Demoknight.
Who’s your waifu? Every female champ from LoL.
Who’s your husbando? Captain Falcon.
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Code Geass opening number 3.
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? Code Geass
Pico, Chico or Coco? Thanks to the lovely KYM database, I can safely say that COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!!
Yaranaika? Shall we?
What’s the best meme? All your base are belong to us.
What are certain things? Certainly not uncertain things.
Is this what you’re expecting? At this point I was most definitely expecting another question.
What is life? We learned this in 6th grade science, gimme a moment…
What is love? I have launched a massive research project to determine this.
What is existence? To understand that you exist.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Depends on the barometric pressure.
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? I'm not a big enough sellout to say "42," so I'll say that it cannot be determined.
What is the color of night? Dark blue.
Do you liek mudkips? You know it.
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? I don't believe I've ever experienced the latter. Then again, maybe I have. In that case the answer would be "no."
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? EV training is far too tedious to be worth the effort.
Why won’t you die!? Because Lelouch told me not to.
What does the scouter say about his power level?! It's fluctuating rapidly.
Do you believe in magic? I have it in me.
In a young girls heart? I believe you missed an apostrophe there.
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Depends on barometric conditions.
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? I've heard it as "stapled to a tree"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Nothing. Go back to bed.
Imperial or stormcloak? Imperial
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? Sure. I need it back by Tuesday, though.
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? 3, as well as a single crunch.
How do you feel about boingy bits? Something something Fire Emblem screencap.
Are you on fire? Only on the dance floor.
Who’s the final boss of the internet? HTML
Is this real life? Last time I checked.
Is shibe best doge? Glorious Golden Retriever master race.
What do all true warriors strive for? A level 99 broadsword with +10 attack damage bonus
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? I have to finish this questionaire first.
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? No, but I will accept that he is both something that I learned in 6th grade and something that I am conducting a massive research project to discover.
Zombie Apocalypse! What now? Watch The Walking Dead reruns until they get you.
Are mods asleep? Sleep is for the weak. Therefore no.
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? We'd have a thread popping up every half hour for about a week. Then we'd all get bored and go back to whatever the current meme sensation is.
Did you check your privilege? ✓
What is the format for spoilers? < div class="spoiler" title="title" > < /div >

Who are you? Yes
How old are you? No
Are you a boy or a girl? Yes
Where are you from? No
What are you studying or are you planning to study? Yes
Where do you work? Yes
Are you currently in a relationship? No
How are you doing right now? Yes
Waaaazzzzzzaaaaaapppp? Yes
Anything interesting happened lately? Yes
Planning to do anything interesting soon? No
What are your hobbies? No
How long have you been doing said hobbies? Yes
Any old hobbies you no longer do? Yes
How do we become as awesome as you? No
What type of sweet treats do you like? Weasel Treats
What do you put on your sandwiches? No
Do you even lift? Yes
PC or Console? Yes
Cats or Dogs? Yes
Will you be able to answer every single question thrown at you? Maybe
When did you join KYM? The beginning
What is you main focus of activity on KYM? No
How did you get the idea to use your current nick? No.
Do you enjoy your time on KYM? No
How did you discover the site? Super Robo Jesus
What got you to make an account? Super Robo Jesus
What got you to start interacting with this community? Super Robo Jesus
What is your opinion on the articles? Super Robo Jesus
What is your opinion on the forums? No
What is your opinion on the userbase? "Oh em gee +1 dedpewl lel op is faggot"
What is your opinion on the staff and moderation on the site? No
Who is best and who is worst user? User below is best and user below them is worst
Who is best and who is worst mod? No
What advice would you give to new members? Shut up
Why don’t you love us anymore? Yes
What fandoms are you part of? Super Robo Jesus
Who’s your favorite anime character? Tomoko Kuroki
Who’s your favorite western animation character? No
Who’s your favorite video game character? Sanic the Horjhurg
Who’s best pone? Shrek
Who’s best hamsteak? No
Who’s best tf2 class? Spy
Who’s your waifu? No
Who’s your husbando? Yes?
What’s your favorite anime opening/credits? Yes
What anime, show or webcomic do you recommend? No
Pico, Chico or Coco? Yes
Yaranaika? No
What’s the best meme? Super Robo Jesus
What are certain things? Yes
Is this what you’re expecting? Yes
What is life? No
What is love? Yes
What is existence? Somewhere inbetween
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? No
What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? * No
*What is the color of night?
I don't know. But I like night more than day.
Do you liek mudkips? No
Can you distinguish butter between I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! ? This question is familiar…
What’s the secret of the pokemon universe? Yes
Why won’t you die!? No
What does the scouter say about his power level?! * Somewhere over the 8999s.
*Do you believe in magic?
No
In a young girls heart? No
Is mayonnaise an instrument? No
Which is worse: Five dead babies in one trash bag or one dead baby in five trash bags? The dead babies are alright with me.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? No
Imperial or stormcloak? No
Can we haz ur immortal soul as gift? Yes
How many licks does it take to get the center of your tootsie roll pop? Yes
How do you feel about boingy bits? No
Are you on fire? No
Who’s the final boss of the internet? Super Robo Jesus
Is this real life? Yes
Is shibe best doge? Yes
What do all true warriors strive for? No
Why don’t you come back to bed, honey? No
Do you accept Shrek as your one and true lord and savior? Yes
Shrek Apocalypse! What now? Wait until it's all ogre.
Are mods asleep? Uh…yeah…
How quickly do you think the AMAs would go without this thread? Yes
Did you check your privelege? Yes

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