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Ok, so everyone on this site is in a cafeteria. Who would you sit with? What's on the menu?

What's on the menu? Cockmeat Sandwich.

I'd sit with Ann and Falcon and eat this:

I'd sit with Markhaox14 and floatingmarmot and have some Black Forest cake.

I'd sit with the RP thread guys, and i'd have a nail of milk.
Without any bowls.

I'd sit with all of the other seemingly unknown members. No conversation, except for us introducing ourselves and forgetting the very next day.

I would sit with some of the JFF forum members like Captain Douglas J. Falcon.

I… I have no idea, actually.

It would not be possible to keep discussion to things I am familiar with, after all.

(seriously, i would probably sit and hang out with all the people from the roleplay thread. and i dont eat cafeteria food. bad experiences with it.)

It looks like dryness I none RP thread's just gonna gather together anyway, so… Might as well not resist.

FOOOOD FIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTT

I'd sit at a table made of human spines, on a throne of skulls, eating the organs of my enemies. Any mortal that doesn't disintegrate when in my presence is welcome to sit.

Id sit by myself and cry

I just noticed that the ipad screwed up my last post.

The point I was trying to make (and am now using my PC to do so) is that since everyone in the RP thread is inevitably gonna gather together, why resist? It may be one of the few conversations that might actually make sense for me, anyway.

i might sit with the bronies but slowly move away over to a table by myself since i will feel lonely being the only danish (as far as i know) around
as for the menu
bacon, everything bacon

I would sit with the rest of the lurkers, and then immediately get banned from the group because I posted here.

I'd have a snack with the RP guys for a while and then make myself at home…

Looks like in terms of the RP thread participants… YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

(inb4Eggman)

I'm not going to repost that but that may need a NSFW spoiler

Sit down and slowly consume myself.

Sit with the KYM irc crew where we all drink various alcoholic beverages we took from our parents or stole and snacks that we stole from the vending machines and various members of the site.

The IRC runs this cafeteria. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

I'd escilate this into a gunfight. NOBODY STAINS MY CLOTHES.

If I didn't see anyone I'm already friends with, like RandoChris or Vault-Boy-Brony, I'd probably just sit down next to a random person and see where that would get me. The worst that can happen is this person I never would've talked to will never talk to me again, sooo…

Hey there, Viuff! Did you know that I'm one-fourth Danish? Small world, huh? A-haha! Hey, can I have some of your bacon?

Really? No cock-flavored noodles? That's KYM history, people!

I at least expected a cheeto reference.

Anyway, I'd probably sit all over the place. My goal is to creep on then eventually become friends with everybody on the forums.

I'll be with the RP guys, watching three empty seats of the pub, hearing Falcon, TIWuTe and the others talking, laughting, fighting… While I look… And listening… Everything… … … AHHHHHHHHHHHHH…

i would just sit with the people that i know, or with random people, and i would just try to talk abbout somethin. And abbout the food, deppends.

I'd order a glass of chocolate milk, and spill it.

Here's where I'd be seated… the RP Thread's Table…

What would I eat?

Bacon Pizza…

I'd sit with Platus, BSoD, and Stunthead, and would probably enact a merger of the Pony General and Roleplay tables.

I would sit at the end of the table, alone, talking to myself.

Not all of us would want that merger.

I for one would not. Just because I do not give a f**k about the show, and would not want to be subjected to discussion of it.

Having covered my tray in Nutella, I would be standing in the center awkwardly without being able to decide where to sit.

I would just stand there until lunchtime was over.

sits next to you
Um, hello…

For reference, I'm the one who's making smug comments about the Roleplay table loud enough for everyone to hear and sending cruel messages to their emails.

YOU SON OF A BITCH

I'd probably sit somewhere alone, listening music, eating the frikandel I ordered.
Or sit with people of the pony general

I won't order anything but I'll just be that guy who just stares at everyone from across the table.

I'd skip lunch and find a corner to whip out my 3ds, and hope others gravitate towards me.

stares at you and eyes are pointing in different directions

>tfw you leave IRC and are instantly forgotten

I'd be the be the lunch lady

And I'm making you all eat this new fried squid recipe I'm trying out. I'm not eating it though, because I'm on a diet.

Yum.

So, I've been looking for this legendary bat…

I'd be the maintenance guy and eat with mods in the faculty lounge a.k.a. the subway on the corner

Start up a feast with the minimum amount of ale being a barrel and lots of meat.
(Then realize everyone's at the RP table and shuffle over there)

I'm gonna sit near the food and make fun of what people get and call them fat and such

I-I'd order s-some spaghetti…