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/s4s/ gets an update…
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let's celebrate just by checking our fortunes…
how do we even check our fortunes????

We are not gonna fuel this disgusting fetish for you, OP, for fuck's sake.

Please get a grip on reality, go outside and interact with real women for once in probably ages.

I can't believe you've let yourself slip this far, it's extremely saddening. Just think of how your mother feel if she knew how you occupied the precious time she gave you with, no, actually don't that would probably turn you on, you sick fucking perverted weirdo.

Next time you feel like whacking it to some disgusting new kink fetish you've developed, take a deep breath, own up to your fears, and walk outside.

I promise you'll survive, and you'll be a better person because of it.

One day a girl may even let you touch her.

@Derpy Vasquez
>implying checking your fortunes is a sexual thing

>copypasta taken from that thread

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Basically 4chan gets a new random generator. here's my prediction:

1. People start using it as a tool in forum games to determine outcomes
2. People rolling for a GOOD LUCK GET!!!!111!!!111!
3. Dubs with good fortune will grow e-peens even larger
4. It triggers a meme.

@BSoD
/b/ has had #fortune multiple times before. The only difference is that /b/ has 4chan's assorted idiots while /s4s/ has Tumblr and Reddit's assorted idiots.

Oh, I thought it was something new. Well, shows how much I lurk 4chan