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Hey you… sitting over there… you better get up out of your chair.
Detective Mark stands up, and approaches a person sitting in an electric chair.
Oh that's right… you can't…
snickers to self
Sorry to tell you, but you couldn't get away from me. And as soon as I find the other bastard, he'll be joining you. So why don't you make it easy for both of us and give me his location.
The person merely shakes his head, and Mark nods as well. Mark walks over to a wall, and pulls the lever. Within a moment, the person convulses, his screams of agony reaching far. Within a few seconds of torture, he is dead. Mark pulls a cigar, and lights it, puffing on it.
Time to go to work again…
Mark heads out of death row, and gets in a car, ready for another case.

OOC: OK, this is the new murder thread, guys, so post if you want to sign up! No limits on player space, but if you don’t join in by Wednesday at midnight (Pacific Standard Time), I’m closing off the thread to new entrants. Just post and your all set! If you want, even make up a character for this thread. I’ll be the narrator, so whoever I choose as the murderer CANNOT choose to kill me, as I only tell the story. Good luck, and hope you survive!
Also, I'll take suggestions on where this case happens.

I'm in.
Is character creating before or after the thread closes to new entrants?

OOC: Either way works Mike, but it's a tad bit easier for it to be done after. And again, I'm also taking ideas on where this story is set.

I'm in.

I'll jump in.

Count me in.

I haven't really been in any of these threads except the first one.

Jumping in to see how its changed

in

I'm in this.

I guess I'll give it a shot.

Right, let's do dis!

I'll join, haven't done one of these before

Sure.

I am in.

Who am I to say no to a little murder? Strike a pose!

Finally! Carno's been hyping this up for me! I'm in!
I'm also gonna jump in with this one!

I see no problem with joining in. This looks like it'll be fun new experience for me.

I'm curious into trying out. I just hope that my sleeping cycle doesn't screw me over

Can I still join?

Can I be the murder victim?

With this many people joining in because of the lack of a character limit, the only reasonable option is of course joining in with a character that's into necrophilia.

Prepare your bodies.

Can I still join?

If you are willing to say that you will fuck dead bodies, wouldn't that make you a larger target?

OOC: After thinking about it, I've thought of 3 good places for the thread. I suppose we can vote or OP's pick

1. Brooklyn, New York
2. Athens, Greece
3. Akron, Ohio

Still available for suggestions, obviously.

All beware the orgy the night I die will start.

Maybe this story could take place in a desert.
Nowhere to run. No shelter to be found miles away. If you try running away, you'll die from exhaustion.

Well here are some of my suggestions for possible locations.

London, United Kingdom
Chicago, Illinois
Venice, Italy

Here's my suggestions:
1.Munich, Germany
2. Miami, USA
3. Washington DC, USA

I have but one suggestion for a location:
Green Bay, Wisconsin

As long as we're doing suggestions, might I suggest:

Robotropolis, Eggman Empire

The Empire gives its solemn affirmation that no one will in any way be captured, harmed, roboticized, or otherwise forced against his/her will while within the boundaries of Robotropolis.

If we're suggesting fictional locations:

Los Santos, San Andreas

My picks:

Dallas, TX
Los Angeles, CA
Tokyo, Japan

Can i still join?

I'm here, and ready, shirtless, and shiny.

What about 'The Factory'?

Half of the people are guards while the others insane workers, and a supernatural force gives one special person the means to kill everyone, or the others killing the one person.

OOC: All right, the thread is now closed to new participants! Here are our current players!

Who am I?
Mike
chowzburgerz
Disturbed Brony
Serious Business
Blue Screen (of Death)
jace is boss
A Ring Pop
Jimmy Lethal
level4outbreak
CrustyClarinet
Captain Douglas J Falcon
Weasel
CrouchingSloth
Carno/Taur
MasterBurner
CrowTheMagician
Digoxin
Dac
RandomMan
IvanP91v
Dr. Robotnik
Atraps
Ann Hiro

And we also got our case! Fun!

Mark just realizes… she has no idea where to go! She groans in annoyance, and as she does, receives a call on the patrol radio. She picks it up.
Mark: You rang, sergeant?
Sarge: Are you f*cking daft!? You killed the bastard without getting anything out of him!
Mark: It seemed awesome at the time. So what? I'll find the accomplice.
Sarge: Do you even know where to look, detective?
Mark: … Uh… maybe?
Sarge: Lucky for you, we found a business card on the bastard. It says where you're going.
Mark: And where would that be?
Sarge: You won't like the answer…
Mark: Try me…
3 Hours Later…

Mark: GODDAMN IT!!! IT HAD TO BE CHIPPENDALES!!!
She looks upon the nightclub, lights blazing in the night sky. She shakes her head, but reluctantly enters. She looks around, and notices immediately a number of people inside, including patrons, bouncers, bartenders, and… the performers.
Mark: Right… let's see how this case turns out…

OOC: OK, so a lot of people wanted a strip club for some reason. So yeah… create your characters (which can either be patrons, bouncers, bartenders, or, you guessed it, strippers), describe them, name them, etc. etc. I will choose the murderer, and message them via PM. They'll send me back their first victim, and with that… BAM! Case opened! So go ahead and make your characters.

A strip club!? Oh, for the love of…

Fine, I guess I'll be a bartender.

I'm not at a computer right now, and I don't have enough time this morning to make a complete character bios, but I can have one up by the end of the day.

I'll be a bartender too.
Basically, I'm working here to pay for college tuition. I have always been nice to all customers, but I don't usually hang out with any other co-workers. More specifically, I avoid strippers and anyone topless.
I usually chat with frequent customers. That angered some co-workers, because I don't speak to most of them.
However, in my short bartender career stands out one certain fight with a drunk customer who threatened to cut another customer (A friend of mine) with a cracked bottle. Basically, I broke 2 of his ribs, his left arm and stabbed him in the feet. Thanks to surveillance cameras, I only did community work for a couple of weeks.

Also, some strippers like teasing me because they think I'm gay.

If it's okay, I'll be a bartender too.
I work at the place for some extra money. Most of the co-workers probably see me as sort of boring, as I'm a silent type. I try to be nice towards the customers and the other workers, but I don't talk a lot to them. When a day of work has ended, I do hang around a bit longer, to drink something, but I sit away from the others, listening to music on my phone. One day, one of the workers asked me what I was listening, and I let him hear a bit, which surprised him. He didn't expect me to like extreme forms of metal.

I'll be the owner of the club.

Making money for this club ain't easy. My men try their best to bring in some revenue for the Chippendales Club in Dallas, but sometimes, we have to make sacrifices. I love it when I fire someone. Hell, as I drink my scotch, someone should be packing up their items right now because I fired them today.

Hmmm. What should I be? DANCER OF COURSE!
My name is Pat. I work as a male stripper at this club. I didn’t ask for this job. I was fired from my last job and I needed the money. That was six years ago. Now I love to dance for all the women that walk into this club (and the pay is decent too). I dance for the guys too, even though I don’t enjoy it as much. But enough about that. Outside of my job I have lots of friends. I spend most of my time partying and wasting my money (I'm not saying I make a lot, but I make enough to spend it and have fun). When I’m done partying, I’ll usually go to my apartment to relax and play some video games.

Oh no, again?

I'm in this same situation again? No. It cannot be, I was killed in HellHospital!
I don't want to go through another picking off of these people!

What brought me back? Why? What time am I in? Who is the murderer this time?
I have to find the murderer, I HAVE to.

(I'll be the same entity when as in the HellHospital thread)

i'll be the tough ass bouncer named apparently SHUGER T cause of his crippling addition of sugar tea so it makes sense his real name Shaguraous Tyrone

Standing outside in the cold we find a quiet doorman who lives alone in a tiny apartment on the other side of town. His neighbor, old Ms. Breckenridge, describes him as "such a nice boy". Soft spoken and mild-mannered, some comment that he looks like various celebrities, and all of these people are wrong. Every night, he greets patrons feebly, and makes almost no tips. None of the managers at the club remembers hiring a doorman, but they have never once had a complaint about him.

I'll be a badass Bronx bouncer named Barry Anderson. He is always wearing a Yankees cap, and prefers leather jackets and combat boots. He's around twenty years old, and is attending Hofstra University. He's a bit of a jerk with a heart of gold. I'll use orange for him.

As for locations:

1. The Bronx, New York
2. Las Vegas, Nevada
3. Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Standing outside also, we find an old hobo. He's seen some serious shit, I tell you.
???: Could you mind sparing me some change?
The man seems very… mysterious, like he has a lot of info to give.

OOC:I’ll be the Chippendales accountant, Ryan Santos. He’s 23 and just graduated UMass Amherst under accounting. He can take a fight, but he tries to get out of trouble. Was a baseball player but he hasn’t since the accident. Sort of touring around the city since he just got a job there. he’ll talk in red.

Edit: changed job to fit roleplay better
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?: Could you mind sparing some change?
Ryan: Uhhh, sure sir.
he takes his wallet and gives him a 10 dollar bill
?: Thanks kid. You know I heard a story about this place once before.
Ryan: Really?
???: You know that there was a spooky tree out here once?
Ryan: (oh god he's drunk, it's time to get going)
Ryan: Interesting, I- uh – have to see a friend so maybe I’ll see you again
>starts walking away to avoid awkwardness
>walks to job/strip club
>see the booty
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Ok, as usual, Carno will be writing in italics, and Taur will be writing in bold.

Name's Taur. I'm at the top of my class of snipers, and I'm here just for a drink or two.

Hello. I'm Carno, Taur's best friend. I'm a software developer, just here with my jimmies rustled, waiting for Taur to finish so I can drive him home. And if things go bad…well.. I have a Remington in the back of my car.

Chowz stepped out of his office and stepped onto the stage. He was disgusted that no work was being done.

Alright guys, it's almost Showtime and I expect a good night tonight. Get busy or else, YOU'RE FIRED!!!