>Randy Sex Machine suddenly has a hunch, and stops right in his tracks of leading Mark to the one private place left.
>"Stay put darling, I'll be right back."
>Jumps downstairs, using a stripper pole like a fireman pole, kicking some random bloke in the proces.
Alright, y'all wanted hints, I'll give you one!
First, let's look at the facts. There were 3 murders commited using the booze. Two with a good slap on the head, the other using poison in a bottle. For that, we'll run with the hypothesis that the killer is one of the bartenders. There are 3 of those:
- Mike
Dr. Robotnik- Digoxin
And I'm going to run on a hunch here and say Digoxin is our killer. For starters, the previous suspect, Robotnik, is dead. So that leaves us with Mike and Digoxin, our cuffed fellas.
Now here are some things to point out.
First, it has been confirmed our killer never found Chowz a good boss. And throughout the period that Chowz was still alive, Digoxin has had the largest amount of arguments with Chowz, and accused him of being the killer the most. Clearly he's not fan of Chowz.
Second, a lot of murders involved alcohol, bottles of alcohol, or occured near the bar. All near Digoxin with tools available to Digoxin.
Third, there's our latest kill that made me confirm that Digoxin is the killer.
>and fires on Shuger T, killing him
>guess Barry shoulda had a better eye on his gun
The kill was commited using Barry's gun! Now let's scroll back a couple of pages to a post made by Digoxin.
Ryan, have you lost your mind?!
Digoxin helps Barry get up
You can't hit him just like that! Did he threaten you or something? At this rate, we'll be dead in 2 hours. All of us!
Digoxin slaps Ryan
Ding ding ding! Pickpocketed the gun right off Barry. Sure, it was empty thanks to our detective, but who says Mark wasn't pickpocketed either? Mark went undercover as a bartender for a period, there were plenty of opportunities to pickpocket ammo for Digoxin in that period.
"But Sex Machine-Senpai~, Digoxin and Mike are cuffed to each other. Surely Mike would've noticed Digoxin firing a gun."
Yeah, but let's look at one of Mark's first posts related to the story, followed by a post by Digoxin made later:
Pushes self away from table and approaches the bar. A bartender comes up, with headphones in their ears.
Mark: I'd like a Guinness, please.
The bartender ignores her, nodding his head back and forth.
Hey Mike, I think something's going on over there.
Mike doesn't hear Digoxin.
Gah…
Mike is fucking deaf thanks to his earphones. No way he would've heard that shot when Digoxin pulled the trigger. Any other reason for why Mike didn't notice can be placed on the alcohol, because it's confirmed everyone's drunk of their asses. But also on the following:
How could I serve drinks, or how did Mike change channels, if we were supposed to be handcuffed?
There's the possibility they're no longer cuffed. It's implied by the fact that Mike is suddenly roaming around changing music while Digoxin is serving drinks.
Lastly, the killer has been confirmed to be able to blend in a crowd. With this team of strippers and hobo rapists, surely we have a lot who would stand out. Digoxin is one of the few who hasn't been standing out much, he just moves along with the flow, pointing towards others but not in an aggressive way. But I also quote his introduction post:
Basically, I'm working here to pay for college tuition. I have always been nice to all customers, but I don't usually hang out with any other co-workers. More specifically, I avoid strippers and anyone topless.
He can perfectly remain unnoticed, because he already moves through the club unnoticed.
Digoxin is our killer!
>Walks back upstairs.
>Notices some 4th Level Outbreak talking to miss detective.
>Does backflip.
>Package secured.
>Back to important matters.
this is gonna to be good
