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If you could bang any user from KYM, who would it be?

Last posted Mar 12, 2014 at 03:39PM EDT. Added Dec 09, 2013 at 06:56PM EST
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Tomberry wrote:

Thank you MedleyManiac for making me find out about this.
Really, guys?
There was a time when I (double stress on the "I") was the most bangable sexy beast to ever grace this website due to my lovely Frenchiness.
My Frenchiness alone brought all the girls (even the boys) to the yard.
And now…now… everyone's for RandomMan. And I mean everyone!
What happened to you, KYM?
Did I lose my crown simply because I'm not as active as before?
Man, that's not fair.

That was in a time when I wasn't present on this site yet.

The people were still blind, unaware of what might cross their path in the future, not looking further then one meager French kid. Then I joined, opening their eyes and hearts, and the rest is history.

But why should we end it like this, when we can end it like men! A duel, Mano a Mano, you vs myself. To finally know who is the most bangable beast.

Last edited Jan 08, 2014 at 07:26PM EST

A duel to determine the sexiest stud of KYM? Sounds like the most appropriate service this forum could ever provide

I will assist in the facilitation of this duel….

The contestants Randomman and Tomberry will duel to prove their top sexiness. The winner will be the stud that makes the most panties moist
The arena will be Male Strip club from the last Murder thread
Contestants will stand on stage and striptease/slutdance up to a time limit of 30 minutes
In this time, both contestants will dance before a designated batch of patrons consisting of random drunken Cougars and Drag Queens
Contestants have 30 minutes to sexually entice as much of their audience as possible to try and grab their cocksock
Did I forget to mention that you can only wear cocksocks?
Contestants will gradually lose audience as the patrons attempt to grab the contestants sexy delicious cock and get thrown out by the bouncers for interrupting on stage. The winner by the end of the time limit will be the Contestant with the least patrons still in the room

Rules:

No attempting to sway your opponents audience, you may only dance before your own
Your audience will be randomly assigned. You may not choose them. (So RM can't rig the contest by bringing in Markhaox)
Bring your own tools. Tools consist of sex toys to use on yourself, including but not up to; dildos, anal plugs, beads, whips and chains
Bring your own weapons. Weapons consist of items to distract your opponent, including but not up to; twerking, thrown eggs and the sheer intimidation of your huge dong
No physical contact with your opponent unless it's for shipping

These rules and terms may be revised. Any comments?

Last edited Jan 05, 2014 at 10:47AM EST

i wonder who really is KYMs RPGs (both sexes) in the RL.

@ Blue
Not like I would even be swayed by RM's…

I am a robot there for I can't bang anyone.

Sir Soundwave wrote:

I am a robot there for I can't bang anyone.

^ this guy

because nobody Souers the Auer and gets away with it.

Whoever has the largest dick. Or the best butt. Maybe the best combo of the two.

How much for a trip around the world?

Wow, people of various levels of importance and popularity just come to congregate and rut like beasts just for the fact they can? . . . I want in.

. . .

Holy crap, their karma levels are just too damn high. . . maybe I'll just hold the camera, breathe heavily and whisper raunchy comments into the mic that'll probably ruin the viewers' experience. Yeah, I'm content with just that.

AutisticWeeb wrote:

Whoever has the largest dick. Or the best butt. Maybe the best combo of the two.

Kung Fu Cthulhu has a fine piece of ass

RandomMan wrote:

That was in a time when I wasn't present on this site yet.

The people were still blind, unaware of what might cross their path in the future, not looking further then one meager French kid. Then I joined, opening their eyes and hearts, and the rest is history.

But why should we end it like this, when we can end it like men! A duel, Mano a Mano, you vs myself. To finally know who is the most bangable beast.

Oh My!
So, after, me vs Captain_Blubber, me vs RandomMan?
Ok, let's do this.

I don't need any toys. My voice alone is enough to make panties moist.

Would I be banging the user in real life or the character the user pretends to be?

YorShadow wrote:

Would I be banging the user in real life or the character the user pretends to be?

I think it's mostly the avatars of the users though I might be wrong on that and it could very well be both. On that note I'm gonna fuck my friends! no wait my followers! No some of the users here that I like but aren't friends with!

>Been off the KYM forums.
>Opens thread

ZillieZephyr wrote:

>Been off the KYM forums.
>Opens thread

haaaaaaaaaaaaay guuuurl
you ready for some of dis?

Derpy Vaz wrote:

haaaaaaaaaaaaay guuuurl
you ready for some of dis?

CrowTheMagician wrote:

I think it's mostly the avatars of the users though I might be wrong on that and it could very well be both. On that note I'm gonna fuck my friends! no wait my followers! No some of the users here that I like but aren't friends with!

On that note I’m gonna fuck my friends!

I’m gonna fuck my friends!

fuck my friends!

my friends!

Oh shit.

I have big dragon dick and want to bang anyone for 1$.

I am the object of BSOD's affection, and he is mine.

CrowTheMagician wrote:

I think it's mostly the avatars of the users though I might be wrong on that and it could very well be both. On that note I'm gonna fuck my friends! no wait my followers! No some of the users here that I like but aren't friends with!

"On that note I’m gonna >fuck my friends!"<

Wait, what?!

Last edited Jan 09, 2014 at 09:14PM EST

LittleBlueDragon wrote:

"On that note I’m gonna >fuck my friends!"<

Wait, what?!

we both are fucked

Wightprincess wrote:

I am the object of BSOD's affection, and he is mine.

Yui is my Waifu wrote:

Kung Fu Cthulhu has a fine piece of ass

I do, actually! As for my other attributes? Well, I suppose you could call them…

Last edited Jan 10, 2014 at 12:48AM EST

LittleBlueDragon wrote:

"On that note I’m gonna >fuck my friends!"<

Wait, what?!

Shit I knew I forgot something when I made that statement! Damn did things become awkward as hell!

all depends on one question…

@Crow

Shh, no regrets only buttsex now. * Wink Wink *

Last edited Jan 10, 2014 at 06:30AM EST

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Uhh…..where can I get that pillow?

Disty wrote:

Uhh…..where can I get that pillow?

I warn you, stuff like this doesn't come cheap.

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I warn you, stuff like this doesn't come cheap.

brb

sending images

And I'm back

You know, I could order this, but I think that would be taking it too far.

Image 1

Image 2

I'm posting this just to show you I wasn't joking. I think I might be insane.

Last edited Jan 10, 2014 at 11:51PM EST

I'm tempted to draw you a more appropriate pose that would fit into a pillow much better.

Did you catch the dimensions that the image needs to be to scale into the pillow?

[edit]

Oh wait, I see. 5906 × 1969. I can work with that

Last edited Jan 11, 2014 at 12:39AM EST

Anyone who knows me a bit and knows who my KYM friends are knows I would bang Professorcheese in a second.

I would also say Randomman, but one of the requirements for modship was to pleasure him so that's already taken care of.

@Disturbed B
Nah that is completely normal. Everybody needs a bsod dakimakura.

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

I'm tempted to draw you a more appropriate pose that would fit into a pillow much better.

Did you catch the dimensions that the image needs to be to scale into the pillow?

[edit]

Oh wait, I see. 5906 × 1969. I can work with that

Please do.

Disty wrote:

Please do.

Please make this happen.

Enters thread

Leaves thread.

Gravity Man wrote:

Enters thread

Leaves thread.

Then again… My abilities to manipulate gravity certainly could be a big…. plus.

Last edited Jan 11, 2014 at 09:06PM EST

RandomMan wrote:

Please make this happen.

If a BSOD dakimakura exists in the world, I will die happy.

I need inspiration. Somebody PM me pictures of horse pillows.

I do have a body pillow design already but it was made for a joke with Fifths. I'm looking to draw something that's more along the lines of this.

I'm too crappy at drawing to do anthro or anything to explicit detail, so for that I recommend commissioning someone on DeviantArt to do it

>MFW this thread

Oh My Gosh! I forgot about this thread. I'm dying now. Almost entirely tempted to do this. Except if I was going to do something like this, I'd want to do a pony plushy pillow instead of a full body pillow (if that makes sense). More like this ↓↓↓ but closer stitched to the edges of the pony.