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Do exactly what the title says. Posts tasteless jokes and humor. Example:
Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer?
A: I never had a freezer fart when I pulled my meat out.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout?
A Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: How many jews can fit in a sports car?
A: Two in the seats, a thousand in the ashtray.

A brunette, a red head, and a blonde were having a very interesting conversation and it got around to their daughters. The brunette said, "I went in my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn't even know she smoked!"

The red head said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a half-empty bottle of vodka! I didn't even know she drank!"

Then the blonde burst out and said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn't even know she had a penis!"

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, what does he have?
 
 
 
DIABETES.

Daughter: Pa, can I borrow tha car?
Pa: Sure can, but you know what you have to do.
Daughter: ok
*slurp
*slurp
Daughter: Pa, your dick tastes like shit.
Pa: oh, that's right! Your brother already borrowed the car.

Q: what's the difference between a dead kid and a rolls royce?

A: I don't have a rolls royce in my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and an art student?

A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

The wild Dane Cook, upon hearing the alluring sound of other tasteless humor, initiates his own ritualistic dance of verbal diarrhea and spastic flailing in an attempt to impress and mate with the source.

I am a

Well, still have to stay on topic. So here's more humor:
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week – " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
-www.lotsofjokes.com

okay time for some jokes since i haven't made any yet

so why did the chicken cross the road?

because the light was green!

Why can Michael Jackson not drive?
 
Because he's dead.

So there's this Scottish man sitting in bar in Glascow, trying to enjoy his beer. However, everyone seems to be ignoring him, and he's stuck in the corner of the bar all alone.

After two pints, he gets up and shouts at the people, "Look out the window there! Do ya see that brick wall? I built that with me bare hands! But do they call me 'Gregory the Wall Builder'? No!" And then he sits back and continues drinking while everyone continues to ignore him.

An hour passes, and after a few more pints, the Scottish man is still angry. He gets up again and shouts, "Look out the window there! Do ya see that fence? I built that with me bare hands! But do they call me 'Gregory the Fence Builder'? No!" And then he sits down once again.

Another hour passes and he now has at least ten pints in him. Everyone is still ignoring him and at this point he is furious. He throws his beer at the ground, stands up on his stool, and shouts, "…but ya fuck one goat!"

@Chokesmurf
inb4 goatfag deustodo!

Three germans and a russian enter a bar
The russian hits the third german with a glass bottle
The first german said to the second one
"Wow, i did nazi that coming."

don't jew use that kind of language mister

I do nazi how these jokes are funny. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.

Why is Mexico #1 in obesity now?

Because only the lighter Mexicans could make it over the border fence.

Why the little kid fell off the swing? Because he doesn't have arms.

Ok, i'm going to back to hell now.

Where does congress like to pass bills?

In the bathroom to interns in the next stall over.
(brb NSA at my door.)

Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.

What's the difference between a baby and a dog?

One tastes better fried, the other baked.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Not the little kid.

No ghost bumping, please. It's simply puts this chamber of happiness horrors back up.

Did you know that there are still some countries that still have slavery? One of those countries is Saudi Arabia. They have a special name for their slaves though. They're called women.

What the f**ck?

Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
That's as far as I could kick it.

Boy: Hey, you wanna play the rape game?

Girl: What the fuck? No!

Boy: Yeah, that's the spirit!

An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.

The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, 'F*CK THE CHILDREN!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'

How can humor be tasteless when it's never had taste to begin with.

So, you wanna know why my baby can't walk?
His legs are broken.

Q: What did the blind, deaf, quadruple amputee orphan, that lost all his parents, friends and pets in a war that destroyed his home, get for his birthday?

A: Cancer

Man 1:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Man 2: I don't know, why?
Man 1: to go visit a dick sucking, pillow bitting faggot.

Man 1: knock knock!
Man 2: who's there?
Man 1: the chicken….

Q:what did the duck said to the chicken?
A:quack

Q: What's the difference between a Pepperoni Pizza and a Cheese Pizza?
A: Nothing, if you don't taste.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rape.
Rape who?
YOU.

Jokes are like water:
It serves a good purpose, it's required for growth, and most of the time it's tasteless and awful.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One explodes into multiple red pieces when smashed, and the other's a watermelon