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any thing with the square root of negative 1 will be ______ i
New Question: Why does Captain Blubber like children's shows?
could you teach a horse to tapdance?
sleepy bump
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answering real genius
he is a chil inside
Q.why am i here?
A. To troll.
Q. Where'd my Troll-B-Gone go?
sleepy bump
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A.its in my hand.
Q.is it time?
A: It's Goofy Time!
Q: Why is Scott Evenson so inappropriate?
sleepy bump
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A.cuz he a perverted retard
Q.did i make more contibutions than scott everson?
A: Yes. He decided to leave. Whenever I asked why he hasn't done anything, he says "I don't feel like it." Maybe it's a good thing, he acts like he's 11. (He's 17)
Q: Are we Human or are we Dancer?
sleepy bump
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A.We are neither
Q.can i have a free pie?
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: never
Q: Why won't you guys let this thread die??
also
Hector: “Dang, they look just like those girls down the street.” Leaves to go… you know.
so close
A; Because it's fun.
Q: What is Scott Evenson doing right now?
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: fapping
Q: how messed up am i on a scale of 1 to 10?
A: 1
Q: Why do people like FF7?
Autistic Ass Cat
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i meant by normal people standards
@Hector
(-1i^2+1)^3+1.41^2
Try to figure that out.
9.9881?
Never forget to round up.
10
A. I have no clue, it's not even a good game.
Q. Should I An Hero?
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: by all means
Q: itty bitty baby?
A: Itty bitty boat.
Q:Don't believe it?
Greg McCoral
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A. Habeeb it
Q. if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around does it make a sound?
George Berkeley was an Irish philosopher who created and promoted a theory he called "immaterialism" later referred to as "subjective idealism". His dictum was "Esse est percipi" – "To be is to be perceived". He talked of objects ceasing to exist once there was nobody around to perceive them. In his work, A Treatise Concerning the Principles of Human Knowledge, he proposes, "But, say you, surely there is nothing easier than for me to imagine trees, for instance, in a park and nobody by to perceive them. The objects of sense exist only when they are perceived; the trees therefore are in the garden no longer than while there is somebody by to perceive them." One source[who?] cites him concisely phrasing the question, "If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, did it really fall?" His philosophical musings had nothing to do with sound at all, neither its physical nature nor its metaphysical possibilities.
Some years later, a similar question is posed. It is unknown whether the source of this question is Berkeley or not. In June 1883 in the magazine The Chautauquan in Volume 3, Issue 9 on page 543 the question was put, "If a tree were to fall on an island where there were no human beings would there be any sound?" They then went on to answer the query with, "No. Sound is the sensation excited in the ear when the air or other medium is set in motion." This seems to imply that the question is posed not from a philosophical viewpoint, but from a purely scientific one. The magazine Scientific American corroborated the technical aspect of this question, while leaving out the philosophic side, a year later on Apr 5, 1884, on page 218 of their magazine when they asked the question slightly reworded, "If a tree were to fall on an uninhabited island, would there be any sound?" And gave a more technical answer, "Sound is vibration, transmitted to our senses through the mechanism of the ear, and recognized as sound only at our nerve centers. The falling of the tree or any other disturbance will produce vibration of the air. If there be no ears to hear, there will be no sound."
The current phrasing appears to have originated in the 1910 book Physics by Charles Riborg Mann and George Ransom Twiss. The question "When a tree falls in a lonely forest, and no animal is near by to hear it, does it make a sound? Why?" is posed along with many other questions to quiz readers on the contents of the chapter, and as such, is posed from a purely physical point of view.
In recent years, however, the quandary has gone back to its possible metaphysical roots, albeit with wording that muddies the philosophical riddle that Berkeley supposed it to be.
The common sense answer, as the question has mostly come to rely on, is that yes, it obviously makes a sound since we know that a tree falling makes noise regardless of whether anyone is around or not. The metaphysical, and perhaps first roughly proposed, answer is that no, the tree does not make a sound if no one is there to witness it falling. And indeed the act of making a sound isn't even a quandary, all that matters is that the tree in fact ceases to exist if no one is there to witness it.
The production of sound requires 3 things: A source, a medium, and a receiver. The source, through vibrations called "compression" and "rarefraction", creates a series of pressure waves that vary in frequency and amplitude. These pressure waves propagate through various mediums including water, air and solids. The receiver collects and converts these pressure waves into electrical impulses. If you remove any of the 3 requirements for sound, there is no sound.
In the vacuum of outer space there is no means of propagation, therefore, no sound. In the absence of a receiver in the woods, the falling tree only produces a series of pressure waves.
If a tree fell in the forest, it would disturb the surrounding air, creating vibrations that the auditory senses are capable of sensing. For the absence of these sound waves, there would have to be an absence of air, in which case the tree would not exist in the first place. It is not the absence of sound that should be considered, but rather the absence of awareness of the sound.
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errrggg
fucking wall of text!
sleepy bump
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A. Sure, draw tits or GTFO.
Q. what would be a good question to put here?
sleepy bump
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A.can you be quiet?
Q.im an r.tard right.?
A. yes, yes you are. For more reasons than you would think
Q. how soon until we can ban people with their ip adress?
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: yes
Q: guess the song
jug jiggajug jiggajug jiggajug jiggajug jiggajig jiggajug jiggaJUHJUHHH (whaaaa)..
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: soon
Q: guess the song
jug jiggajug jiggajug jiggajug jiggajug jiggajig jiggajug jiggaJUHJUHHH (whaaaa)..
A. Tak and the power of JuJu theme song
Q. Twilight: the book or the movie?
A: The "jigga stole my bike" show theme song
Q: What kind of cheese is yatta?
EDIT: INB4 JACK CANDLE
A. both can die in a fire
Q. who's feeling like raging today>?
A: MEEEEEEEEE
Q: what kind of cheese is yatta?
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KLUGSKASIULASJKFHKLJASLDFJHASFYIOAWHIJHAWIJFHIOJHWIOPJAHOWIUH@#&()Q(U@UIRPHFASOFASDASFASDFASD
@: why god why?
A. because you an entire coke bottle
Q. hectorius, you keep getting beat by ninjas, how does this make you feel?
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: horny
Q: why does it hurt when I get punched?
A. You must be allergic to fists.
Q. What would you do if Milhouse became a meme?
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: INSTABONER (GAH!!!!)
Q: Why are we here?
sleepy bump
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A.cause this makes Real Genius happy
Q.WHY ARE WE HERE?
A. Because it's more fun than not being here.
Q. aren't Rules 1&2 contradictory?
Autistic Ass Cat
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A: The rules are bullshit.. moot said so himself
Q: Where am I?
sleepy bump
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A.in my pants…
Q.That answer wasnt necessary,right?
A.in a grave since you defied the rules
Q. a;dlsf;ljkfuiwqero45978?
sleepy bump
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A.the division of 0
Q.i feel like i'm a problem?
A: 500 GET!
Q: What would Hector do if he found out he had a sex change in his sleep?