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A: That's a question?

Q: What time is it?

A: That’s a question?

Q: What time is it?

A:

Q: You walk along a dark and mysterious tunnel. Suddenly, a giant spider jumps out. Do you (A) fight, or (B) RUN LIKE HELL?

A: FIGHT! with your

Q: are tampon guns legal?

A: Yes, they stop bloody periods of violence.
Q: Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS! You want it?

A: Take all three. Knit the rope into a lantern, put the oil in it, THEN BOMB THE S**T OUT OF IT.

Q: Am I allowed to swear on this website?

A. Only if you're with an admin.

Q. I accidentally my cat. Is this bad?

A: Only if you forgot to shave it first.

Q: Where is my popped corn?

A: In my tummy.

Q: When you stand up, where does your lap go?

A: It lives its life

B: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png
How do I put comic?

A: By doing a barrel roll.

Q: Pie or cake?

A.
The Sentence Below Is False
The Pie Is A Lie
The Cake Is A Lie
The Sentence Above Is True

Q. Can I lick the side of your head?

A: Hell No.

Q: Why is this thread still here?

A: Because there are an infinite amount of stupid questions.
Q: How is a raven like a writing deak?

A: Because it wants to be.
Q: Why?

A. Because I got the 666th post.

Q. Are you Satanic because you hate god? Or do you hate God if because you're satanic?

A: Because the world is round,it turns me on.
Q: If the sky is blue because of the ocean,why is the ocean blue?\

EDIT: 666th post GET

A: It's the other way around.
Q: Y YUU PHAIL SEW MOOCH RITE NOWE?

A: I think because the children are hungry in the world because of Global Warming

Q: WUT DOES 69 MEAN?

A: Go ask your mother. She'll remember from screwing my younger brother, who is 12, by the way.

Q: Do you know the way to San Jose?

A: no
Q:why does it burn when I pee?

A: Because you use tabasco as soap.

Q: If moot, Jimmy Wales, and Jamie Dubs got in a fight, who would win?

A: The world would explode, So no one would win.

Q: Where is the bathroom?

A: Two floors up, across the bridge to the roof of the other building with the helipad, and GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!

Q: What did you just step in?

A:The FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Q: Is Milhouse a meme?

A: Check the meme section to find out more.

Q: Do you think it's okay to answer a question with another question?

Is the pope a jew?
Q: Is a manwich a vegtable

A: Of course. The sky is also red.
Q: What was m00t thinking when he performed his first banninging of a /b/tard?

A. How would we know?

Q. What cures AIDS?

A: Getting IT melted of with a concentrated lazer beam

Q:Wud I tell you bout sneakin round here boy?

A: That it has to be sneaky.
B: Why doesn't the right arrow key of my keyboard work?

A: because you touch yourself at night.

B: if i tell two friends and they tell two friends, and one of those friends takes a bus to Phoenix, when will people kill all the mimes in the world?

A: Next Tuesday.

Q: Where can you find lions?

A: Only in Kenya

Q: What happens when you put your socks in the toaster?

what would happen if you crossed a whale with a tank?

A: Two possibilities, it could be either a Wailord, or I haven't a goddamn clue

Q: What goes good with vampire heads?

A: a knife and garilc (duh…)

A: …

Q: Which MC was that?

A: MC Hammer.

Q: What is the best comedy show on TV?

A: The View.
Q: Who are The Men Who Stare at Goats?

A, Secretly, Men @ Work

Q. We come from a land down under. Do you?

A. Only on days starting with the letter "T".
Q. If 0÷anything = 0, and anything÷0 = OH SHI-… Then what is 0÷0?

A. Apocalypse, Liam Neeson style.
Q. VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

A. what is power level ??+ n my name is torstein not vegeta
Q. how was i made (hurr)

A: you were grew on a tree.

Q; How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris?

A. Chawck Nawris > Brewce Leey
Q. What you say?

A: I SAID….dunno.

Q: WHAT IS LOVE?

A:BABY DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
Q:What is the meaning of sex?

A: thats what i am.

Q:is the bird the word?

A:Of course the bird is the word
Q:WYNAUT?