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be dead.

Watch Media frenzy cover the inexplicable death of Tens of Thousands of Teenagers around the globe.

Why would all bronies die anyway? Is it some kind of subliminal shit in an episode?

More deaths followed by a wave of anti-bronies falling into existential depression and committing suicide

Hundreds of websites go defunct

The dakimakura market crashes

Hundreds of plushies end up in landfills

Hot Topic goes out of business

Care Bears share value increases

Worldwide chaos

Brogres rise from the ashes

@Kebab

The latest episode turned all 6 ponies into alicorns, causing every brony to have an aneurysm

Kill the op and revive all bronies.

Depends. If it was like murder/strange disease/mass deathI would be sad and shit.

Try to spread word that we need to destroy all brony content before more people die. Watch as the news refers to it as the biggest death count since (a.) 9/11 (b.) WW2 or (c.) the holocaust.

Haunt you from the afterlife with a scepter, Smugdash, Twalot Sprinkle, and Shaquille O'Neal.

I promise, I will do it, you whroe.

If you mean all the bronies as in, every person that contributed to the fandom:
Then there would be missing Adventure Time fans as there were some bronies in the Adventure Time fan.
Then there would be missing furries as there were some bronies in the furry fandom.
Overall you would have missing people.

If you mean all the bronies as in, the MLP fanbase:
It wouldn’t change much. Lauren Faust would make a reboot for Care Bears and we still get a fandom that makes a cult over a cartoon, because of evolution demands a cartoon in the future that follows the “it may looks like diabetes but it’s actually decent, therefore I shall call this the greatest animated masterpiece since ’The Thief and the Cobbler’ just because" mindset.

If you mean the euphoric bronies that give a bad taste to everyone who thinks of bug-eyed horsies, then the fanbase would be smaller, but much more likable.

They will then be servants to the might brogre race.

All bronies die and I am the only survivor. I am the last brony. I swear that my fallen brothers and sisters shall not be forgotten and that this crisis will happen never again. I shall spread the history and teachings of my people. Everyone will know of love and tolerance.

I wear a fedora. I don my Dr. Whooves t-shirt. I stop shaving my neck. It would be my duty to travel the world and try to convert as many people as I can into the fandom. We will rise again.

OP's theme:

I guess I'm dead.

If not because I'm the one exception or I'm not Brony enough, then I would be upset because loads of innocent people just died, obviously!
More personally, I'm personally hit because this is probably the first fandom I've been in that's treated me with full decency and I feel at home in the KYM Pony General, not to mention that a lot of my e-friends elsewhere liked the show, few of them seem to massively enjoy it anymore but they'd probably be gone too…
At least my IRL best friends are all safe, none of them like the show, two of them tend to mock it whenever it comes up and the other is indifferent and apathetic to it.

Then there would be missing Adventure Time fans as there were some bronies in the Adventure Time fan.
Then there would be missing furries as there were some bronies in the furry fandom.
Overall you would have missing people.

The following fandoms have Bronies in their ranks:

• Dr.Who
• Adventure Time
• Avatar
• Gravity Falls
• Sonic
• Furries
• Transformers
• Warhammer
• Magic, The Gathering
• Pokemon
• Homestuck
• Marvel
• CoD
• Dota
• TF2
• Pretty much every game you can think of
• Pretty much every anime you can think of
• Pretty much every franchise you can think of
• Shit, they're in fucking everything! Turns out they like more than just MLP? Whodathunkit?

Every fandom gets a chunk taken out of it

I'd be dead.

But I go knowing the fact that I will have accomplished more in my near-27 years than you will in your entire lifetime.

Downvoting a guy for posting a silly "what if" concept in a forum section all about posting silly stuff? Really, guys? I mean, it's not like he said "all fans of this show should die".

@Kung Fu

Yea, he's not doing anything wrong. But I think some just have a knee-jerk downvote reaction to any topic that involves bronies.

Also it doesn't help that nobody knows this guy and he only has a track record for shitposts

Don't worry,

Bronies are the euphoric Neckbeards that write erotic fanfictions about MLP and actually want to cum over rainbow dash.

Not fans of the Series.

Highly unlikely. Bob does not die. Just ask opspe.

Also, props to ARobotNamedJoe for MMZ.

>Cumming over Dashie.
>Not inside.

ISHYGDDT

>not want to cum inside scepter

You people are fucking crazy. He might be an OC, but BSOD is the one true pony worthy of internal ejaculation.

Boy, we've been in a two-man circlejerk this past week. Wonder what's up with that.

I would emerge from the ash of what was left of the brony race and find the man who managed to wipe out the majestic but sometimes very fucking creepy bronies with a single shitpost and I'll exact my revenge on him and his men one by one, as the Crow.

this is a grey area and sort of a paradox
i won't die because i am not a brony
i will die because i like to watch the show (that is unless a brony is no longer a person who likes MLP)

in any case the result is the same

You are now aware that there are two pony threads.

This was OP's plan all along.

I think I've been doing this brony thing all wrong; I'm a patchy-bearded theist that writes trollbait fanfictions and actually want to cum all over Cadance. Shit.

>not want to cum inside the God of Despair

Also, OP is a chickun.

No you stupid noob, it's INSIDE. Not OVER. INSIDE. I. N. S. I. D. E. That spells INSIDE. We want to cum INSIDE Rainbow Dash. Get it right man, geez! JAEEYZZ MAN! GAAAAAWRD!

@Owens

You people are fucking crazy. He might be an OC, but BSOD is the one true pony worthy of internal ejaculation

This never gets old

50% of the brony comunity is cool, 30% want to convert everyone into bronies, and the other 20% are creeps.
So yea, we are loosing good people.

But really if there isn't any brony, there wouldn't be anyone to insult as horsefucker! What a terrible world! I need to insult people as horsefucker. I can't live with it!!!
tips bullet

>"Gaben dies":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPjFavgKO5I
>Half Life 3 never gets finished
>Valve implodes
>EA buys Valve
>converts Steam into Origin 2.0
>DRM ensues
>EA ends Steam Sales due to "lost profits" and chokes off indie developers
>/v/ finally commits mass suicide
>thousands die
>one of them kills moot before an heroing
>4chan implodes
>Yahoo buys 4chan
>closes it down several months later
>the cancer that killed /b/ metastasis onto the rest of the internet
>the NSA gets overwhelmed
>government servers crash
>nukes get launched in the chaos
>Russia launches their nukes
>WW3
>a fiery holocaust consumes most of the world
>billions die
>society reverts back to the feudal system
>unicorn fables and fairy tales grow anew
>the cycle begins again

For want of a pony, the Newell was lost.
For want of a Newell, the game was lost.
For want of a game, the company was lost.
For want of a company, the industry was lost.
For want of an industry, the image board was lost.
For want of an image board, the internet was lost.
For want of the internet, the world was lost.

All for the want of a show about ponies.

The world would be a slightly better place.

Yes, because people liking a cartoon totally makes the world a worse place to live.

No.
The internet would lose a big chunk of its users.
Prepare for downvotes.
They will downvote you till you get buried fuckdeep under downvotes.

That depends. If the cartoon is loved enough to give it praise, then there is happiness. But with every praise comes someone being encouraged to do shitty things because of a cartoon. It's similar to how an advancement in technology can be a good idea if applied well, but if done badly can turn done wrong. Except it's a cartoon.

Bronies are everywhere. I ain't one but I see em everywhere. Pretty much every MMO game has a few thousands. Pretty much unlikely that would happen.

Besides, things get interesting with them around, quite amusing I should say.

All the bronies die, sounds like a Job for Billy Butcher.

Is more meat for the grinder.

inb4 flamewar a discussion of some sort

^more like inafter, it already started.
If you were expecting more, I'd hate to let you down but it only looks like it's gonna calm down from here.

If you actually took OPs posts serious at any point in this thread, I'd hate to say it (I actually don't) but you lost.

Muh ponies! Don't talk shit about tehm!!11

…I never said anything about that, I was just saying the "flamewar" was dying down.