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Choose the month you were born to see how you'll be executed!

• January – Hanging
• February – Burned at the stake
• March – Beheaded
• April – Drowning
• May – Death by torture
• June – Crushed to death
• July – Death by Cucking Stool
• August – Strangulation
• September – Death by Garrote
• October – Murdered before sentencing
• November – Death by Iron Maiden
• December – Died of Hyperthermia from being in Stocks for too long

BONUS

• February 29th – Set free with magic and curse everyone involved in your trail

Beheaded….at least it's quick.

What about March 0

Looks like I'll be drowning…

So. I'm strangled by garrote.

May I suggest you strangle with chains, and spikes so I can be edgy?

Fine..FINE..FINE MORTALS…
I will be beheaded
My head will hit the ground..
and my corpse will be burned into ashes…
but mark my words..I shall return from the grave..and steal that which you hold most dear…

YOUR HEAD!

Kurenai is secretly working for the NSA, collecting information about our birthdays.

Too bad I looked through your disguise!

Choked by a garrote.

Death by Iron Maiden? Well, I'm a witch… I can always fake a death somehow!

Crushed to death

I read that whole Wikipedia page, and I still don't understand what the fuck a cucking-stool is.

^I presume OP meant ducking-stool, because a cucking-stool usually didn't result in the death of the witch. In the cucking-stools, people were stripped down and placed in a chair somewhere in the center of town, during which they had to recite their sins/crimes. The ducking-stools were used to dunk people in water (similar to water boarding I guess) and occasionally resulted in death. Witches were usually thrown into the water in the ducking-stool to see if they floated or not. If they floated, they were deemed to have been rejecting the baptismal waters and thus in league with the devil. Not sure what happened to the ones who didn't float though. I'm guessing the innocent drowned. *shrug*

Looks like I get death by stocks. Dang it!

Of course, maybe there's the off chance that I can get knocked free by some unsuspecting travelers. XD

Wherever you are, iron maiden's gonna get you no matter how far. Iron maiden can't be fought, iron maiden can't be sought.

Also, fucking stocks. That's the most boring one, at least beheadings and maidens there's blood and guts. All I get is stuck out in the cold.

Death by Dunking Stool…

"Hey, if she's actually a witch she will survive from this right?"

"That's how it works. If she can not drown we go and behead her someplace else."

"But wait, what if it actually turns out she isn't a witch, and we murder a poor innocent girl?"

"Don't be ridiculous! Of course the… logic… must be sound… oh fuck, drag her back out."

"Fuck! She's Dead! What do we do!?"

"We go behead the body and claimed she lived! That's it! uhhhh what have we gotten ourselves into…?"

Death by Drowning for me.

Too bad. I kinda wish I had November actually.

Crushed to Death.

If only that were true…

I would be strangled, but that's no fun…

Murdered before senten--

I would be strangled the old fashioned way, but my avatar's a robot-computer-thing, so there's that…
What are you gonna do, cover up my air vents?

Death by stocks.

Meh, i was expecting something more…. glorious.

Death by Torture

WELP…

Better take it like a man.

Garrote… anything with a name that sounds that horrible must be equally or even more horrible.

It's a rope or cord or chain that you strangle someone with.

-"How do you know that she is a witch?"
-"She looks like one!"

Also, I died by garrote.

There's a heavy metal band joke I can use here. I'm sure it hasn't been used yet.

its the Cucking stool for me
but i shall not rest in my watery grave
for if i am indeed a warlock
then there shall be no rest for the wicked

it is funny because iron maidens are not real (or at least they were never used)

Well, I do know witchcraft, right? Why not turn into something that IS a head, huh? So I can't be beheaded, HUH!?
Loophole success.

hmmm dang it , should have been burn to the stake and get smashed by a fire truck

but drowning ?

Drowning……meh could be worse.
And my final words would be the next ones:

Burned at the stake.
Ooh, going classic are we?