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while I am the DJ of said club I'd most likely not see it at all but my waifu's reaction however…

Hope that suit is fireproof.

I ain't havin' no GF or waifu.

I WOULD EXPLODE EVERYTHING IN THE CLUB:

but what if my gf is actually a giant spike and slapping ass would cause several hand fractures

I knew what to do now !
I'll smack his waifu's ass and have sex with that nice blue screen
BSOD PREPARE FOR NUCLEAR BUTTWARE!

Be warned. I WILL return fire on your butt! I have one very large long nuclear warhead primed for retaliation against your capital city

Who cares we have a just cover on our Warhead!
It's was made in Operation C.O.N.D.O.M!
Where's your Random Lover Now!

Punch him, kick him,

him

@Mr.Stalker

That will do you no good. I carry state of the art defense penetration systems. We call it the Fortification Responsive Protection Limiting Active System

FoRePLAy

It will ensure that our rockets thrust past your national borders and explode all over your economic infrastructure

Okay this up there gettin' a bit wierd. But I like it.

But why is your gf a giant… You know what, never mind, It's probably best left unsaid.

What's with all the violent murder in this club?

Clubs have always been used to bludgeon your enemies with.

If I had one, I'd be Flare Blitzing and Hi Jump Kicking you till you die.

Have fun.

Same with mine.

Tell him to piss off or i'll stick a carrot up his ass.

Hmmm. If I rethink it, maybe I would let him that one and I would start care about the other one ('coz I always have 2 girls with me).

Wouldn't slapping a non existant person's ass result in falling over because of the momentum of the hand? Granted that it is a powerful ass slap.

Nice Try. But my waifu er, wife doesn't have an ass.

My waifu would have cut both his arms off, and then her sister comes over and blows him away with her shotgun gauntlets.