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…and this guy smacks your girlfriend's/waifu's ass.

What do you do?
Keep in mind that he's trained in various moderation techniques, and has over 300 confirmed bans.

Luckily I don't have a girlfriend or waifu so I don't have to worry on getting myself banned just to beat up a rabbit with mod powers. But his moderator techniques pale in comparison to my magic.

That guy doesn't even have the balls to smack my waifu's ass.

Slap his ass.

Slapping my waifu's ass wouldn't be a very good idea

I'd give him a piece of carrot cake, and give my waifu the rest.

If he doing that with my girlfriend (which I don't have currently 'coz I can't get every girl/women in the world if I have girlfriend.), that would be his last action as I travel to Netherlands (there's only 1432 kms between my country and Netherlands).

But what would happen if RandomMan was my waifu?

Would he slap his own ass and then ban himself?

Start a threesome.

Girlfriend? What girlfriend? Waifu? Which waifu?

Damn, beat me to it. Can we make it a fivesome?

Burn His House, and Blame it on The Movement of Global Warming

>attempt to keep it real
>get destroyed

I can't say no to that face.

What Laika said, if you smack this girl's ass, you won't live to tell about it.

This is a girl?

Yep. Blame Squeenix's crazy character designs.

put on tabloids

I don't give a shit what Randomman or my wife is doing
I'm heading straight for the all-you-can-eat breakfast bar

I don't have a gf or a waifu. So… he did nothing?

I thought you are your own waifu.

Palms are sweaty.
Knees weak, arms are heavy.
Mom's spaghetti

Hell, I RandomMan, I'll let him com in my house and fuck my gf/waifu/sister and make hte spagheti.

I don't have a girlfriend or a waifu, but if I did, I would attempt to challenge him in the art of CQC.

What if he misses and smacks my ass instead? Do I wink at him or just pretend it didn't happen?

BTW I wanna see what randomman would do if I would slap his girlfriend's/waifu's ass.

I'm gonna have to take this seriously. After all…

That rabbit's dynamite.

Loli wrote:

That guy doesn’t even have the balls to smack my waifu’s ass.

Doctor Kori wrote:

If he doing that with my girlfriend (which I don’t have currently ‘coz I can’t get every girl/women in the world if I have girlfriend.), that would be his last action as I travel to Netherlands (there’s only 1432 kms between my country and Netherlands).

Mr. Stalker wrote:

Burn His House, and Blame it on The Movement of Global Warming

Sir Crona wrote:

What Laika said, if you smack this girl’s ass, you won’t live to tell about it.

@All of the above

@RandomMan,

Ass slapping contest…

Mistral be like

the whole club is gonna get some

must be avin a gigul there m8 swer down ill slap ya trap ya cheeky bugga finkin u gonna grab ma ball n chain.

swer down like.

@Randomman

Well I heard the Global Warming Burns houses these days

WhoopSie

Guess you have to Ban Global Warming

@Randomman
Oh look I don't know how but I have an airplane ticket to the Netherlands and oh look I still don't know why but I have a chainsaw.

But what club are we at? Book club? Chess club? FUCKING MATH CLUB?! GODDAMN IT I NEED TO KNOW!

We're in the Club of Rome.

Tell him that was rude, and shame him.

Joke's on you, I don't even have a waifu.

those are some nice dykes you have there,
it would be a shame if something happened to it…

>stares at RandomMan
>put a ballgag on his mouth
>"let me show you how we 'moderate' people like you"
>go to secluded corner with RM and waifu
>strip naked
>awesome threesome orgy

Get afraid of ban, let him take GF.

I've been saving this baby for quite some time.

Time for some discipline.

So the 20% of the posters would kill Randomman for this, 75% would rape him and the rest would do nothing since they don't even have waifu.

You also have the smart ones who would just do me or join in.

Cry because he smacked that slut's ass instead of mine. Then go home and burn my hopes and dreams diary that contained a 932 page fanfiction about me and RandomMan. And disembowel myself with my drawing tablet pen to die honorably.

Or ask how he managed to escape BSoD's Sex Dungeon.

@RM

You chose that gif on purpose didn't you?

>Implying RM isn't already my love slave

I don't have one. WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW, PUNK?!

I can't choose between join in or just do you. Maybe both.

& @All the other waifuless folks

Someone's booty is going to get slapped, and I am not going to slap mine. So considering that leaves us with only one booty, you can do the math.

What if we build a machine to smack your ass for eternity, then we'd have to be free from the ass-smackery, with a little bit of irony to you.