Basically, you give out a random scenario, and the person below you has to say what they would do in said scenario, then they give out their own scenario.
I'll start:
You are being surrounded by an army of Grues, in the dark.
What do you do?
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Mandl Brought
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Ask what the fuck a Grue is.
Your avatar is being chased by a giant robot. What do?
Stick my arms in its eyes.
Your donkey is being engulfed by a mutated velociraptortoise, what do you do?
Tell him to get off my ass.
You are being chased by an army of bees led by Nicolas Cage. Wat do?
WHY DO YOU HAVE BEES says the Raidated Stalker
You are now being Forced to love a Ugly Ugly OC of sonic
Sir Soundwave
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Pray to Primus that it will be redesigned by a professional artist very, VERY soon.
These guys are at your front door
What do you do?
Tell them that My Master is in another castle
You need to shoot Goat-tan or Lez, WHAT DO MATE?
Shoot Lez
MORAL DILEMMA TIME:
"You are a skilled doctor, with five patients who all need different organ transplants. There are currently no organs available to give them, and if they don’t get their transplants soon they will all die. You have a sixth patient, who is dying of an incurable disease. At the moment you are giving him medicine to ease his pain and prolong his life. He is a compatible organ donor for your five other patients, but the medicine he is taking will keep him alive just a day longer than they have left. If you were to stop giving him medicine he would die before them, in a very painful way, but you would then be able to use his organs to save the other five.
What should you do?"
Mandl Brought
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MasterBurner "Capo" wrote:
Shoot Lez
MORAL DILEMMA TIME:
"You are a skilled doctor, with five patients who all need different organ transplants. There are currently no organs available to give them, and if they don’t get their transplants soon they will all die. You have a sixth patient, who is dying of an incurable disease. At the moment you are giving him medicine to ease his pain and prolong his life. He is a compatible organ donor for your five other patients, but the medicine he is taking will keep him alive just a day longer than they have left. If you were to stop giving him medicine he would die before them, in a very painful way, but you would then be able to use his organs to save the other five.What should you do?"
Think about it, keep alive one dude for a day or 5 dudes for the rest of their lives? Kind of a dumb question…
John Madden has recruited you to work on the moon. What will you do there?
@Coffee haus
Scenario:
-You walk into your room.
-You find this on your bed.
Wat do?
Write the name of all who appeared in the Cringeworthy Gallery
Goat-tan got Confirmed
Wat Do?
Say 'April fool's day!'
A facehugger got on your mother's face. What you gonna do?
Leave it there.
You have 2 choices. Cure cancer or stop internet cancer. Wat do?
If I cure cancer, that's not cure internet cancer? And anyway what is the internet cancer? While I wait for your answers I choose cure cancer.
You wake up in your bed after a hard party and you notice there's black man on your right side while on your left side there's a female dog. And you think that happened. What are you going to do now?
Go home and pretend that never happened.
This guy is in your closet. What do?
Pfff. My closet filled with guys like this with the differnece they are dead. Hmm. Kill the guy and put it back to the rest.
Hulk blast through your wall and then catch your girlfriend and rape her. What now?
ask why hulks raping nothing
you're slowly turning into kanye west. what now?
Snowie
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Check in with a Psychiatrist to see why I have another personality.
You are being forced to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo all day, in the same manner as they used to torture Alex in A Clockwork Orange.
Wat Do?
Try to ask who is Alex and what the hell is the clockwork orange.
You accidentally blow up the moon and everybody know it was you, and they will try to take revenge on you for that, what you gonna do now?
When in doubt, live in an abandoned shack!
You are now a shapeshifter. What do you do?
Sir Soundwave
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I'm already a Transformer so that doesn't effect me by much.
So I'd get a new alt mode
You're in a situation where the Romans have came to the present to establish a new kingdom and only one man can stop it, and the hero is not you. What do you do now?
reenact the fall of Rome with smallpox
Cthulhu turns out to be Christian what do?
Cthulu becomes the Christian. Cthulu is now the Jesus. You now taste like chicken.
You're in a club, and the big bad faggot, OP, comes up and smacks your boyfriends ass? What do KYM?
Tell OP to go be a faggot somewhere else. He obeys.
RandomMan has gone mentally unstable with the Ban Hammer. What do?
Whip out a Perma Ban Hammer and challenge him.
You win a 100 million dollar lottery, but find out you have a tumor in your brain, the doctor says you have a week to live. What do?
Buy all of the Unusual hats in the community market
You are at a strip club, Then you see one of your lovers (Male or female or Others)
Wat Do
Join him/her for a multi-lap dance.
You're about to win the Daytona 500, but your rival passes you on the last lap. You approach the finish line. In the front passenger seat, you have a sniper rifle, and an atomic bomb. You can try to snipe him and win the race. Or just yolo it and ignite the bomb.
Wat do?
Use both to be sure. 'Coz you can't always be sure.
You became the president of USA. But in the same time Russia or North Korea want to launch nukes at you. What's next?
Build a fuck ton of vaults.
An evil multi-dimensional empire is invading earth. Wat do?
Emerson Grey
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I ask why they're evil, and invite them to dinner.
You're about to go on a blind date, and you have no idea who this person will be.
What will you do?
I think this is why the blind date invited. So I would go to it.
(I see @Bots what did you there)
You got mad for short time and you raped several women and girl, including Justin Bieber. So what now?
Stab myself in the eyes to make it a truly blind date.
You wake up one night to find you waifu/husbando standing over you.(If you don't have one just insert a random character). What do you do?
Ask why the hell is Dr. Eggman standing over me at 2 in the morning.
You're held at gunpoint in a dark alleyway. What do?
Tell the guy his pistol is not unceased and when he check it kick it out of his hand punch him in the face.
A one day you find out your waifu/wife/girlfriend or their male counterparts turned into hitler and he gave you a cartoon pony as a pet. Well, any bright idea?
ProjectENDO
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Kill Hitler, free the pony to see if it can survive in the wild.
Trolls are eating your friend. They're EATING her. And then they're GONNA EAT YOU. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Realize that my "friend" was actually Dillon the Hacker and he deserved to be eaten by trolls anyway.
The ground is shaking all around you. Your heart stops. Something is coming for you. Something big.
What do?
LEG IT, LEG IT, LEG IIIIIT
You are now Link from Legend of Zelda, and all the LOZ villians are after you. What do you do?
I would pretend I'm a dead link. ba dum tss.
You find yourself on an alien planet. What's next?
claim the empire
SCP wants to get you a girlfriend what do
Let them do it for free.
You died and you need to choose between the highway to hell and the stairway to heaven. Make your choice.
Stay on Earth to harass the living.
A massive shitstorm is brewing and tensions between fandoms is on the rise. Wat do.
Get off the internet. I don't want to get involved.
Someone dropped off a Fennekin at your front porch. Wat do?
Snowie
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Pet it. D'awww.
You wake up one day to find you have three tits. Wat do?
Schabbs
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Nothing.
It's 199X, you're dicking around with your peers, and all of a sudden this fine gentleman appears. Wat do?
Pic Related
Nothing 'coz if we in 1999 I'm just only two years old. Where's mah toys!
You suddenly turn into the famous singer Tom Jones without any warning. It's unusual not?
Be confused because i have no idea who he is.
Half life 3 is announced.
You find the Excalibur. What's you gonna do?
Grab it and slice everything in sight.
You are in a prison. Your only equipment is a rusty fork, some toilet paper and a bedsheet. Wat do?
MacGyver out of the foucking prison! (NOTE: Yeah I wrote foucking, it's not an accident.)
Every on the planet turns into zombie, expect you. What are you going to do now?
Schabbs
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Become an hero.
You're in a lavaproof, powerful cell (in the shape of the Absolutely safe capsule, complete with lavaproof window), and next to you is a case. The case contains a .500 snub nose with only 3 cartridges loaded, a laptop with it's own functional (yet dying) WiFi hotspot, a nokia 3310 cellphone (with scratch marks), a can of Tactical Bacon, and a few unopened cans of Canada Dry. The Cell is currently in a supervolcano, and you are almost in the earth's mantle. Nobody exactly knows if you're alive or not, and the computer's only browser is IE.
Wat Do?