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It's not suggested to wear while a terrorist with a sniper rifle wanna shoot down the president.

Large Hadron Collider.

the world ended

stairs

Goddammit, I'd just finished typing this up in response to Harshwhinny, and two people ninja'd me.

I'm gonna post it anyway.

Prompt: Barrack Obama mask.

The heist had been planned for weeks. O'Leary was sitting on the opposite side of the van, performing his final checks on the drill. Wouldn't do if that thing broke before it could crack the safe. To your left was Bulldog – 300lbs of raw muscle, and a temper to match. His job was crowd control. Jones was sitting opposite him, looking even more nervous than ever. While we were keeping the hostages under control, he'd be wiping the bank's electronics. It would be best if we could get in and out without leaving a trace for the cops to follow. Up front was Mac, the getaway driver. The man had a foul sense of humor, but he was the most dependable man you'd ever met.

And finally, you. The Mastermind. The one who set this ball rolling so many weeks ago. As the van rounded the corner and approached the bank, you looked at your team and gave a small nod. They reached for their masks. Wearing presidential masks wasn't a particularly original idea, but they'd do for the job. After what felt like hours, the van came to a halt. You grabbed the rear-door, shotgun at the ready in your free hand. This would have to be quick, and clean. You burst out into the harsh sunlight…

…and were immediately shot down by a passing pedestrian. Probably wasn't a good idea to wear a Barrack Obama mask in Texas.

Other two prompts were:

• A truckload of corgis
• The Large Hadron Collider

Mine was going to be: A mirror.

[edit: Shit, got ninja'd again while adding those extra lines. Another prompt is 'Stairs'. Bonus points for using all four]

I refuse to accept that challange.
The mirrors can kill you quickly if you broke them. Especially if you broke one above you.

frog.

You weren't worried at all. The world had been using super colliders for years, and nothing bad had happened outside of a few billion down the drain for some unused projects, so why would this time be any different? Lost in your thoughts, you stumbled down the stairs a few steps and banged your head, causing a small sore to appear. Heading to the bathroom, you blink into the mirror to see what the damage is.

The LHC though.. It was a different beast altogether. The moment you looked into the mirror, the proton beams fired – releasing dazzling amounts of energy into two particles just before they collided with each other. A random frog jumped into the beam, though. The power released was enormous. Reality itself seemed to bend, with the miles of tunnel at the epicenter.

Still looking into the mirror, the lights flash, and you feel every particle in your body change…

And you find yourself in a truck, yipping along with the other corgis – wondering who your new master will be. The entire world has changed.

Sorry, fixing up the discrepancies.

Rocket Car

not a good idea : destroyed in blaze of glory

dragon dildo

You shoved it in your ass and survived. But you get hit by a potato.

TARDIS

The doctor accidentally lands on you by mistake.

Battletoads

The Battletoads kick you, and you miraculously survive the beating. However, you aren't prepared for the genital warts they gave you…

Banana

Die from food poisoning because i'm not an Apex.

Your waifu a shit.

Some zealous otaku murders you for insulting his Waifu (A common occurrence)

An AC/DC t-shirt

Ladies choking from the shirt being too tight

Boredom

Dies of bordom (Literally!)

Playstation 1

Strangled by controller cord.

Atlas Shrugged.

Electrocuted (?) (dude, post an Item.)

Aerosol can, lighter, wasp nest,a copy of the anarchist cookbook, and several dud explosives that may or may not be armed, and a picture of tom cruise.

The cafeteria at Columbine High actually blows up this time. (And Atlas Shrugged is a book, but nobody read it because it was too fucking long.)

A tie-dye elephant.

Schabbs Posing As Dylan Klebold: Aw yiss, finally! the responce i've been looking for!
(Mind Reader.)

Stomped to death by elephant/Mistaken for a peanut.

Dylan Klebold.

"No, wait, Dylan, this isn't Doom-" BLAM

Eddie Van Halen's guitar.

Attempt to smash guitar with stage, fragments get into heart.
Kebab.

In your attempt to remove kebab you manage to find that he is hiding in an abandoned warehouse. When you enter into the warehouse you find what you thought was kebab only as you get close to kebab you realize that it wasn't him but a dummy made to look like him. Just then you are knock out by a blow from the back of your head. As you wake up you find that you are tied up and can smell gasoline, you find that at the open door stands kebab holding a lit lighter. As he leaves the room he throws the lighter at you, igniting the gas. You burn to death in that room as kebab gets away, staying in your home country for another day.

Necronomicon

Accidentally read the book out loud in a church.

Box of stay puft marshmallows, a tape recorder, a pencil, and a bathtub.

(Only just one item but I accept your challange)

First you played with a tape recorder by stabbing it with a pencil and then you thought it's funny to put a box of stay puft marshmallows into a bath full of hot water. However in an unexpected reaction the marshmallows started to expand untilit choked you to death.

TF2 unusual hat in reality.

neck breaks because too many hats

plastic pistol

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

Food Fight! (The Movie)

ISSAT A POOP RAT

A Tekken cabinet.

I Wasted all my money on it, and can't afford food. I starve.

A printing press

Caught in the machine.

Water gun, brick, kool aid, cyanide, an ammo box, 5000 pounds of crack, and a large number of monkeys with typewriters typing up shakespeare's Hamlet.

fuck up the monkey's work die in horrendous ways

stapler

Your nose and mouth are stapled together and you die of starvation.

Hairbrush

something involving scalp injuries.

Late night gaming.

You become insane and stressed yourself to death from the lack of sleep thanks to late night gaming.

Sandvich

You forgot to remove the toothpick with the olive and choke to death on it.

Saxophone

played it so wrong that jazz is now the spirit and chokes you while making your funeral dirge

stairs

You walk down the stairs and trip and fall to your death because you forgot to tie your shoe laces.

Space shuttle.

you get lost in abnormally and die trying to get out

sonic the hedgehog oc

too edgy;got stabbed.

Poop.

crap out organs

youtube

Horray, you finally got one million total views on your youtube account. You were soo happy that you decided to check the comments section on one of your video. Suddenly, you saw a comments so racist about you that not even the dictionnary could describe it. You were soo angry that you managed to know personal information about the one who spawned this incredibly racist comment. Oh, and you somehow got hold of a nuclear bomb and fired it up to the racist person. As you were laughing manically, you heard a loud noise. The floor was shaking, the sky became yellow and you suddenly saw a mushroom cloud. You quickly forgot that your target lived in your city. You died together in your own nuclear blast.

Justin Bieber

You go out drag racing with him, and he crashes. You both die

A rubberband

Tied around your wrists, putting a lot of pressure on them and making them bleed.

Bread

I dip it in butter and use it to make a bacon cheeseburger. I die from a heart attack.

A very spicy taco

Explosive diarrhea. Authorities state that initial reports of a terrorist attack have proven to be unfounded.

Citrus.

Allergies.

Cap gun and BBs.

You shoot both your eyes out.

Eggnog

Try to eat the entire carton.
A cardboard box.

Attempted to fight someone to the death with it. Lost.

Boner.

My heart blows up for no apparent reason.

The Brony Fandom and the Homestuck Fandom

Caught up in the shitstorm that results from the fandoms merely existing.
A delicious cake.

Death by Diabeetus

Protons

Unstable reaction.

Experimental Low-Medium Orbit Ion Cannon