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I bet I'm the most badass of you all.
Prove me wrong.

Okay, I give in. The truth is my real name is Dr. Richard Dawkins but a lot of people know me more as Emma Watson. Here are two of my photos to prove it.

Pic or it…
Dammit !

Toasting in epic bread.

@Jostin.
O RLY?

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At least my name's adorable…

Lolwut?

@ RG

YA RLY!

I couldn't keep it a secret any longer. You guys would have probably got it out of me one way or another some other time in the future. So, I thought that it would be best if I forced myself to confess it instead.

@Jostin
Dude, post your IRL self.
I'll post mine when my computer is running again.

Transparency? In my KYM?

Do we have to reveal our IRL self?

@ RG

Why do you want to know what I look like so much? Can't I keep my p-p-p-p-p-p-p-internet face and stay anonymous?

@ Chris

It's more likely than you think!

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@ Adorabunny

Not unless you want to.

Nobody HAS to, but this is fun.

Also, Elbert, you in the Philippines?

I'm not gonna go to my dashboard, so here it is. My name is
BOB MARLEY!!!!!
Jk, my name is Kai Foster. I have no ideo who this is.

@animecello
There's a user named Fake Genius.

lawl

@Real Genius:
Isn't that just your alt?

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Yes… how do you know and whyd'you ask?

:) I've been googling people's names.

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You, sir, are officially a stalker!

There's also a user named Captain Blubber and another one named Capitaine Blubbé but are they really Captain Boughs of Holly?

@Elbert, Yep. Only put info online that you're comfortable having easily accessible. Posting by my real name this whole time has been sort of a fun experiment to see when the stalkers will show up.

@Chris:
That is troubling on several levels.

Sweet, lemme see what I can dig up.

At least you're not a purple dinosaur…

@ Chris

Is that true? ZOMG!! If it is, which of our dirty little secrets have you learned about, eh?! Tell us the knowledge of a stalker! :3

Why the hell does everyone want to have an alias in quotation within their name on this site all of a sudden? whatever happened to middle names? Mine's Joseph.

Well, I'm pretty sure Chris can't stalk out anymore than that σ_σ

Lemme see, I'm not certain about this all since my history of stalking only goes back about 10 minutes.

But it looks like Real Genius got a divorce in Utah and is looking to buy a pair of LeapFrog Learn and Groove Maracas. (I thought you were 15?)

Jostin is originally from the Philippines but lives in Winnipeg Manitoba.

Animecello's real name is more common than I thought, but I think he wrote an erotic fiction set in the Gundam Wing universe.

Tristan is a self-professed god at air hockey.

Anybody I missed?

I am Lindsay. Not revealing my last name. ('-' )

Pictured Above;Me

Shadowfury has a Twitter account he never uses, and does a great job of keeping most of his private info private.

Hi. I'm Taylor Evans. And I'm an alcoholic.

(monotone droning) Hi, Taylor…

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@ Chris

Everybody knows that about me so nothing new. :3

Can't say I'm not shocked about the others revelations, though.

Pictured above: Tristan

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OMG hahahaha Chris's been stalking half of the active members nao hahahahaha

Jostin's favorite books are the hard ones that you can smash on people's heads.

Also, HackerOnHacker has the right idea. Anonymity is the safest.

@ Chris

LMAO!! ZOMG, I totally forgot I even had a Friendster account until you put that on here. Great find, Chris!

I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Srsly, 12 year-olds shouldn't write erotic fiction

Gundam fanfiction?

What do they do there, Wing Gundam and Gundam 00 made out?

hahah! Probably the wrong one. Like I said, your real name is much more common than I thought.

I'm kind of interested to see what people can dig up on me. Most results are me, but there are a lot of other Chris Menning's out there.

Robert Paulson

His name was Robert Paulson.

I've been stalking Chris Menning's account…

So far, I found this…

Basic Information

Networks:NYU
Eyebeam
WNYU RadioSex:MaleSiblings:Morgan Wilkinson
Kelly Wilkinson
Casey Wilkinson
Parents:Malcolm Wilkinson
Relationship Status:Married to Irene Polnyi

@ RG

But seriously though, that's only scratching the surface of my personal info. There's much MUCH more about me elsewhere in this beloved internet-world of ours. Though, I'm smart enough to put that info under a different, unrevealed user name, so I'm practically safe from anyone ever finding out stuff about me that I don't want them to.

@ Adorabunny

Nice.

What about the Dubmeister? Can anyone dig up any info on him that we don't know about yet? I'm not doing it because I don't stalk people. lol

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@Adorabunny

LOL, where did you get that? That's not me but it's somebody else that you know from this site.

@Chris

On Facebook you're a fan of "not getting stabbed."
You live in Minneapolis, MN.
Your middle name starts with a J.
You drew this of yourself:

Wait a minute… Chris is right! I didn't realize it until now that that's not his last name!

@Chris Menning

But it says so on your facebook X3

@Jostin

I'll see what I can do…