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Let's play Organ Trail: The Zombie Themed Dysentery Simulator

Last posted Nov 13, 2014 at 04:06PM EST. Added Nov 02, 2014 at 07:30PM EST
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Have you ever wanted to be horribly murdered in a zombie apocalypse? Well, you're in luck! Because this is the thread for you!

What is Organ Trail?
Think of it as "Oregon trail with Zombies" basically.

What is Oregon Trail?
Oregon Trail is an edutainment game made in the mid seventies. the game was designed to teach school children about the realities of 19th century pioneer life on the Oregon Trail. The player assumes the role of a wagon leader guiding his or her party of settlers from Independence, Missouri, to Oregon's Willamette Valley on the Oregon Trail via a covered wagon in 1848.

Also it was quite difficult.

How do I get in?
Just post in the thread asking to join. Be forewarned: Your death is final, unless I run out of people to use, in which case i'll just start from the top.

CURRENT PARTY:
Captain Douglas J Falcon
A$AP Twisty
J4CK
Burner
Original Names

NEXT PARTY:
Captain Douglas J Falcon
NintenDylan
Sargeant Arch Dornan
Richter von Zelmisburg
Samekichi Kiseki

QUEUE:
Ted the Espurr
Viuff
Sgt Green
Jimmy Lethal

Spoopy Irony
DJKing
TheBigCon4800
Mr. Stalker

l4tul4 pyrop3 th3 r4d g4m3r grl
unusedusername
Eggo my Leggo
CrowTheMagician

Foxy the Pirate Fox
Emerson Grey
Pollux
I Need Moni

Fuckface
Beatie
Honeytiger

Captain Douglas J Falcon
Natsuru Springfield
Ann Hiro
RandomMan
Disturbed B
J4CKlXl455

N/A.

Last edited Nov 09, 2014 at 09:03PM EST
FIRST POST! YAY!



I'mma select normal.



Simple enough.



Aw, fuck.



Who's this guy?



Clements! Nice to meet ya!



Yes, I could /totally/ count on these guys…



Why the fuck would they be in D.C.? Either way, car, woop woop.



And here's our car!



Alright, it's not like I know how to drive or anything.



This is the main screen. There isn't much, but there will be after the tutorial.



Shit.



WHELP. R.I.P. IN PIECES CLEMENTS



Well you're just plum-diddly buttfucked now. At least we got to town. (There was a screen with pixel gore saying "Welcome to D.C.!" but I forgot to cap it.)



God damn, gubmint are taking this shit seriously.



Clements's Zombie Survival Guide: We have it now.



Well, we have 12 hours. each bar represents an hour.



Decided to roll out with this.



Hey guys! We're all fucked!



oh god no don't pull an MGS3 on me.



OH GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE PULLING AN MGS3 ON ME



RIP Clements. 2014-2014. At least we can fucking tweet about it.



So we're heading to Pittsburgh next.



Our stats.





The various menus when you stop.



2Spooky.

A$AP Twisty, J4CK, Burner, and Original Names have been added to the queue.

Last edited Nov 02, 2014 at 07:58PM EST

@Richter: Oh, it's much, much, worse.
@Samekichi: Yeah, it's similar to the New Maymay Island thread.

Everyone added to the queue.

Alright, off to Pittsburgh we go!



God damnit, already?!



I guess we gotta take what we've got.



I hope this is andy's grave.



It's not andy's, but this guy sounds cool.



ITAKEITBACKITAKEITBACKITAKEITBACK



Anyways, I ended up getting injured because of that.



Oh, look, is THIS one andy's?



Better not trick us.



Fuck yeah.



Welcome to Pittsburgh! The town of… I dunno.



I decide to heal up RandomMan with a medkit. I also do a couple other things, like buy food.



Aw shite, a horde. This is like the river crossings in Oregon Trail.



Let's wait a bit.



Come on, everyone! Let's get our cardboard boxes and sneak through!



Aww, no cardboard boxes…



At least we got through!



We're back on the road again, towards The Mall



Well, we got one spare tire left.



Hm, what's this? Better not be a trap.



Ooh! Goodies! Let's be nice assholes and only steal some of it.



Awwright!



FUCK YEAH!



Welcome to The Mall!



So we got some Winter Tires. yay.



Let's go repair the car!



We are now car repairmen.



Oh yeah, this is the shop screen. I also decided to heal myself.



This is the move trainer. There's also things like auto dealers and such.



Anyways, next update: Off to Indianapolis, the city of… I dunno.

How can I even break a leg while in a car?!? Are the pedals that tough?

The mystery continues. (Thanks for the heal.)

Last edited Nov 03, 2014 at 02:44PM EST
Okay, off to Indianapolis.



What's this?



Internally hums lost woods theme



Eventually, I find this. What could it be?



FUCK, RANDOMMAN. CAN'T JUST STICK YOUR DICK IN OUR FOOD.



AW, COME THE FUCK ON, ANN.



And to continue to add to our problems…



Welcome to Indianapolis, the city of RUN.



So we got a Nev-R-Break Battery. Cool.



I decide to take a job.



Okay, simple enough.



Hoo boy.



There's that crate!



Victory fanfare plays



The current map. As you can see, the midwest is nuked to shit.



We rest for a bit and then go on our merry way.



Danke, Disturbed!



Knew I shouldn't have taken the left turn at Albuquerque.



Well, at least you're healthy again.



Awwright, nice.



Dafuq?!



Oh, GREAT.



Welcome to the farm.



I decide to go scavenging.



WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT



Anyways, we do our business an- OH, COME ON.



Alright, let's mow those motherfuckers down.



Left those assholes in the dust.



Let's go to Chicago!



FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ANN. FIRST YOU GET TYPHOID AND NOW YOU HAVE A FUCKING FEVER?!



Internal rage building



Welcome to Chicago! The city in the Danganronpa-verse where blood is pink.



We do some small business in there, and head off. I think this is the point where we started to run out of food.



Not again…



Thank goodness.



Aww…



FUCK! We eventually trade 25 ammo for a tire.



ugh.



Oh no.



WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!



Managed to not get hit during that.



Oh, hey Ash.



Decided to go hunting. Solved our food problem.



I also heal Ann with a medkit.



Next stop: St. Louis.

Okay, I seriously did not expect this many people to join. I thank you all.

Alright, off to St Loui-



Aw come on, already?!



I mean, I know you can't resist your sexual urges, but don't take it out on the fucking supplies, okay?



That's… Slightly creepy. But you give what you get.



Heh, good thing this will never happen in real life. Right? RIGHT?



This better by andy's grave.



what.



Eh, i'm not complaining.



Welcome to St. Louis, the town where this guy will fuck your shit up.



Our current map.



Decided to go scavenging.



Hoo boy. This is gonna be tough.

I waited a bit until he size of the horde died down, the broke out the guns and crossed through.







HEY GUYS! LET'S PLAY CAVE EXPLORER!



Yuck.



Good thing we have snow tires!



Uhm…



I don't know whose bright idea that was, but they're an idiot.



Alright!



Aw, come the fuck on.



I thought asexual amoebas couldn't break bones.



At least we had some spare tires this time.



Welcome to the cave!



Let's get the hell out of there!



Next stop: Memphis, home of Elvis.



What's this?



Son of a bitch!



I'm feeling nice today. I'll help him up.



What.



Oh god not again.



Aw, come the fuck on.



I don't want this shit to happen again.



Alright! Things are starting to turn my way!



We're in Memphis, boys.



God damnit. Not even gonna show this.



Next Stop: The Prison.

Quick note: This aint dead, unlike the stickman thread. I've got a post in the making, because my internet was out all day.

Alrighty, done with the making.

Let's go to the prison! This won't end badly!

Dangit.

Ah, cripe.

Alrighty then, game.

Oh, bloody hell.

Now i'm mad.

NO

NOT THIS SHIT.

NOT AGAIN.

[King Crimson intensifies]

Welcome to The Prison.

We've got nothing for sale!

Next up, the fucking hospital. They better got a cure.

Before that, let's clean up the car.

Whelp, we took the wrong exit.

Oop, Michael Bay's filming another movie.

Come on, let it be andy.

what.

Awwright! Things are finally starting to look good!

…Never mind. R.I.P. Ann Hiro.

GOD DAMNIT RANDOMMAN

…Things can't get any worse, right?

RIGHT?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

YES IT CAN! NICE JOB, NATSURU!

YOU TOO, DISTURBED!

Well… I guess that's good…

Oh, hey Francis. We do some business there, and then go off.

Next up: Dallas, Texas.

Things are finally looking up.

…I said that too soon, didn't I?

Well, at least you didn't die of it.

What's this?

Oh god KILLITKILLITKILLIT

God. Fucking. Damnit.

SUPER DYSENTERY?! THIS SHIT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE DISE-ooh, what's this?

Hmm… This guy seems crazy, but i want to know what kind of crazy he is.

We've gone past the point of no return, boys.

Yeahno.

Let's continue on.

Feeling pretty good for an infected, aren't you?

Everything's bigger in Texas.

We just sneak like solid snake past this.

Next time: Strippers, and I get my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED ANN! THOSE BASTARDS!!

And I have a sudden hankering for something nice and mushy. And filled with intelligence. I wonder if a restaurant nearby will have that….

When I played, Vinyl just walked off and never returned (likely threw one of her patented psycho-fits), Lyra died of FUCKING DYSENTERY, and Octavia was put down for being infected. It was really tough, but Ace and Neon made it.

Hoo boy, this one's gonna be a long one…

Last time, we were heading off to get laid.

This seems like a good start.

Eh, a mere annoyance.

Things are actually starting to look up!

Sure, why not.

lolwhat.

OH LORD NO

Caught me by surprise. The Zambie got me again.

Fuck.

Oh no.

Got that fucker good.

Don't want to have more infected than we already have.

More food! yay!

AW MOTHERFUCKER!

At least it was automatic…

You do good, Disturbed.

Ouch!

Dude.

The car's like almost dead anyways.

Geez, running low on food…

Oop, Michael bay shooting another movie.

AND THERE. WE. GO.

There… Isn't enough food to sustain all of us.

I'm sorry.

At least you got laid before you died.

…

No, no god please no. Not after we've come this far.

We eventually trade for some fuel.

God frickin' dangit.

Oh no.

Oh god no, i'm almost dead…

Oh lord, please no.

… We've sacrificed many to make it this far…

I've… Got to do this.

I. Must. Survive.

And I did!

Alright!

Desert Bus killed the Internet star…
Desert Bus killed the Internet star…

How does it fucking rain in the desert.

Oh god, we're almost out of gas…

Oh god… We're going to die.

Not today, at least. (Traded for some stuff, like fuel. Also scavenged.)

We're here, boys.

Showed those fucks good.

Next time: we go to Vegas.

Disty wrote:

At least I didn't get super dysentery…..or a bite wound…..or death…..damn I'm lucky.

BTFO
T
F
O

Your regular dysentery has nothing on my super dysentery.


At least we died the way we became zombies, with bodily fluids flowing over the ground.

Skeletor-sm

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